SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 December 23, 2005 There was a little boy...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #2 December 23, 2005 There was a little boy...... whose loose tooth, after a whole day of twisting and pulling, would not come out. "The Tooth Fairy HAS to come tonight! It's only 2 days until Christmas!"-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 December 23, 2005 he shouted. So he went down the hall way to his...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #4 December 23, 2005 Quotehe shouted. So he went down the hall way to his...... The temptation to hijack this thread and make it about a little boy named Jeffie and the butt plug he got for Christmas is almost overwhelming. I think I'll just stay out of this one. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 December 23, 2005 Aaawh come Rhonda, play with me!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 December 23, 2005 Girl, you just ruined a sweet little story for the softies here. Don't make me start the RhondaLea sex thread part 2 during these peoples' holy holiday. Save it for the PMs . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 December 23, 2005 Quotehe shouted. So he went down the hall way to his......Bobbi...to his computer so he could ask "know it all" Rhonda what to do. She wouldn't reply after being called a know-it-all so he PMed Bobbi about whether he should..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #8 December 23, 2005 Quote Girl, you just ruined a sweet little story for the softies here. Don't make me start the RhondaLea sex thread part 2 during these peoples' holy holiday. Save it for the PMs . Nice try. But the guys who are getting naughty PMs from me don't type one-handed and tell. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 December 23, 2005 So you've been cheatin on me aye ? That's it we're done.You guys have no idea how much effort i put into chasing RL and not once did i get a naughty PM.Just warnin you all. I think she really is some computer generated post whore. Something Sangiro invented in his lab just to fuck with perverted post whores like me. I'm in love with a computer. Great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 December 23, 2005 back to the story....... to his computer so he could ask "know it all" Rhonda what to do. She wouldn't reply after being called a know-it-all so he PMed Bobbi about whether he should..... give up or........A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #11 December 23, 2005 Quote So you've been cheatin on me aye ? That's it we're done. That's the second time he's dumped me in less than 48 hours. Little Jeffie is getting coal in his stocking. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 December 23, 2005 give up or.... just turn this damn thing off and get something done for a change.So he decided to solve the problem himself without going to a forum full of butt whores. He simply pulled on his tooth really hard and it came out.No drama, no threads about oh my tooth. So he went back to the computer to tell the world that he just pulled on his tooth and it came out.The thread got highjacked about some jeffie getting a butt plug for Christmas so now he thinks Rl is really a computer.Looking at the clock he discovered he's wasted too much time so he...........(bye) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 December 23, 2005 promptly pulled down his pants....and then all of the sudden.. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 December 23, 2005 a monkey came out of his ass... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 December 23, 2005 "Now how did you get in there?" He said to Mr. Monkey. The monkey replied, ".......... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 December 23, 2005 That baboon that fucked you in the ass fertilized your eggs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 December 23, 2005 "Eggs! you say! but it is not Easter, it is Christmas! Go hitch up the team Baboon boy! Mr. Monkey get off MY dog! Off to......." BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 December 23, 2005 Quote"Eggs! you say! but it is not Easter, it is Christmas! Go hitch up the team Baboon boy! Mr. Monkey get off MY dog! Off to......." Bobbi __________________________________ San Francisco!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 December 23, 2005 But first he had to make a call, the trip would be no fun if he was all alone. A man with to animal passengers would not look good, not good at all. So he flipped open his cell phone and looked thru his contacts. "Aha!" he said, "this friend will do!" So he quickly dialed......... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 December 23, 2005 ...Governor Schwarzenegger, whom he knew to be friendly to his interspecial preferences. That way, when santa finally showed up with his reindeer and all their bright red, um, noses there would be a giant party with all sorts of... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 December 23, 2005 Governor Schwarzenegger, whom he knew to be friendly to his interspecial preferences. "Arnie," he said, "do you like butts? Also, how do I get to be the world's biggest......" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #22 December 23, 2005 ...how do i get to be the world's biggest human buttplug? And if I do, do I need to wear protection against the butt bleach?" And Arnie, knowing much of the ways of the human buttplug, and feeling generous with Chrismas cheer said, "... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 December 23, 2005 "Now look here my lil man. What do you see?" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 December 23, 2005 QuoteQuote So you've been cheatin on me aye ? That's it we're done. That's the second time he's dumped me in less than 48 hours. Little Jeffie is getting coal in his stocking. Or reindeer shit down the chimney.. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 December 23, 2005 Stick to the story line Billy!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
