mouth 0 #26 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat about the present? Anyone want it Well I do have a question about that. See a diamond is really nothing more than a hunk of coal...so all the special wrap in the world aint gonna change that. What else does a diamond have to offer...I mean it might be shiney and purdy and all...but isn't it still a hunk of rock? It's a pretty hard rock though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #27 December 18, 2005 Quoteso you are getting a lump of coal in your stocking?? I'm not sure how much pressure that lump of coal has been under....it may have turned to a diamond! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #28 December 18, 2005 Quote See a diamond is really nothing more than a hunk of coal wait...wait...wait....that's a fallacy...don't get me involved here......Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #29 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteso you are getting a lump of coal in your stocking?? I'm not sure how much pressure that lump of coal has been under....it may have turned to a diamond! So is it true that diamonds last forever? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #30 December 18, 2005 Quotewait...wait...wait....that's a fallacy...don't get me involved here...... please enlighten usLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #31 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuote See a diamond is really nothing more than a hunk of coal wait...wait...wait....that's a fallacy...don't get me involved here...... You are already in the pot so mix it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #32 December 18, 2005 QuoteSo is it true that diamonds last forever Indubitably and supposedly a girls best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #33 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo is it true that diamonds last forever Indubitably and supposedly a girls best friend WOW, a best friend that lasts forever. What more can a girl ask for? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #34 December 18, 2005 QuoteWOW, a best friend that lasts forever. What more can a girl ask for? Ummmmm batteries? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #35 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteWOW, a best friend that lasts forever. What more can a girl ask for? Ummmmm batteries? Hope they are energizers. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #36 December 18, 2005 Think of the environmental waste....buy rechargable!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #37 December 18, 2005 QuoteThink of the environmental waste....buy rechargable! Do they come as part of the package? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #38 December 18, 2005 All good Christmas toys come with batteries. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #39 December 18, 2005 So when one opens the present and plays with the package the batteries are already there! SWEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #40 December 18, 2005 QuoteSo when one opens the present and plays with the package the batteries are already there! Think Onan generator Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #41 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo when one opens the present and plays with the package the batteries are already there! Think Onan generator Life is good. Oh, so good. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #42 December 18, 2005 QuoteThink Onan generator Too noisy. Try a Die Hard with jumper cables instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #43 December 18, 2005 QuoteTry a Die Hard with jumper cables instead Bwahhhhhhhh well around here...noise is not necessarily a bad thing if ya catch my drift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #44 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteTry a Die Hard with jumper cables instead Bwahhhhhhhh well around here...noise is not necessarily a bad thing if ya catch my drift And just what are you trying to hide there? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #45 December 18, 2005 QuoteAnd just what are you trying to hide there Well someone's Christmas present of course!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #46 December 18, 2005 Quote.noise is not necessarily a bad thing if ya catch my drift Well if you're that worried about anyone hearing ya, get a room! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #47 December 18, 2005 QuoteWell if you're that worried about anyone hearing ya, get a room What and deprive people of an opportunity to gossip about noises? Nevvaaaah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #48 December 18, 2005 'rooms' are way too confiningLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #49 December 18, 2005 Quote'rooms' are way too confining "Uh moooove over there Bessie...we be a needin' the barn!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #50 December 18, 2005 good thing the animals can not report what they have seenLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites