Boner

[funks 1]

What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?

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What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?

hu-huh hu-huh hu He said boner.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?

I personally like "chub" or "chubbie."

then there are these...

The bazooka. A bit of hard. A bit of stiff. The bone. A boner. Captain Standish. The cockstand. Colleen Bawn. Crack a fat. The cunt stretcher.
Fixed bayonets. A full. The golden rivet. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on thestand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's. The roaring horn. Roaring Jack. The rock python. The spike. The stalk. The standard. The standing member. Standingware. Stiff and stout. A stiff one. Stiffy. A toothache. A wood. A woody.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Your immaturity is kicking into overdrive nudger

www.myspace.com/durtymac

[Lindercles 0]

For the record, we're talking about Mike Seaver's best friend, right?

[caress 0]

Hot breakfast,lunch ,dinner, midnight snack,cure for the common cold,juice bar,big stick,da'bomb,filling station,banana in the pants, one eyed wonder worm.

My hubby loves me so much!
I am of the opinion that "on the rag" doesnt mean you have a broken neck!-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[weegegirl 2]

Haha. That was great. I open Bonfire and see the thread titled "Boner" and without even looking to my right, I KNEW it was you Funks!!! You are too funny.

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Haha. That was great. I open Bonfire and see the thread titled "Boner" and without even looking to my right, I KNEW it was you Funks!!! You are too funny.

I was gonna start a thread on vaginal wetness but I thought this was more appropriate

[Icon134 0]

Ever hear Monty Python's "Penis Song" It's funny... I know it by heart... if you're lucky you might hear me sing it on a plane sometime...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Haha. That was great. I open Bonfire and see the thread titled "Boner" and

clicked on it immediately, of course.

Speed Racer
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put it away

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[BillyVance 35]

Isn't the Internet wonderful? It only takes one attempt to find the lyrics, and 5 seconds to cut and paste into here...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You forgot purple headed yogurt slinger, DNA cannon, whoopie stick, cattle prod, boink swatter, nether rod, dude piston, quiver bone, and pork steeple.

cavete terrae.

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You forgot purple headed yogurt slinger, DNA cannon, whoopie stick, cattle prod, boink swatter, nether rod, dude piston, quiver bone, and pork steeple.

Damn... I was just reading through that at a fast clip and just thought to myself how funny that would sound if sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I don't think you'd see THAT music video on broadcast telly!

cavete terrae.

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You forgot purple headed yogurt slinger, DNA cannon, whoopie stick, cattle prod, boink swatter, nether rod, dude piston, quiver bone, and pork steeple.

pork steeple. that's choice right there!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Man's best friend.

Chris

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[thegreekone 0]

"benedict"

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Isn't the Internet wonderful? It only takes one attempt to find the lyrics, and 5 seconds to cut and paste into here...

What and ruin the suprise when I break into lounge singer on the way to altitude some time...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[scaryshari 0]

Sorry, but that word just cracks me up, thanks to my former teammate (now in Taiwan).

Short version: She hurt her shin on exit one day and later complained about the bruising to our cameraman. “It hurts and it’s still swollen from the bone.”

Cameraman: “well, it looks like you have a boner.”

So she innocently called it a boner….she had no idea!!

“Soooo, Shari, what is a boner?”

I just told her she didn’t have a “boner” and not to ask anyone else that question.

Then we jumped on the plane and funneled another exit.

Stupid boner.

is

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Haha. That was great. I open Bonfire and see the thread titled "Boner" and without even looking to my right, I KNEW it was you Funks!!! You are too funny.

I was gonna start a thread on vaginal wetness but I thought this was more appropriate

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That subject has probably been covered in the women's forum!?


Chuck

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What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?

I personally like "chub" or "chubbie."

then there are these...

The bazooka. A bit of hard. A bit of stiff. The bone. A boner. Captain Standish. The cockstand. Colleen Bawn. Crack a fat. The cunt stretcher.
Fixed bayonets. A full. The golden rivet. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on thestand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's. The roaring horn. Roaring Jack. The rock python. The spike. The stalk. The standard. The standing member. Standingware. Stiff and stout. A stiff one. Stiffy. A toothache. A wood. A woody.

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If, you're really upper-crust... Woodrow!


Chuck

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What an amusing term. Or is my immaturity kicking into overdrive at the moment?

I personally like "chub" or "chubbie."

then there are these...

The bazooka. A bit of hard. A bit of stiff. The bone. A boner. Captain Standish. The cockstand. Colleen Bawn. Crack a fat. The cunt stretcher.
Fixed bayonets. A full. The golden rivet. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on thestand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's. The roaring horn. Roaring Jack. The rock python. The spike. The stalk. The standard. The standing member. Standingware. Stiff and stout. A stiff one. Stiffy. A toothache. A wood. A woody.

You left out my favorite - "Wedding Tackle"

mh

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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You left out my favorite - "Wedding Tackle"


OMG, and I'm a big Austin Powers fan too, I can't believe I forgot that!

Has Meat and two veg been used yet? Of course, that doesn't exactly refer to a chub, but you get the idea.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[Scoop 0]

Term I use is 'got a lob on'
Or 'got a semi-lob on'

No idea where it comes from, but everyone knows it round here!