Viking 0 #1 December 21, 2005 So my dad and I went out to the beach today to look at the big waves and play in the surf. So we get down there and the waves are about 10-12 footers, pretty big for here. We get out in the surf and are just playing around trying to bodysurf the smaller ones, good thing i have my wetsuit on b/c the water is pretty damn cold. So we are between waves in all that foamy stuff and my dad kicks me in the leg..... only he is 10 yards away. Then i get nudged in the side then something bites me!!! At this point i can't believe this is happening this is my biggest fear in the world!!! I reach down to punch him and the shark just lets go with a fist size chunk of flesh!! Thats when I wake up and about piss my pants. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 December 21, 2005 Ack!! That was a scary post! Whew! You had me going... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 December 21, 2005 You had me going, too! That's the closest thing to a fear I have---but doesn't stop me from living at the beach and playing in the water often. I've recently had similiar dreams, but about an alligator biting my arm. I'm not afraid in the least of alligators---I think it has more to do with my puppy always biting my arm in play. Ever since I got him an alligator shows up in my dream and won't stop biting my armPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #4 December 21, 2005 Dont look at this is youre scared of sharks. SOrta graphic with a bit of blood. Oh yeah she does survive http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-42061151847086162&q=Shark http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2018214089844955417&q=Shark www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 December 21, 2005 Dude---you know I'm going to look when you say don't.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #6 December 21, 2005 Up to you, but dont say I didnt warn you. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 December 21, 2005 fuck me gently w/ a chainsaw. some dream. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 December 21, 2005 QuoteUp to you, but dont say I didnt warn you. I saw blue, then blurry, then what looked like a chick swimming next to boat that was fishing and had caught a shark, then screaming, then some red, then blurry. It's not bad at all. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #9 December 21, 2005 Tell that to the girl who had her leg bitten off. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 December 21, 2005 that video isn't very scarey at all, more annoying b/c of the crappy camera work.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #11 December 21, 2005 Thats what I thought when I first seen it. Film it or save her. One or the other........ www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #12 December 21, 2005 Kinda reminds me of a day I had at the grocery store last week....this is freaky... I noticed a woman following me around the story , every fucking ailse i went in she followed...this went on for about 20 minutes. Finally I go to check out and guess who I fucking get behind in line...sure enough it was this lady...She says to me "I dont mean to stare but you look exactly like my son that passed away" Well, I was pretty fucking freaked out. She proceeds to check out and wishes me happy holidays. I go to check out (beer, toilet paper, etc). The cashier tells me I owe 200 fucking dollars. Apparently the woman while I was all freaked out told the cashier I was her son and I would pick up the tab...I couldnt fucking believe it, she was a con artist. I look out the window and she is loading her shit into her car. I run out there and try to stop her from closing her door. Right as I do that she fucking kicks me in the stomach to try and push me away. Well me being the badass that I am, I grab her foot and start pulling her leg, and keep pulling on it. There I am pulling her leg.... Kind of like I'm pulling yours right now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 December 21, 2005 Save her? what was he gonna do jump in? I'm sure there are some shark researchers that would have like better video.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 December 21, 2005 lololol nice oneI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 December 21, 2005 QuoteTell that to the girl who had her leg bitten off. I meant the video - it sucked, and it wasn't graphically bloody enough to warrant a warning. Her experience, I'm sure, was the worst of her life. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #16 December 21, 2005 Damn man, you gave me flash backs. Several years ago was making a Deco stop at 10' for 10 minutes when I and two buddies had to deal with a 7 foot Bull Shark. One good punch got the bastard to leave us alone. The Bull is the Number one Man killer in the world, not to mention known for attacks in fresh water rivers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #17 December 21, 2005 Im always careful to put warnings on vids with blood in. It makes some people real queasy www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #18 December 21, 2005 And I was about to chew you out for being out and about when you're sickI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #19 December 21, 2005 lol ya I'm gonna go see the waves and take a couple pics but i'm most certainly staying out of the water. I had scary thing happen with a dream about a dust devil happen, lets just say i pay more attention to my dreams.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 December 21, 2005 QuoteIm always careful to put warnings on vids with blood in. It makes some people real queasy I'm pickin' up what you're layin down - very considerate of you. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 December 21, 2005 Quotethat video isn't very scarey at all, more annoying b/c of the crappy camera work. that and the really annoying commentator. "Unfortunately THEY WEREN'T ALONE!" Yeah, like the screaming, blood, and shouts of "it took her leg" weren't dramatic enough. Does this guy want me to laugh at the video?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #22 December 21, 2005 I have just been and "laid somethingdown" and you certainly dont wanna pick it up www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 December 22, 2005 [Jaws theme song]dum... dum... dum... dum dum dum dum DUM DUM DUM DUM![/Jaws theme song] well isn't that about how it goes??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
