RoadRash 0 #1 December 17, 2005 Is a good excuse to get out of work...? ~R+R...If it's good...I might use one......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 December 17, 2005 The one I used yesterday was that my 9yo was sick with the flu. Course... it was true... but I've used him as an excuse before. Kids rock! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #3 December 17, 2005 ***Is a good excuse to get out of work...? QuoteTell them you have "impaired vision"......You just couldn't "see" coming to work! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #4 December 17, 2005 i have heard if you tell them you have explosive diarea they don't want to be around you!! try it maybe tell them you have dysentary and they will think it is a big medical problem instead of smething some peptobismol might help with.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #5 December 17, 2005 Quotei have heard if you tell them you have explosive diarea they don't want to be around you!! try it maybe tell them you have dysentary and they will think it is a big medical problem instead of smething some peptobismol might help with.... Wingy, I don't think I would want to tell anyone that I have "explosive green apples"...But...I would love to tell Kennedy's boss that he smells and has dysentary... ~R+R...Miss ya wingy!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #6 December 18, 2005 Vomiting works everytime. Especially if you tell them it's running through the family. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites morningdove831 0 #7 December 18, 2005 I agree with RoadRash ... no boss wants an employee coming to work with a possibly contagious stomach flu that could run rampant thru the office!! Good one One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #8 December 19, 2005 Last week my wife encountered another unpleasant side-effect of being pregnant. She was on her way to work when a sudden need to take a shit overcame her. She was just a couple miles away from the office and tried her best to hold out, but then... she sneezed... and shat herself. It was a particularly stinky and creamy one... There was no way in hell she was going into the office like that. So she turned around and went straight back home 18 miles away. It took her an hour and a half to strip her clothes off, dispose of the turds, spray the stains with the pre-soaker, take a shower, re-dress, then go out and clean the car seat with a fabric cleaner and spray it with Lysol... Then she took the other car to work. NOT a good start to any day... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #9 December 19, 2005 Billy Boy, you're the king of TMI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #10 December 19, 2005 "I woke up today and Im just not feeling it. Sorry, I really tried. Maybe I'll see you guys tomorrow" TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #11 December 19, 2005 QuoteBilly Boy, you're the king of TMI. Just don't nobody tell her I told the story here... she'd likely kill me... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wingnut 0 #4 December 17, 2005 i have heard if you tell them you have explosive diarea they don't want to be around you!! try it maybe tell them you have dysentary and they will think it is a big medical problem instead of smething some peptobismol might help with.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #5 December 17, 2005 Quotei have heard if you tell them you have explosive diarea they don't want to be around you!! try it maybe tell them you have dysentary and they will think it is a big medical problem instead of smething some peptobismol might help with.... Wingy, I don't think I would want to tell anyone that I have "explosive green apples"...But...I would love to tell Kennedy's boss that he smells and has dysentary... ~R+R...Miss ya wingy!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 December 18, 2005 Vomiting works everytime. Especially if you tell them it's running through the family. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morningdove831 0 #7 December 18, 2005 I agree with RoadRash ... no boss wants an employee coming to work with a possibly contagious stomach flu that could run rampant thru the office!! Good one One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 December 19, 2005 Last week my wife encountered another unpleasant side-effect of being pregnant. She was on her way to work when a sudden need to take a shit overcame her. She was just a couple miles away from the office and tried her best to hold out, but then... she sneezed... and shat herself. It was a particularly stinky and creamy one... There was no way in hell she was going into the office like that. So she turned around and went straight back home 18 miles away. It took her an hour and a half to strip her clothes off, dispose of the turds, spray the stains with the pre-soaker, take a shower, re-dress, then go out and clean the car seat with a fabric cleaner and spray it with Lysol... Then she took the other car to work. NOT a good start to any day... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 December 19, 2005 Billy Boy, you're the king of TMI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #10 December 19, 2005 "I woke up today and Im just not feeling it. Sorry, I really tried. Maybe I'll see you guys tomorrow" TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 December 19, 2005 QuoteBilly Boy, you're the king of TMI. Just don't nobody tell her I told the story here... she'd likely kill me... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
