I'm a Fucktard

[funks 1]

I have spent a bazillion fucking hours in the fucking malls trying to do my xmas shopping. I walk around with no bags in my hand doing nothing but rubbernecking at all the little mall sluts, I then leave empty handed realizing I have accomplished absolutely nothing. Anybody else having this same problem?

[squink 0]

Not so much. The little mall sluts aren't that appealing today.

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[meloo09 0]

Refused to set foot in a mall, did all my shopping online or sent the bf.

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[AlexCrowley 0]

this year, thanks to much intervention from the pharmacutical industry, will be my first not standing in a store at 5.45pm on christmas eve among half empty shelves and 100s of other dickheads just like me.

go me!

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[TheAnvil 0]

I'm a JACKASS

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[kelel01 1]

Nope. That's the good thing about having NO money. Of course, the bad thing is that you can't buy presents for your loved ones until March, which makes Christmas kinda sad. But March 11th will be a special day indeed!

[RhondaLea 4]

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Anybody else having this same problem?

No. I don't celebrate Christmas.

If I'm going to get someone a present, it will be at some odd time during the year because it struck me as appropriate.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[weegegirl 2]

Two words, bud: MAN WHORE.

[2fat2fly 0]

Cool, I have 2 1/2 months to make you my bestest friend

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[masterrig 1]

I feel for ya' and understand your anguish, my brother! Been there done that. Shopping 'brain-fart'. Besides, I hate malls. I'd rather somebody beat the crap outa me than go to the mall! I think of who I have to buy for, make a mental list and hit the small stores.


Chuck

[livendive 8]

I set a personal record this year. I finished my christmas shopping at 7:30 pm on December 19th, and without setting foot in a mall. I'm probably still a fucktard though.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Rebecca 0]

When I start shopping for those who don't have a "sure-fire" gift option, I go in somewhere broadly appealing, like Barnes & Noble (online too), and just open my mind.

It sounds weird, but I just shop for books / wine / gadgets / entertainment while thinking of them. Not "What do I get them?" but "What was the last really good conversation we had? Have I ever made them laugh?" and so on...personal stuff between us, inside jokes...

It works, and it makes the shopping enjoyable, hokie as it sounds. I also treat myself to a yummy coffee, and a thing or two for myself (within budgetary limits)...




Btw, if I didn't do this, I would go insane. I hate pressure shopping.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[masterrig 1]

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When I start shopping for those who don't have a "sure-fire" gift option, I go in somewhere broadly appealing, like Barnes & Noble (online too), and just open my mind.

It sounds weird, but I just shop for books / wine / gadgets / entertainment while thinking of them. Not "What do I get them?" but "What was the last really good conversation we had? Have I ever made them laugh?" and so on...personal stuff between us, inside jokes...

It works, and it makes the shopping enjoyable, hokie as it sounds. I also treat myself to a yummy coffee, and a thing or two for myself (within budgetary limits)...




Btw, if I didn't do this, I would go insane. I hate pressure shopping.

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No, I think, it's a pretty neat idea. I usually stumble across things that causes me to think of someone and think, they might get a kick out that or, I'll bet they can really use that. Usually, it's in a store that I just happen to go into. Pressure shopping? HATE it! I try to form, as I mentioned, a mental list then just whatever 'strikes' me in the store.


Chuck

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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Nope. That's the good thing about having NO money. Of course, the bad thing is that you can't buy presents for your loved ones until March, which makes Christmas kinda sad. But March 11th will be a special day indeed!

Is that the day your leaving for Dublin??


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[kelel01 1]

Not likely. But shortly thereafter, to be sure.