funks 1 #1 December 19, 2005 Imagine opening up the bedroom door and there is your mom with her legs pinned back behind her head and theres dad just pounding away like a jackhammer...what do you do? I would probably vomit on the spot and then consider which suicide option would be the most painless. How about you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 December 19, 2005 show me a pic of your mom and dad and i will let you know!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 December 19, 2005 Kind of weird how the same act that brought us into the world, disgusts the living shit out of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #4 December 19, 2005 I would find a bill shatner mask and stalk college coeds with a variety of often unintentionally humorous weapons, killing them all without mercy - except the conservatively dressed, sober girl that had a spat with her pushy boyfriend about her not putting out. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 19, 2005 Tell your mom I said "hi". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 December 19, 2005 QuoteTell your mom I said "hi". He would but she has something in her mouth at the momenthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteTell your mom I said "hi". He would but she has something in her mouth at the moment It was unfair to assume she is doing that all the time. After all, it's not like she carries around change for a five all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 December 19, 2005 This actually happened to my brother one day back when he was in junior high school. He barged right in because he needed a band-aid and they were all in the master bathroom, and lo and behold, there was mom and dad going at it... So what does he do? Bolts right out of there and runs around the block 6 or 7 times to shake and clear his head... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteTell your mom I said "hi". He would but she has something in her mouth at the moment It was unfair to assume she is doing that all the time. After all, it's not like she carries around change for a five all the time. She's right here. wanan speak to here. She doesn't have any money on her she's working for tips....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 December 19, 2005 I'd probably Say Something like "Oh, Sorry, shoulda knocked..." then turn around and walk out... I don't really have a problem with the idea that my parents are getting some... I'm pretty matter of fact about sex in general... Well, save for actually practicing it myself ... I'm kinda old fashioned... in that regard...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 December 19, 2005 My parents will be married 50 years this May and I happen to know they're still doing it. How cool is that? I know this because one day my dad and I were talking about sex and he told me that it's the penis that's the last to go. As for catching them in the act, I'm pretty sure after I was done projectile vomiting, I would run to the nearest psychiatrist. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #12 December 19, 2005 I think this completely depends on the age you are when you witness such an event. I came home from church choir practice in fifth grade and my parents were doing it in front of the fire place int he living room. I ran up to my room and refused to go downstairs for dinner. Had I witnessed such an event when I was older I think I would have been a lot less traumatized. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #13 December 19, 2005 God Bless 'em, I hope it's a double screaming orgasm, leaving them both panting like dogs. it's as natural as natural can be. From my perspective, it gets better all the time. Can't wait til tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #14 December 19, 2005 shit it never crossed my mind that parents still did it fook thats me last week my 10 year old girl turns round to me and my wife and said "get a room" Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #15 December 19, 2005 Now days, I would probably leave a quickly as possible, while quietly laughing to myself... I have a screwed up sense of humor. Back when I was living at home... I would have vomited on the spot... It is just something that you get use to as you get older. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #16 December 19, 2005 QuoteI think this completely depends on the age you are when you witness such an event. I came home from church choir practice in fifth grade and my parents were doing it in front of the fire place int he living room. I ran up to my room and refused to go downstairs for dinner. Had I witnessed such an event when I was older I think I would have been a lot less traumatized. I was around 5 years old. I ran and hid behind the television...not because they were having sex, but because I knew that I was going to be in trouble for opening the door. (There were no locks, so they'd pushed the dresser up against it.) In retrospect, it's kind of amazing. That was 1963, and my mother was on top. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #17 December 19, 2005 I can say that I have had the not so nice feeling of not really walking in on them while they were doing it, but rather I found a video tape I thought was blank. I was 16 years old and had come home from school and was going to tape something on TV and I went to find a blank tape. In the back of the tape drawer where we always keep blank ones, I found one already open. It was already used looking, the tape was kind of on one side. I put it in the make sure I could record over it. AGHH!!!! My eyes. I jumped off the couch and ran to the VCR to eject it. I could not believe what I had saw. My folks getting it on! BLECK! Some stuff is just too wrong to see. That was one of them. Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 December 19, 2005 I found Dad's Viagra once when looking for the remote control to the TV in their bedroom. Part of me was like "Rock on, mom and dad" and part of me was like "La la la don't want to think about as far as I'm concerned mom and dad had sex TWICE a long time ago and never again." But seriously, I'm more inclined to be in the "Rock on" category. But it's not something I really need/want to see. Then again, that goes for anyone I know. I'm not a voyeur."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 December 19, 2005 Freud called it "the primal scene" and said it was traumatic to witness it. I don't know why it is so icky to think of your folks humping, but it just is. Maybe in my case it's partly b/c my parents are fat. Double ick. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #20 December 19, 2005 and there is your mom with her legs pinned back behind her head and theres dad just pounding away like a jackhammer...what do you do? *** Say..."come on Dad, if it's deep penetration she wants, you should roll her over..." "Do I have to teach you everything..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okalb 104 #21 December 19, 2005 There is no option for walking in and catching you mom and her girlfriend going at it Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #22 December 19, 2005 ** ** mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #23 December 19, 2005 My parents don't have sex and never did, at least I like to think so"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 December 19, 2005 QuoteMy parents don't have sex and never did, at least I like to think so Then where did YOU come from? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #25 December 19, 2005 Quote Then where did YOU come from? Venus, silly"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
