REVENGE is a dish.....

[rocketdog 0]

......best served cold

HELP! my boyfriend & i have just broken up on awful terms, he is/was extremely hostile & informed me of the 3 people he slept with while dating me. he said i need to drive to his house (TWO hours away 1 direction) & retrieve my belongings by THIS Friday evening (the 23rd).

i've floated him so much $ that i feel like i need to recover some . since he obviously won't fork out the cash, i am more than willing to take it.

QUESTION #1: should i drop by the house while he's @ work (door is rarely locked but has a roommate) & take all the spare change i can find? wait til he's present so i can "borrow" the check card from his wallet? should i even attempt driving the 4 hrs. total -- i meant what if he's NOT at work?

QUESTION #2: WHAT CAN I DO TO GET MY SWEET REVENGE, once @ his house? obviously, these answers will be based upon the answer to Q #1..... pranks already being considered:
~~laxatives + drink = no fun
~~super glue on the doorknobs
~~using his toothbrush to floss my bum
~~replacing his deodorant w/cream cheese

THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE PEOPLE!
~hollywood

see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com

[NWFlyer 2]

I voted Other: Be the bigger person and move on with your life.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[karenmeal 0]

You do something like that and he'll still have the better revenge.. the reputation of being a "psycho" will haunt you for a while.


-Karen

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[Gravitymaster 0]

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I voted Other: Be the bigger person and move on with your life.

Ditto, althought the choices are quite revealing.

[rocketdog 0]

you're so self-controlled but i'm not talking $5 owed..... he smashed my X-Mas gifts to him which totals @ least $40, not to mention the other various expenditures........

Either way, I need to travel down there because he has a few items i'd really like back & MY FREAKING RIG!

so what you're saying is, just take my things on the set date (Friday)....... end of story?

~hollywood

see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com

[Gravitymaster 0]

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you're so self-controlled but i'm not talking $5 owed..... he smashed the gifts (I bought) for him which totals @ least $40, not to mention the other various expenses i'm owed for.

Either way, I need to travel down there because he has a few items i'd really like back & MY FREAKING RIG!

so what you're saying is, just take my things whenever....... end of story?

~hollywood

If they were gifts, how come you feel he owes you money?

[NWFlyer 2]

Well, yeah, get your stuff. And walk away.

[rocketdog 0]

yes they were "gifts" intended for him. however, it is pre-christmas & have not been given to him yet. i guess what's hard about it is i make $7,000 a year, so i'm a tightwad when it comes to my money...... i mean i could use the $40 he smashed to cover my gas to get my things.

~hollywood

see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com

[Flygurl 0]

Just go get your stuff and move on.

He's not worth it.

[Gravitymaster 0]

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yes they were "gifts" intended for him. however, it is pre-christmas & have not been given to him yet. i guess what's hard about it is i make $7,000 a year, so i'm a tightwad when it comes to my money...... i mean i could use the $40 he smashed to cover my gas to get my things.

~hollywood

Why don't you just give it a little time for both of you to calm down and then politely call him and ask if you can meet for lunch to discuss your "property settlement." If he isn't willing to be mature about it, then sleep with his best friend.

[waltappel 1]

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......best served cold

HELP! my boyfriend & i have just broken up on awful terms, he is/was extremely hostile & informed me of the 3 people he slept with while dating me. he said i need to drive to his house (TWO hours away 1 direction) & retrieve my belongings by THIS Friday evening (the 23rd).

i've floated him so much $ that i feel like i need to recover some . since he obviously won't fork out the cash, i am more than willing to take it.

QUESTION #1: should i drop by the house while he's @ work (door is rarely locked but has a roommate) & take all the spare change i can find? wait til he's present so i can "borrow" the check card from his wallet? should i even attempt driving the 4 hrs. total -- i meant what if he's NOT at work?

QUESTION #2: WHAT CAN I DO TO GET MY SWEET REVENGE, once @ his house? obviously, these answers will be based upon the answer to Q #1..... pranks already being considered:
~~laxatives + drink = no fun
~~super glue on the doorknobs
~~using his toothbrush to floss my bum
~~replacing his deodorant w/cream cheese

THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE PEOPLE!
~hollywood

Sorry to hear what you are going through.

I'm willing to help. Let's have really hot steamy sex and send him the video!

(Sorry about that--I'll get real now)

In my experience, the absolute best thing you can do is hold your head high and take the high road. Don't go for revenge. Just let it go. Out-class him.

I've taken the low road and I've taken the high road on breakups. There is no comparison. The feelings you have now will cloud your judgement and cause you to do really stupid things. Don't go down that road.

Walt

[hexadecimal 0]

Call some of the people he said he slept with and tell them you've got herpes and they should get tested

[mdrejhon 8]

Walk away. I've walked away from 5 figures worth of expenditures spent on my better half before. Yes, resentment can be there and vile thoughts and language expressed, but get your stuff and walk away.

Escalation of war between both of you is painful and should be avoided -- otherwise you will be too distracted and distraught at dinnertime. What if he does something even worse after you did your revenge (tit-for-tat escalating back-and-fourth). You'll then have a much more terrible time than now...

Sure, play darts with the photo, play baseball with that gift ornament, burn that love letter in the bonfire (but first, write the words "F__K Y___!" in red sharpie marker all over it, pretend it is his blood, before throwing it in the bonfire), and burn up that photo CD in the microwave. That way, you're safe from escalating a nuclear war. Me, I am often too sentimental to even do any of the above, but it's a safer and more private kind of revenge if you must succumb to temptation...

[rocketdog 0]

i think I AM the one who should go get tested, those dirty skanks!

oh you all are NO FUN. you didn't even like the laxative prank


~hollywood

edit: P.S. thanks for the advice everyone....... although i feel old @ 22 i guess i'm still a wee immature

see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com

[waltappel 1]

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i think I AM the one who should go get tested, those dirty skanks!

oh you all are NO FUN. you didn't even like the laxative prank


~hollywood

edit: P.S. thanks for the advice everyone....... although i feel old @ 22 i guess i'm still a wee immature

Sorry, but if you'll post *after* you've reached a point where you can pull some pranks without feeling anger or hatred, then I'll come up with some ideas that have some humor to them.

Walt

[Beverly 1]

ouch, sorry about that.

I would go there when he is not there and get your stuff, then there is no chance of it getting ugly.

Take you stuff and go.
No need for salt in his bed, hair remover in his shampoo or small chunks of small raw fresh fish in his couch covers.


Move on, the wheen turns.
It may be a big wheel and take a while or a small wheel and happen fast. Either way it turns. I have seen it often.

I think true friendship is under-rated

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[VisionAir 0]

yup kill him with kindness...let him wonder the rest of his life what it could have been rather then reveling in what it wasn't.

Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze
Alex M.

[daniel_owen_uk 0]

The more you get your "revenge", the more he will realise how pissed you are about breaking up.

The less revenge you get the more he will think you don't give a fuck, which do you think is gonna hurt more?

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[Amazon 7]

The very best revenge is moving on.. being happy with someone else... and living well. That always kills em in the end watching you be happy.

[moodyskydiver 0]

Although it seems like a good idea now to take it out on his stuff or try to compensate yourself with his check card its definitely not worth it. I've been in similar situations and while I'd have loved to do nothing better than to try to ruin him and hurt him like he hurt me it wasn't worth it in the end because the pay off doesn't last and then your still just left feeling crappy.

The best revenge is massive success.Pick yourself up and move on with your life. Theres nothing better than having an ex see you later in life and how great you're doing...new boyfriend or a great career and all kinds of great things going for you. Then you can just walk by like hes a nobody who isn't worth your time. Let them drool and kick themselves for screwing up.In the end they can do a better mind job on themselves this way than you ever could have with pranks.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[akarunway 1]

"The very best revenge is moving on.. being happy with someone else... and living well. That always kills em in the end watching you be happy." ____________________________________________________-Best answer yet. Now the ex- wives are wanting more money tho. LOL. Gotta change my ph. # every month. LOL. Hey. But I'm having fun. Fuck em

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[McDuck 0]

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ouch, sorry about that.

I would go there when he is not there and get your stuff, then there is no chance of it getting ugly.

Take you stuff and go.
No need for salt in his bed, hair remover in his shampoo or small chunks of small raw fresh fish in his couch covers.


Move on, the wheen turns.
It may be a big wheel and take a while or a small wheel and happen fast. Either way it turns. I have seen it often.

Yeah, I agree with Beverly here. Putting fresh "dog dirt" in baggies with holes in them in the vents in his place, or caramels in his gas tank, or sending horribly deviant porn magazines in his name to his neighbor's address, or oil extracted from poison oak and ivy plants on all the doorknobs and toilet seats would only serve to make you look like a professional head-case.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[artistcalledian 0]

i say creep in his room at night and stab him to death

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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

[skymama 37]

Get your things
Smile
Politely thank him for breaking up with you since you've now seen what kind of person he is and you are happy not to waste your time on him any longer. (It's the best Christmas present you could ever receive!)
Walk away with class.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

I too have been thru a horrible break up before. Its is no fun when your life is being turned up side down.Give yourself some time to lick your wounds and then take what you can. Run don't walk away. The guy sounds like an ass. I took the bear minimum and then left with my dignity. Everything is replaceable. Chalk it up as a lesson learned.

((HUG))

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.