NWFlyer 2 #51 December 18, 2005 And here I thought it was a Neil Diamond. I guess this one's a cool gift, too. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #52 December 18, 2005 I would rather have a Chia Pet. Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #53 December 18, 2005 what about the chia head ??Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #54 December 18, 2005 Quotewhat about the chia head? have head will travel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #55 December 18, 2005 Heh heh. She said "head." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #56 December 18, 2005 QuoteI would rather have a Chia Pet. I'll make sure to tell the Mrs. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #57 December 18, 2005 QuoteI'll make sure to tell the Mrs I think I will too....can we plant sprouts in it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #58 December 18, 2005 I wonder if a diamond chia pet sprouts Diamonds? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #59 December 18, 2005 QuoteI wonder if a diamond chia pet sprouts Diamonds Well if its sprouts something I haven't seen before..I'll...I'll shake a stick at it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #60 December 18, 2005 Just don't frighten the poor chia pet. It might shrink into a corner. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #61 December 19, 2005 QuoteJust don't frighten the poor chia pet. It might shrink into a corner. Looks like I pissed off Santa and am getting coal in my stocking..damn yuppy scumbags! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #62 December 19, 2005 HUM, is Santa an egotistical self centered meanie? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #63 December 19, 2005 Don't you worry I am sending in the eight tiny reindogs. We shall put Xaos in the back for the least amount of distraction. They will bring you lotsa goodies for your stocking and bite Santa's body parts if he is badLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #64 December 19, 2005 With the exception of the French dude, thank you all for thinking about me and for sharing your mad jokesBTW, I thought we weren't letting the French in this country anymore. I'll have to make sure I call Immigration and Naturalization and get that sorted out"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #65 December 19, 2005 Quotesharing your mad jokes Sorry there Lou...but I don't think they were kidding! Well okay maybe about the chia pet QuoteBTW, I thought we weren't letting the French in this country anymore We only tolerate him because of Karen (I think she is great, but keep wondering.....WHY?) Seriously...Remi is a gem...but he's just semi-precious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #66 December 19, 2005 A diamond in the rough is better than no diamond at all. Of course one all polished up is always a girl's favorite. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #67 December 19, 2005 QuoteOf course one all polished up is always a girl's favorite. You mean as in shower? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #68 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteOf course one all polished up is always a girl's favorite. You mean as in shower? Some diamonds require more than a shower to be polished up. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #69 December 19, 2005 QuoteSome diamonds require more than a shower to be polished up Well true, but only if they lack clarity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #70 December 19, 2005 HUM, so either it isn't large enough (carat), not clear enough (clarity) and not colorless (color) so it isn't perfect. In that case some will never be perfect. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #71 December 19, 2005 well yes the 3 Cs are important, but lets not forget that some of the more valuable diamonds are actually specialty stones such as canary and blue which makes them just a bit more remarkable and noteworthy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #72 December 19, 2005 Thankfully size matters. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #73 December 19, 2005 Why do I feel lilke I am being objectified here? BWWAAAHH"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #74 December 19, 2005 QuoteWhy do I feel like I am being objectified here? BWWAAAHH Oh look!! Something shiny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #75 December 19, 2005 QuoteWhy do I feel lilke I am being objectified here? BWWAAAHH Dont you feel like a cheap used whore now? Life is good eh? lol PS: I already made firends with Border Patrol Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
