nacmacfeegle 0 #26 December 9, 2005 I'm pleased for you Dave. Noice.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #27 December 9, 2005 EXCELLENT!!! WAY TO GO, DAVE!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 December 9, 2005 QuotePolice Officers are special people. Putting your life on the line to protect others is a selfless act. May God and the rest of the police family watch over you and keep you safe. Dave, all kidding aside, Sunny said it best... Congrats, big guy. Now about that ticket I got in Houston at Skyfest....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #29 December 9, 2005 Congrats Dave. Let me know what area you end up in, so I can forwarn ya of my approach... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #30 December 9, 2005 Congratulations Dave! I'm glad things are going well for you. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #31 December 9, 2005 QuoteIf you know me and were wondering, I passed the test this morning. RIGHT ON! Time to party!Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #32 December 9, 2005 And every year when those Halloween and Christmas officer parties comes, you can dress up as Tackleberry! Should be a guaranteed hoot! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #33 December 9, 2005 QuoteIf you know me and were wondering, I passed the test this morning. So, does this mean you won't let me drive home after the beer light goes on and I partake in the drinking activities at the DZ? Dammit... I guess I'll be having to crash at the pilot's apartment (like he'd mind)... or the upcoming videographer's place (Stan)(like he'd mind either)... or the DZO's (and his wife's) house (i'm sure they'd mind)... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #34 December 9, 2005 QuotePolice Officers are special people. Putting your life on the line to protect others is a selfless act. May God and the rest of the police family watch over you and keep you safe.what she said Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apley 0 #35 December 11, 2005 officer: "do you know why i stopped you, son?" driver: "because you thought i had donuts?" - : meat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #36 December 11, 2005 "alright, Meow, let me see your drivers license and registration" "excuse me?" "right meow, boy!" "let me see your license and registration......CHICKEN FUCKER!!....Caw! Caw! Caw! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #37 December 11, 2005 Congrats, Dave. You'll never get rich, but you will see some extraordinarily wierd shit. "One Adam Twelve" "Twelve" "Report of a severed human head on the trackway at MacArthur" "Confirm severed human head?" "Affirmative" "Enroute" (five minutes of squelch as everybody attempts to claim cover on the good ones) As a skydiver you'll be required to buy a case when you blow your first engine code three (or code bucking bronco or whatever you call it in Texas) Have fun, only bring the wierd and fun stuff home. Does this mean you got hired, or just passed the test? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #38 December 11, 2005 I can't help myself on this one... I do apologize in advance... And Dave, you're not an asshole... This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge. Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks, "What's the hurry?" The guy replies, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "What do you do?" The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop says, "WHAT? A rectum stretcher? What's a rectum stretcher do?" The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about six feet wide." The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #39 December 11, 2005 That there is one of the best cop jokes I've ever read, and that one's been around for a while. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #40 December 11, 2005 Nice one Tack, ow long before you knoiw if you're accepted in? and what force are you appling for? Texas state, county, amarillo sheriffs ???? Texas rangers You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #41 December 11, 2005 Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall? VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #42 December 12, 2005 From previous threads I assume you're referring to the TCLEOSE. If so then thats awesome!! VERY intense shit and you have good reason to be proud.So do you have any job prospects lined up? or have they changed the TCLEOSE rule stating that you have to be employed within 180 days or retest? From being married to a Correctional Officer (I know, its not exactly the same) but you will definitely bring home wild stories. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #43 December 12, 2005 QuoteThat there is one of the best cop jokes I've ever read, and that one's been around for a while. I've had that joke sitting in my "joke" folder in my e-mail for about three years. I just couldn't help myself. I love it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #44 December 12, 2005 Congratulations Dave!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #45 December 12, 2005 QuoteIf you know me and were wondering, I passed the test this morning. May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #46 December 12, 2005 QuoteSo do you have any job prospects lined up? or have they changed the TCLEOSE rule stating that you have to be employed within 180 days or retest? Right, you have to be employed within 180 days or your test is no longer valid. Don't worry, I took care of that before even going through the training.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #47 December 12, 2005 QuoteRight, you have to be employed within 180 days or your test is no longer valid. Don't worry, I took care of that before even going through the training. Sweet! Right on man, I'm happy for you. Sounds like a great way to top off the year.I wanted to go in that direction too but its not in my future unfortunately.So I'll leave it to those better suited to the task. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
