Slappie 9 #1 December 13, 2005 But I need the following items. 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People *edit* - add Gary Busey Anyone? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 December 13, 2005 Its it a boogie?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 December 13, 2005 QuoteIts it a boogie? BzzzzzzT wrong!! Nice guess and thanks for playing. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 December 13, 2005 Maybe you should be more specific? QuoteBut I need the following items. 3 Jars of Vasoline - regular or jumbo? 2 Garden Gnomes - regular or evil? 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns - are they hot and can they be tempted? 134 Penguins - emperor? Cast Iron Tub - claw foot or drop in? 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream - do you really need the "cream"? 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire - uninsulated? or braid? 2 Lemons - peeled? seedless? 3 Chickens - live, raw or cooked? Chocolate Syrup - Hersheys right? Strawberries - is frozen ok? 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) - Warstiener? Copy of The Satanic Bible - no questions 100 Yard Flamingos - in a yard, or just laying about? Leather Whip - a flog or bullwhip? 14 Pairs of Handcuffs - fluffy or police issue? Cactus - the pokey kind or trippy kind? The Village People - no clarification needed. Anyone? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 December 13, 2005 If you build it he will come.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 December 13, 2005 Way to take the lead there Hippie, I'm super proud of you!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #7 December 13, 2005 Add beer and you'de have one hell'va SCR ceremony! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 December 13, 2005 QuoteAdd beer and you'de have one hell'va SCR ceremony! You didn't see this in the list Jim? 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) I can share for the right reasons "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 December 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAdd beer and you'de have one hell'va SCR ceremony! You didn't see this in the list Jim? 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) I can share for the right reasons youve got 16 nuns, a young priest and and old priest... Im sure you can share! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 December 13, 2005 Is this the contraption needed to land a wingsuit safely??? I mean what else could you need all those penguins for??Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 December 13, 2005 I can provide the two garden gnomes, the two lemons, the cactus, and the leather whip... and I know where you can get the 100 yard flamingos (that place in Austin)... and I don't know what you plan to do with all of this, but can I shoot video? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #12 December 13, 2005 Count me in. I'll bring the copper wire, the Duct Tape, the strawberries and the chickens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #13 December 13, 2005 You forgot the Crisco and the Twister game! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 December 13, 2005 QuoteYou forgot the Crisco and the Twister game! Ohh shit you are so right!! Can someone edit the list? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #15 December 13, 2005 Um I believe you can do that Edited for bad typing/spelling. Hard to type with the top of your finger cut She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 December 13, 2005 QuoteThe Village People I'm sure I can get the Village people. Oh, wait. Glen Hughes died of lung cancer about four years ago. I guess we'll have to call the whole thing off.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 December 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe Village People I'm sure I can get the Village people. Oh, wait. Glen Hughes died of lung cancer about four years ago. I guess we'll have to call the whole thing off. Ok fine.. how about a stand in? They can lipsync? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #18 December 13, 2005 But I need the following items. 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Crisco Twister Duct tape *edit* - add Gary Busey Anyone? Ok updated the list...since slappie is a lazy bitch She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 December 13, 2005 Duct tape is on my list twice.. this will not do!! You're fired! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #20 December 13, 2005 I am thinking we need to throw some tequila into the mix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #21 December 13, 2005 QuoteDuct tape is on my list twice.. this will not do!! You're fired! Hey slack ass...you can NEVER have too much duct tape!!! Oh forgot one thing too 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila! Edited to add Tequila! How the hell did I miss that! Good call man!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 December 13, 2005 So who's the patsy? The DZO or GFD?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #23 December 13, 2005 QuoteSo who's the patsy? The DZO or GFD? Would have to be a DZO.. we can't get GFD involved. She's to innocent for this plan. It would ruin her rep. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 December 13, 2005 What about Jello? theres always room for jello? And the nuns, im hung up on them. Are dirty kinky nuns ok? I dont konw any real nuns. Or Jet-A, jet-a brings the heat to any function. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #25 December 13, 2005 Good call on the Jello!!!! and the Jet A 3 Jars of Vasoline 2 Garden Gnomes 5 Rolls Of Duct Tape Young Priest Old Preist 16 Nuns 134 Penguins Cast Iron Tub 89 Bottles of Whipped Cream 120 ft of 16' Copper Wire 2 Lemons 3 Chickens Chocolate Syrup Strawberries 12 Kegs of Imported German Lager (Personal Use) Copy of The Satanic Bible 100 Yard Flamingos Leather Whip 14 Pairs of Handcuffs Cactus The Village People Gary Busey Crisco Twister Duct tape WD40 Tequila! Jello Jet-AShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
