mouth 0 #1 December 18, 2005 a Lou that is! A special lady is excited about seeing you. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #2 December 18, 2005 Who in the world would have Lou Diamond????? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #3 December 18, 2005 I hate not understanding things... makes me feel too young! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 December 18, 2005 QuoteWho in the world would have Lou Diamond????? There is just no accounting for taste.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #5 December 18, 2005 I guess its all about wingspan these days. Crazy kids!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #6 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteWho in the world would have Lou Diamond????? There is just no accounting for taste..... You need to teach him to lapdance.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 December 18, 2005 What I want to know is....will he be gift wrapped and delivered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #8 December 18, 2005 If so, I sure hope they don't tie the bow too tight Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWho in the world would have Lou Diamond????? There is just no accounting for taste..... You need to teach him to lapdance. Ahhh.. the ever elusive cross-forum reference. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 December 18, 2005 No hijacking. Just simple enjoyment. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 December 18, 2005 QuoteWhat I want to know is....will he be gift wrapped and delivered? I wonder what kind of paper and ribbon? HUMMMMM....bright shiny silver with a pretty red bow? Any ideas? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #12 December 18, 2005 Don't they charge extra for that kind of 'delivery'?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 December 18, 2005 QuoteDon't they charge extra for that kind of 'delivery'? Probably, but aren't Diamonds worth it? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #14 December 18, 2005 I have heard they are overrated relative to other precious gems.Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 December 18, 2005 QuoteI wonder what kind of paper and ribbon? HUMMMMM....bright shiny silver with a pretty red bow? Any ideas? Well not really, but I do have some ideas about unwrapping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #16 December 18, 2005 Are you a paper ripper, or neat and tidy??Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wonder what kind of paper and ribbon? HUMMMMM....bright shiny silver with a pretty red bow? Any ideas? Well not really, but I do have some ideas about unwrapping We have to figure out what to wrap him in first before we can unwrap him. One step at a time sweetie. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 December 18, 2005 QuoteAre you a paper ripper, or neat and tidy?? Well that would depend on who is in the room! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #19 December 18, 2005 OK, I have it. Pretty holographic paper that reflect the light tied up with a multicolored bow so all the light reflects. Paper needs to be strown all over the room...sorta like clothes when you are having wild sex. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 December 18, 2005 Quotesorta like clothes when you are having wild sex You mean like wild sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 December 18, 2005 QuoteQuotesorta like clothes when you are having wild sex You mean like wild sex? OOPS, sorry about that error. Now what do we do with the paper? What about the "package"? Anyone want it? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 December 18, 2005 QuoteWhat about the present? Anyone want it Well I do have a question about that. See a diamond is really nothing more than a hunk of coal...so all the special wrap in the world aint gonna change that. What else does a diamond have to offer...I mean it might be shiney and purdy and all...but isn't it still a hunk of rock? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #23 December 18, 2005 paper?? http://www.bikini-beach.com/mens21.htm NSFW maybeLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 December 18, 2005 I guess the paper gets left for the morning after cleanup detail. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #25 December 18, 2005 so you are getting a lump of coal in your stocking???Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
