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Bored Cops?

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Also, you do not have to blow, bleed or piss a .08 to be DWI, according to the Penal Code in TX.



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Same in California...I know from EXPIERENCE!

I got 'nabbed' once leaving a neighborhood bar at 2:20am...I stopped for 1 at closing time and helped the owner lock up, a Chippy 'hiding' at the corner...in a NEIGHBORHOOD no where near the highway, red lights me as soon as I hit the street.

I did the 'drunk walk' and got taken downtown....25 miles away...blew a .015...and got the DUI.:S

Only thing I could figure was Officer KrispyCream was trying to 'cover' his screw off time.
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I wonder how many rear-enders on slick roads took place during the 1+ Cop-Hours they wasted.



I'll bet that if you had slid off the road into a ditch or tree, becoming injured and trapped, you wouldn't have thought that the officer was wasting his time checking you out down that road. In fact, you probably would have been quite happy to see him so he could save your ass...

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What really turned the sadistic cops on was the fact you had a CHL.......If they could up grade your charges, get you in some serious trouble and have your license taken away, that would be a nice feather in their cap. :|



Well then... don't get mad... get even... If you remember to memorize the cop car number (it's usually on the back of the trunk lid or something), then later you see the same car, follow it at a distance til he gets home. Then in the middle of the night, stick a few bananas up the tail-pipe... :ph34r:

Hey, it worked in the Beverly Hills Cop movie! :)
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Well, I dont really have trouble with cops when Im driving. As soon as they pull me over, I offer 2 forms of ID, my drivers license, and my military ID. The second one usually causes them to drop almost every charge. I have been pulled over countless times, and only have gotten 2 tickets. 1 for speeding [it was the first time i was pulled over, and was scared shit less], and 1 for not having my license on me [the cop dropped the $300+ speeding ticket when he got my mil id]. What can I say, they love us military! I swear, I could get away with murder just by flashing my id...

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