highfly 0 #1 December 13, 2005 Geeks across the world were spurting in their He-Man pants today, as Apple announced the iPorn - the new video playing iPod. Apple's supreme beardy twat, Steve Jobs, proudly announced the launch of the product in California to the sound of cash registers around the world ringing in his ears. Not only does the iPorn let you store hour after hour of music you don't even like, you can now download video to it too! The new iPorn means you can now watch porn on the move... Listen to music and watch porn while jogging Have a tug on the bus when you can't wait to get home Spank the monkey on a trip to the zoo Bash the bishop at a boring mass Crack out a full house at the Bingo The launch will of course be supported by a new advertising campaign... www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 December 13, 2005 only you would think of that! well, probably not, actually, now that I think of it. the option of surreptitiously watching porn during church just never occurred to me before though. Thank you Steve Jobs! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 December 13, 2005 And let's not forget the iWipe http://techrepublic.com.com/2300-10877_11-5955727-12.html The above jest is a case of laughing with Apple, and not at them. I currently have a PowerBook and think it's a terrific machine. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
