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Describing People You Know

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I was noticing something at the DZ this weekend, which contrasted with the way things are done elsewhere in life, and thought I would comment upon it here.

How do you describe someone whom you are talking about to others in order to identify them?

Well, if you're at work, it probably goes something like this; "You know him - he's about 6' tall, 200 lbs, blonde hair, talks with a Southern accent and works in the payroll department."

But, in contrast, at the DZ the description probably goes like this; "You know him - he jumps the Sabre canopy in red and blue, with a blue rig and a purple jumpsuit, and does swoop landings."

Isn't it funny how personal physical descriptions aren't used at the DZ? We know people better from the gear they wear, rather than their personal appearance...

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I was noticing something at the DZ this weekend, which contrasted with the way things are done elsewhere in life, and thought I would comment upon it here.

How do you describe someone whom you are talking about to others in order to identify them?

Well, if you're at work, it probably goes something like this; "You know him - he's about 6' tall, 200 lbs, blonde hair, talks with a Southern accent and works in the payroll department."

But, in contrast, at the DZ the description probably goes like this; "You know him - he jumps the Sabre canopy in red and blue, with a blue rig and a purple jumpsuit, and does swoop landings."

Isn't it funny how personal physical descriptions aren't used at the DZ? We know people better from the gear they wear, rather than their personal appearance...



Ever been to a dog park? It's the same thing. Everyone knows the dogs' names and behaviors but most are quite clueless about the owner's names.

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Everyone knows the dogs' names and behaviors but most are quite clueless about the owner's names.



That's because people are constantly screaming at their dogs in the park:

"Fido! Don't shit there!"
"Jessable! Quit humping everyone's leg!"

After a while, you learn their names and behaviors :P
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Yeah but even in skydiving when you describe women its not by their canopy. Normally goes
Q..Hey you know that chick that jumps the blue sabre?
A.. No!
.. You know, the one with the big tits.
A.. Ahh you mean Kristi.


Lol
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Isn't it funny how personal physical descriptions aren't used at the DZ? We know people better from the gear they wear, rather than their personal appearance...



In the real world everyone dresses very similarly and changes clothes (most) every day.

If everyone at work has custom suits with Pink trim/neon/tiedye/white/booties/rubbersoles/etc/....and they wore that suit every single day;

I'd describe them by their clothing too. :P

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Yeah but even in skydiving when you describe women its not by their canopy. Normally goes
Q..Hey you know that chick that jumps the blue sabre?
A.. No!
.. You know, the one with the big tits.
A.. Ahh you mean Kristi.


Lol



At work (HQ of Insurance Co - former job), I asked two different people how to describe this tall, voluptuous blond.
Girl: statuesque? Valkyrie? (both rather accurate, but not what I was looking for)
Guy: Oh, I wouldn't even try.

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Yeah but even in skydiving when you describe women its not by their canopy. Normally goes
Q..Hey you know that chick that jumps the blue sabre?
A.. No!
.. You know, the one with the big tits.
A.. Ahh you mean Kristi.

Lol



Good to know that you're not talking about me! :P

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Yeah but even in skydiving when you describe women its not by their canopy. Normally goes
Q..Hey you know that chick that jumps the blue sabre?
A.. No!
.. You know, the one with the big tits.
A.. Ahh you mean Kristi.

Lol



Nah that's in a different thread. You just have to find itB|

Good to know that you're not talking about me! :P


http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Nah that's in a different thread. You just have to find itB|



Promises, promises.... ;)

edit to add: Talking about me would be more like:

ah but even in skydiving when you describe women its not by their canopy. Normally goes
Q..Hey you know that chick that jumps the white safire?
A.. No!
.. You know, the one with the big guns.
A.. Ahh you mean Karen.

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