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RkyMtnHigh

Let's Spoon/Snuggle..Tonight

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Nuttin' wrong about da cuddlin'...so let's just cuddle up and spoon;)

Did I miss anything?



Coming from such a kind and caring person, that is sooooooooooooooooooooo unkind. I'm here, you're there, and all that.

I was registering at the Freak Brothers/WFFC at Quincy in 1987. This beeeeeeyooooootiful young lady took my paperwork, looked me straight in the eye, and asked:

"So, Walt, would you like to get laid?"

"Why yes, yes I would!"

She then put a (Hawaiin) lei around my neck.

I was crushed, but I had the feeling that she could pull that gag eleventy-gazillion times and never get tired of it.

[sigh]

Walt

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Coming from such a kind and caring person, that is sooooooooooooooooooooo unkind. I'm here, you're there, and all that.

I was registering at the Freak Brothers/WFFC at Quincy in 1987. This beeeeeeyooooootiful young lady took my paperwork, looked me straight in the eye, and asked:

"So, Walt, would you like to get laid?"

"Why yes, yes I would!"

She then put a (Hawaiin) lei around my neck.

I was crushed, but I had the feeling that she could pull that gag eleventy-gazillion times and never get tired of it.

[sigh]

Walt



At my college this chick says to me, "Man you need to get Laid."

She did that exact same thing...

Unless it is an offer I don't want to hear anything like that pointed in my dirrection.
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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...after your last few weeks of dating nightmares...:S:D:ph34r:
You're tough to keep hangin in there:)



Well, the only dating nightmares I have had the past few weeks, are the ones I have created for myself. When I re-read some of those stories I have posted, especially the one about the glory holes, I'm pretty sure I have eliminated the women of dz.com as potential dates.:D:D:D

I just know I'm gonna hear this at the dropzone one of these days:

"Yeah, right there, that's him--he's that waltappel guy!"

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewewwwwwwwwwww!":D

One of these days, though, I'm going to post my best "date from hell" story in which my date got arrested. It was pretty funny (for me and in retrospect, anyway!)

Walt

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