pincheck 0 #26 December 21, 2005 walk away hold your head high, show him you at least are a grown up take 2 kippers shove one down his sofa the other in his bed may take a while but its not going to be pleasant Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #27 December 21, 2005 i still think my idea is best________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #28 December 21, 2005 Go get your stuff - Take a friend with you, especially if he may be prone to violent actions. There's this stuff you can get at the drugstore called sodium citrate (or something like that - ) Great laxitive and virtually undetectable when mixed with 7-Up or Sprite. Works quickly, too. Tell him you need to use the washroom while you're there picking up your stuff - Good chance to violate his personal things as you see fit. But seriously - Just like others have mentioned before me, Just hold your head high , turn your pretty head and walk away from it all. Karma is a real mutherfucker, he'll get his. Treat yourself to something extra-special (as special as you can afford) for Christmas. Then look at it this way - You're starting the New Year without the hassle of his B.S. Like a nice clean sheet of paper - Have Fun with that! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morningdove831 0 #29 December 21, 2005 I agree with NWFlyer ... the best revenge is good living. There's no need to stoop to his level to get back at him. Just move on with your life and be happy ... that will get to him more than anything else. You should go get your things, without making a scene, and be done with him. Just my $0.02 ... One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #30 December 21, 2005 It's over. Move on. It's not like you woke up from a coma one day and realized you had been forced to date this guy without your consent. Seriously, you just look foolish if you drag it out any longer by "getting revenge." The best thing you can do is act like it doesn't bother you a bit and just go get your stuff. OR you can be that person who everyone laughs at and feels sorry for because they can't let it go and has to make a production out of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virginflyer3 0 #31 December 21, 2005 *** Worked for Sarah Ferguson's PA who bashed her otherhalfs brains in with a cricket bat. Sells her story left right and centre and when she gets out of the clink she will no doubt have a multi million pound book deal. So you get rid of the arsehole, have a holiday and make lots of money. Outstanding idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #32 December 21, 2005 NO NO NO does the word burglar mean anything who has the last word if you are arrested ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #33 December 21, 2005 QuoteI voted Other: Be the bigger person and move on with your life. agreed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 December 21, 2005 Forget about these people who tell you that it takes a bigger person NOT to get back. You know, if it makes you feel better, DO IT. But, allow me to offer some pranking advice. Lawrocket's First Commandment of Pranking is, "Thou Shalt Prank Anonymously." It means when you do the prank on him, make sure nobody knows it's you doing it. Commandments 2 and 3 go along with this. Edited to add: Pranking anonymously also has the added benefit of allowing people to THINK you are "being the bigger person" and "letting it go." All of this further deflects suspicion from you, which is crucial to the long-term plan. It's like the line from "A Christmas Story" - "Now, don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick." Ralphie thinks, "Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught. " Commandment 2 is "Thou Shalt Bide Thy Time." The more irrelevant you become in his life, the less suspicion you will bring upon yourself. Time makes one forget, except for you, who will spend a whole 18 months waiting to spring your revenge. The Third Commandment is, "Thou Shalt Keep Thy Mouth Shut." Tell nobody at all. This means that in March, 2007, when he and these three girls (as well as other confirmed squeezes) receive phone calls from the "Department of Health" that a man with whom they have "had past sexual relations has been diagnosed Hepatitis," suspicions on you are minimized. In fact, a couple of days later, when you call all of them again as yourself stating, "I received a phone call. Did you? Well, he's the only common link!" Let them know you came out clean, and let the discussions go. Yeah. You can let him deal with that aftermath. In another year or so. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #35 December 21, 2005 Remember, even though it seems gratifying at the time, Its all fun and games till you have to explain it to a judge Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #36 December 21, 2005 QuoteForget about these people who tell you that it takes a bigger person NOT to get back. You know, if it makes you feel better, DO IT. But, allow me to offer some pranking advice. Lawrocket's First Commandment of Pranking is, "Thou Shalt Prank Anonymously." It means when you do the prank on him, make sure nobody knows it's you doing it. Commandments 2 and 3 go along with this. Commandment 2 is "Thou Shalt Bide Thy Time." The more irrelevant you become in his life, the less suspicion you will bring upon yourself. Time makes one forget, except for you, who will spend a whole 18 months waiting to spring your revenge. The Third Commandment is, "Thou Shalt Keep Thy Mouth Shut." Tell nobody at all. This means that in March, 2007, when he and these three girls (as well as other confirmed squeezes) receive phone calls from the "Department of Health" that a man with whom they have "had past sexual relations has been diagnosed Hepatitis," suspicions on you are minimized. In fact, a couple of days later, when you call all of them again as yourself stating, "I received a phone call. Did you? Well, he's the only common link!" Let them know you came out clean, and let the discussions go. Yeah. You can let him deal with that aftermath. In another year or so. good advice i once waited 2 years to get an ex boss back, i got the sack for foul and abusive langauge in the office ..... he had an affair a couple of years before with his secretary, i waited 2 years after i got the sack and then sent a poison pen letter to his wife listing details about his affair i followed it up with a second letter a week later, this going into more detail and dropping certain people who still worked for him, in the shit too His marriage got in trouble, but sadly they stayed together was it a mature thing to do? nope did it change me getting the sack? nope but did it make me feel like an evil fuck who had his pound of flesh? oh yes and i never told a sole about it, the only way to make sure nobody knows about anything, is to tell nobody ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #37 December 21, 2005 Quoteoh you all are NO FUN. you didn't even like the laxative prank I did! I'd be very careful what you do, because it can come back to haunt you... Don't take his check card, you'll end up in jail. Someone's suggestion to cool down first, is wise advice. If, after you cool down, you still want to get him back... Have a threesome with another girl and one of his friends... Every guy wants that, and he'll be pissed beyond words that you didn't do it with him! Be warned, you may feel like crap (emotionally) afterwards... don't know your personality. Who knows though, you might like it! JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #38 December 21, 2005 The anniversary to the event below is coming up. Just thought I'd share. It's good for a laugh. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1775714#1775714 JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #39 December 21, 2005 Obviously, you've never read any Hayduke. Yes, revenge is a dish best served cold. It's not cold yet. See, if you're gonna do it it's better if you wait until he thinks you've forgotten about it/him. That way you get the fun of planning and executing your revenge but he won't be able to figure out who did it, thus avoiding you getting inconvenient visits from black and white vehicles bearing Christmas lights and blue suited, weapons toting individuals who will swear they are there to help you. But like others have said, it's really best to blow it off and move on with your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #40 December 21, 2005 Do nothing to this loser......it will come back on him in some manner or fashion and next time be a LOT more picky/selectiveMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #41 December 21, 2005 Quotei think I AM the one who should go get tested, those dirty skanks! oh you all are NO FUN. you didn't even like the laxative prank ~hollywood edit: P.S. thanks for the advice everyone....... although i feel old @ 22 i guess i'm still a wee immature the laxative prank is good but the better prank would be to gift wrap his room. it would be a pain in the ass but it would keep with the season. but you have to gift wrap everything, every bit of change, his sock (individually) everything, a little involved but to be honest the guy sounds like an ass hole so i would say tell him to goto hell get your rig and bounce...i am sure that is easier said than done. but it seems to be the concensus.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #42 December 21, 2005 gotta go with NWflyer and Karenmeal. You walk away with your dignity and credibility intact and the knowledge that a scumbag is outta yer life forever. Sounds like a great holiday gift to yourself. Oh yeah, and if that doesn't work, I will "take care of it" for a trip to eloy and all the packed jumps I can make! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #43 December 21, 2005 Quotewho has the last word if you are arrested point taken! i didn't even think of that! i admit the check card could be a bit psycho....... PINCHECK~ what are "kippers"???? geez, if i DO end up getting my revenge, i'd have tons of ideas from this place thanks! ~hollywood edit: stabbing is too easy -- gotta make em suffer... see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #44 December 21, 2005 Quotethe better prank would be to gift wrap his room. Or aluminum foil his room, much harder to get off than wrapping paper (cheaper too!) In all seriousness, you are better off without him, walk away happy to know that! "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 December 22, 2005 QuoteCall some of the people he said he slept with and tell them you've got herpes and they should get tested I like that one! that would fuck with their minds, if only for a few days... but yeah, once the lie's been found, you're busted..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #46 December 22, 2005 *not replying to anyone in particular* Y'all, I'm seriously impressed. Most of the comments here are full of maturity, grace, integrity, and class. You all here (w/ some exceptions) are good people. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #47 December 22, 2005 The best method is to get your stuff when he's not there. If he is there, he will argue with you and you will become more upset. Therefore, you will be unhappier than now. Thinking about it, will cause you to relive the anger. Reliving pain is pointless. Get your stuff when he is not there. If he calls, just say that you have nothing to talk about. The revenge will be two-fold. -He can't vent on you, so he carries it around. -You have told him that he doesn't matter. That is as good as it gets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txhoss 0 #48 December 22, 2005 QuoteEither way, I need to travel down there because he has a few items i'd really like back & MY FREAKING RIG! I would do a serious gear check when I got my rig back to check for anything funny. Have Rig will travel ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #49 December 22, 2005 QuoteI would do a serious gear check when I got my rig back to check for anything funny. It's pretty seriously sad that that's even an issue, but yeah, you probably should. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #50 December 22, 2005 Quote good advice i once waited 2 years to get an ex boss back, i got the sack for foul and abusive langauge in the office ..... he had an affair a couple of years before with his secretary, i waited 2 years after i got the sack and then sent a poison pen letter to his wife listing details about his affair i followed it up with a second letter a week later, this going into more detail and dropping certain people who still worked for him, in the shit too His marriage got in trouble, but sadly they stayed together was it a mature thing to do? nope did it change me getting the sack? nope but did it make me feel like an evil fuck who had his pound of flesh? oh yes and i never told a sole about it, the only way to make sure nobody knows about anything, is to tell nobody I'm reminded of a story one of my college roommates told me. True story... There he was in high school or something (I'm trying my best to remember the details from 18 years ago) getting ready for a play rehearsal about Jesus Christ... the teacher or whoever was in charge hadn't arrived yet, but there was this bully dude who had made a career out of bullying and mocking my friend (who is from Madison, WI and is deaf). He'd taken the thorned crown made for the play and jammed it down hard on my friend's head, making him bleed, and proclaimed him "King of the Jews!" Of course, my friend cried and ran out of there and the bastard was never ratted out to authorities. Fast forward 5 years... My friend's driving down a street late at night and he sees the bastard walking alone and remembers that day 5 years prior, which he'd never forgotten nor forgiven the SOB for. He stops his car quietly half a block away, opens the trunk, takes out a length of heavy chain, like you might use to tow another car with... sneaks up behind the SOB and whacks him in the back with the chain. He goes down, then my friend whacks him a bunch more all over the back and legs until he's unconscious (never hits the head though, he doesn't want to be a murderer!). Then takes off and hightails it out of there. He's sitting at home the next day watching news reports on TV about a man being severely beaten the night before with multiple broken ribs and leg bones. He never told anyone else, not even his best friend at the time. I was the first one he told about it, and now 18 years later I'm telling it here. I figure the statue of limitations has run out in this case (I could be wrong, so I won't name him)... Granted, that was a severe case of revenge, but the SOB was one of the worst bullies in the city... He'd already had a substantial police record of petty stuff at the time. I don't think the police really tried hard to find his attacker. I have thought for a long time about getting back at the bullies who tormented me in my school years, but the worst thing I did was come back and vandalize the school I had the most trouble with and smear some of the names of those bullies I hated in spray paint. Of course, I was young and stupid then and busted shortly afterwards, but got no jail time. Now, I'm living a life that I bet those bullies have not even had half as good of themselves. That's revenge enough for me..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
