BillyVance 35 #1 December 20, 2005 A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: "To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2005 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NelKel 0 #2 December 20, 2005 LOL. man that was funny._________________________________________ Someone dies, someone says how stupid, someone says it was avoidable, someone says how to avoid it, someone calls them an idiot, someone proposes rule chan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 December 20, 2005 so, did that old lady die the next day? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 December 20, 2005 No! She died immediately after reading the e-mail... coronary arrest! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 December 20, 2005 Nice one Billy, that's possiblyt the funniest thing I seen you post You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #6 December 20, 2005 quite possibly the oldest joke i've seen on here did you need a big spade to dig that one up?________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #7 December 21, 2005 www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #8 December 21, 2005 Ahh, I see your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #9 December 21, 2005 QuoteAhh, I see your back how can you see my back? you're not standing behind me!________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #10 December 21, 2005 And you are calling that an old joke? Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
