artistcalledian 0 #51 December 9, 2005 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #52 December 9, 2005 QuoteI will love you long time if you insert their names in the story......... PLEASeeeee , pretty pretty please , with a cherry on top and sinker on the bottom how'd you know I like bottom? OMG, was I that drunk the other night? You slipped me a ruffie didn't you... don't tell sheep fucker. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #53 December 9, 2005 QuoteThat was very good!!! Also, how many id's does Clay have on here?!!! Clay? Bawahhhaaaaa!!!! Not even close...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #54 December 9, 2005 QuoteThat was very good!!! Also, how many id's does Clay have on here?!!! as many as he wants if he signs up to a proxy server________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #55 December 9, 2005 Quote it says, "I'm winking at you b/c I'm a wanking sycophantic poofter?" How'd they fit that in that small space? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #56 December 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteHey... Alienangel is still the best.. All you newby wannabes dont even come close to his prowless, and on top of that, he goes to bed everynight with a very, very hot chick. My sentiments, exactly! Oh my God! It's especially hysterical, if you meet Alienangel in person. God, that's good stuff! That was some of the funniest stuff I have ever read--thanks for posting that link!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #57 December 9, 2005 I wish I could tell you that I have a list of awesome and amusing stories to tell, but the business has changed so unlike a lot of the old timers I dont have any scars from deranged woman stabbing me. I do have a couple of 'fans' that stand out though. 1. is this strange guy, really odd and obese, thick glasses, walks with a cane. He spent one show trying to hit me with it whenever I got near. The end of the match shenanigans meant I had to make a hasty exit out through the main entrance, which meant heading down the aisle. This guy stood up, tried to block me and took a nasty shoulder check from me on the way. A couple of days later I got a few emails from a female wrestler who was being harassed by this clown to get wrestling lessons from her so he could get his revenge as I had dislocated his shoulder. A few months later he tried to apologize to me, but since I wasnt me at the time I just blanked him (yes, I do look like that Alex Crowley guy, I hear that quite a bit.). 2. Psychoguy. He's about 65. For 4 months he would stand behind me at shows and for the entire time I was out there would quietly and calmly say "I'm going to kill you, I'm going to find out where you live and the police will never know, I will kill you". Which is pretty standard stuff. Well, a couple of months later we did a gimmick match where my champion would fight a match while I was surrounded by security on a balcony over the ring. Psychoguy made an official request to the president of the company that rather than being surrounded by security I could be hung by the neck and the fans could poke at me with sticks. Most recently he asked permission to beat me up at a show, when his request was denied he asked about whether he'd be banned from the next show if he stabbed me on the street on my own time. 3. I tend to walk around very oblivious to the rest of the world. I constantly hear stories about what an arrogant prick I am because I ignored someone in a public place. I'm actually pretty old school, so I like that aspect - I dont want people congratulating me on being a good character. I like that I have that certain something that makes people hate me without even knowing who I am. I did a show last week where we had zero security, we're in a new town and sold the place out (150 people, not a bad house). There were 5 overly large teens (think the kid in Bad Santa x 5 thinkingthat they're cool, wearing fake wrestling championship belts). That's always a fun time, try to avoid the psycho wannabe wrestling teens without breaking them while still doing your job :) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #58 December 9, 2005 No. Scroll down in same thread. It says a poster was Clay in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #59 December 9, 2005 ah the meds are wearing off, that always happens. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #60 December 9, 2005 Really? I wouldn't even put ACI on that list. He is TOTAL amateur. Posting run of the mill contoversial things for a reaction? SO impressed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #61 December 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat was very good!!! Also, how many id's does Clay have on here?!!! Clay? Bawahhhaaaaa!!!! Not even close... Opps.. you meant Clay's old handle... sorry! And Ian: yes, you can be as childish as you want, use proxy servers, change your IP addies, use multipe PCs, and even create new accounts every day. All it uses up on our side is 1 click to ban the username, so have fun!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #62 December 9, 2005 I guess I've made it to the "old school" gang when I am surprised UntamedDOG and KBone were not options in the poll... Damn! Just re-read the thread title, and saw the "amusing" thingie... Never mind. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #63 December 9, 2005 Ah but in the bonfire mediocrity rules, these are skydivers we're dealing with, not mensa candidates. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #64 December 9, 2005 I would agree with both of your choices. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #65 December 9, 2005 'zactly. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #66 December 9, 2005 Whats that last option?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #67 December 9, 2005 QuoteI guess I've made it to the "old school" gang when I am surprised UntamedDOG and KBone were not options in the poll... Thats only middle school old... Spectre230.. now THATS old skool! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #68 December 9, 2005 QuoteSpectre230 I was wondering when that would come up! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #69 December 9, 2005 QuoteAnd Ro: thats post by AA needs to be put ion context as a spin off of this one http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=29822;search_string=butterfly;#29822 Sorry, I was busy, but yes Rem, I know! I read that one, as well. They go hand in hand, and I'm sorry that I didn't post this one with the other. (My bad!) Anyway, it is pretty hysterical reading, after reading the original thread and the parody thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #70 December 9, 2005 QuoteWhats that last option?? Congratulations on your: Only Thread to Make Rasta Rican Laugh Out Loud This Month Award Yeah 'Cakes, he MUST have been referring to you or C.R. because everybody knows I could NEVER hold court with the esteemed sh*t stirring company on this poll. ..To this day I can't fathom why my Spaniard best friend refers to me as "Gasolina." P.S. Kitty Cakes, leave that avatar up for a while. It always fills me with such vivid dreams of ...welll.....bending you over a mechanical bull.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #71 December 9, 2005 QuoteI think you aren't giving Walt any of his due. He is just one perverted f'er. Come on, let's hear it for Waltappel. So, I guess you won't be asking me out anytime soon? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #72 December 9, 2005 My all-time favorite wrestler for getting a crowd really upset was Ravishing Rick Rude. That guy was a GOD at getting the crowd worked up--especially small town crowds. He was extremely well-built (I believe he had been a bodybuilding competitor) and would always make a point of insulting all the men in the crowd (along with the women, for that matter) by calling them fat, stupid, ugly, and whatever else he could think of, and then proceed to show them "what a really sexy man looks like" by putting a realy arrogant look on his face and flexing his muscles and, often, doing sort of a pelvic bump and grind thing. During the match, he would generally play dirty and, after making some really heinous move on his opponent and knocking him down, he would stand in the middle of the ring flexing his muscles. He was awesome. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #73 December 9, 2005 QuoteWhats that last option?? _________________________________ I like yer hat, M'am! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #74 December 9, 2005 Thanks, Cowboy, I like yer hat too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #75 December 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think you aren't giving Walt any of his due. He is just one perverted f'er. Come on, let's hear it for Waltappel. So, I guess you won't be asking me out anytime soon? WaltNo but that's because I am a nun. And one of your threads last week has me worried about you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
