So the wife says...

[AggieDave 6]

me: "Yeah, I'm pretty heavy..."
her: "you're not fat..."
me: "I've got a good bit of fat on me..."
her: "yeah, but only around your middle!"

HA!

Ok, I thought that was funny.


What has your SO said that was really out there funny that really brought a smile to your face?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SpeedRacer 1]

so, in what year will you be getting laid again, then?




woops. went back & read it again. didn't realize at first that it was the MAN making fun of himself....OK no problem then.

might have been a Bobbit-type incident if the sexes were reversed.

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[AggieDave 6]

Well, hopefully the next time she gets on the computer and actually looks at DZ.com, this thread will be buried nice and deep on page 16 or something.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[flyinghonu 0]

Dude! Where did you hide the "bug" in our house. Yeah, that's a "ditto" on the conversation I recently had with the hubby. Seems like the guys get a little "comfortable" when it comes to the security of a legally binding relationship.

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[Lindercles 0]

so i went through a real dirty hippy phase in college. long hair, beard, bathe once a week or so, the whole way.

at the same time, I was working in a particularly nasty restaurant, where I would occasionally have to clean the floor mats.

after one such cleaning i didn't bathe for several days. my girlfriend at the time (being always graceful and subtle) waited until we were in bed one night and tactfully said "baby, it's kind of hard to make sweet love to a mat."

[dmetz 0]

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... Seems like the guys get a little "comfortable" when it comes to the security of a legally binding relationship.

The guys huh?

I'd have to politely ask which sex get "comfortable" more often once the secure feeling sets in?

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[flyinghonu 0]

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... Seems like the guys get a little "comfortable" when it comes to the security of a legally binding relationship.

The guys huh?

I'd have to politely ask which sex get "comfortable" more often once the secure feeling sets in?

Did I stutter? Hello? It's the guys. Got it? Ok, let's move on.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[SpeedRacer 1]

she's right.


when I look at my male friends, it's all the married ones that have all gone fat. The single ones are still going to the gym.

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[AggieDave 6]

See, I'm lifting weights again. Its more due to occupational hazards that I want to get back into really good shape (I'm not too out of shape really...I can still run 3 miles in a fairly decent time and still lift fairly well), but I did learn something about myself thusfar in my life. When I was 18 and in the Corps of Cadets they ran me so hard I lost 40lbs. I weighed 190lbs and looked like I was starved nearly to death. I was lean, fast and could do pushups until dark, but I still had a spare tire around the middle. So I'm stuck with it for ever basically.

So its a long running joke between my wife and I.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[flyinghonu 0]

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See, I'm lifting weights again. Its more due to occupational hazards that I want to get back into really good shape (I'm not too out of shape really...I can still run 3 miles in a fairly decent time and still lift fairly well), but I did learn something about myself thusfar in my life. When I was 18 and in the Corps of Cadets they ran me so hard I lost 40lbs. I weighed 190lbs and looked like I was starved nearly to death. I was lean, fast and could do pushups until dark, but I still had a spare tire around the middle. So I'm stuck with it for ever basically.

So its a long running joke between my wife and I.

Well...genetics is one thing, laziness and being "comfortable" is another. BTW, I have "thunder thighs" that no matter how many miles I run a day, will always be, well, you get the picture.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[Firephoto 0]

It isn't that guys get comfortable or lazy(at least in my case.)
The causae of me getting fat is my wife feeds me every day and makes me eat breakfast and lunch and a huge homemade dinner. When I was single I was 165lbs and I ate when I was hungry and it was probably a pizza or a cheese steak. Now I weigh 185lbs and my wife couldn't be happier she brags to everyone that she is making me fat.

[RedassSkychic 0]

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Well, hopefully the next time she gets on the computer and actually looks at DZ.com, this thread will be buried nice and deep on page 16 or something.

Ha! No such luck! So I guess every conversation we have is gonna get posted on dz.com? I see how its gonna be!

But really, he does only have fat around his middle, he doesn't have any body fat anywhere else. I think there might be negative body fat on his legs. I, on the other hand, have a nice thick layer everywhere. Helps keep me warm at night

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

[AggieDave 6]

Haha! Just warming up for Eloy!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[wingnut 0]

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Helps keep me warm at night

i thought that's why ya had dave around.....

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