Texas Governor Legalizes Previously Banned Wrestling Move

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I love the last line:


AUSTIN,TX—In a controversial move to approve a controversial move, the Texas State Senate voted 18-13 Monday to reverse a ban on the Turnbuckle Vertebreaker for use in professional and amateur wrestling. "Although it's indeed a devastating move, it is not fair to allow a 'juiced' Dirty Clothesline and the Rammer Jammer Elbow Hammer with no suitable answering maneuver," said Gov. Rick Perry after signing the Vertebreaker into law Monday. "I believe that this alternative is preferable to folding chairs, barbwire crowbars, or tagging [WWE wrestler] Kane into the ring for assistance." Without warning, Perry then executed a full Vertebreaker on journalist Molly Ivins, who was covering the event for The New York Times.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Lindercles 0]

"Adios, mofo"

[AlexCrowley 0]

I think this is an important step forward for Texas and I fully support their progressive thinking on this matter. Texas should be looked at as a shining example to the rest of the country, and the world.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[waltappel 1]

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Texas should be looked at as a shining example to the rest of the country, and the world.

Oh, you didn't know?!!!! It already is.

Walt

[AlexCrowley 0]

Yeah. I heard that. From Texans.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Lindercles 0]

Well DUH. Everybody who knows that already came here.

SHEESH, what did you expect?

edit: BTW, Walt, please tell me you got my "Adios, mofo" comment. If you didn't, there's really no hope of anyone else getting it.

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Turnbuckle Vertebreaker

I watch WWE on a regular basis, and have not heard of this move. Can anybody describe it?

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