BillyVance 35 #1 December 13, 2005 Okay, I got this website in an email, and it is absolutely useless to me. No sound... If anybody has any time to transcribe it for me, I would appreciate it. Supposed to be quite profane, bad enough that there's a parental guidance warning on it... http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #2 December 13, 2005 I'm trying to transcribe, but its long and he talks fast! Give me a little bit longer.. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 December 13, 2005 No problem! Thanks for taking the time. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #4 December 13, 2005 Merry Christmas one and all! Aww, I really hate doing Holiday specials of any kind but frankly I’m pissed off at all the neo-yuppie scum bags hell bent on removing the Christmas spirit from the Christmas season. Every year around the holiday some jack off has to go complaining to some court about how he hates Christmas and about how there’s some manger scene with the baby Jesus offending him at some local school. Well who the fuck cares? If someone decides to toss a baby Jesus on their front lawn during the holiday, what’s the fucking problem? And that’s another thing. You know how public schools used to have Christmas plays and shit like that? They don’t do that anymore! And if they do, they remove all the songs that have any reference to religion in them. No silent night, no joy to the world, No fucking little drummer bastard. These are the same fucking institutions that tell you to be tolerant of other people’s beliefs but try to beat every hint of good ol’ Saint Nick out of Christmas. How could anyone be offended by a fucking fat guy who gives out free stuff? What, are we all pissed at Santa because he’s fat and happy and perfectly content with his image?? It’s like all these neo-yuppies want to give him an inferiority complex and put him on the fuckin’ FAtkins’ diet. And that’s why I like Santa, He’s a fat bastard, works one day a year, is actually happy, eats all the cookies he wants, rewards the good and punishes the guilty. Kinda like a vigilante with gifts! Hahah. And just so you know where I am coming from I am not one of those preaching religious fanatics, I don’t go to church and I couldn’t care less about the various issues people have with the various god’s they worship. I just want Christmas to be Christmas and without some fucking jackass telling me not to sing Christmas songs because it has religious overtones. Leave the Christmas folk alone!! T’is the season to shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny little bitch Stop ruining the holidays you neo-yuppie scumbag! Or I’ll beat you with a baby Jesus So Merry Christmas one and all and I don’t care who says what. (*next part is mumbled*) Believe in the power of Santa, or get nothing. You’re gonna get, coal in your stocking, because you’re yuppie scum. Just means more gifts for me! Keep pissing Santa off! There ya go! It more or less somes up my beliefs.. -Karen Edited to add: Imagine the voice of an annoying 10 year old boy jacked up on coke or something. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 December 13, 2005 QuoteThere ya go! It more or less somes up my beliefs.. -Karen Thank you! Hmmm.... I wonder if we can get Skinnyshrek to dress up like Santa and give this speech... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #6 December 13, 2005 QuoteT’is the season to shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny little bitch I vote for an all year holiday like this.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 December 13, 2005 People need to go watch the rest of these videos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 December 13, 2005 damnit I have the link in my profile, since I joined FOAMY IS GOD!!!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 December 13, 2005 Ok - I have to know. How fast do you type???? That's pretty amazing.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 December 13, 2005 QuoteOk - I have to know. How fast do you type???? That's pretty amazing. Nah, she just played it again and again until she got it all. My mom had it easier transcribing class tapes for me when I was in high school. At least she could pause the tape player... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #11 December 13, 2005 It took me almost half an hour!I was bored last night and needed a project. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
