UntamedDOG 0 #1 December 21, 2005 Could someone please explain to me why I’m so much better than everyone on this planet. I suppose this is a blessing and a curse. Superior intellect has it’s benefits. I can win almost any argument. The downside is that this gift has created an isolation away from other humans. Stupid people like to be around other stupid people. Football in the groin anyone? My predilections and observations are misunderstood and often perceived as negative when in fact I am being intellectual. Silly earthlings are so eager to be part of the herd. What they don’t realize is that the herd is most definitely aimed towards the slaughter. UntamedDOG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 December 21, 2005 are you threatening me? [/cornholio] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #3 December 21, 2005 He converteth me into lamb cutlets For lo, He hath great power and great anger... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 December 21, 2005 Quote I just have one question...... I have an answer. Let's see if they match. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #5 December 21, 2005 QuoteQuote I just have one question...... I have an answer. Let's see if they match. I'll take some of that action....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #6 December 21, 2005 Quote Could someone please explain to me why I’m so much better than everyone on this planet. Oh man, I hear ya. It's soooo difficult to go through life being so much better - in every possible way - than those who surround me. When was growing up I thought it was just the fact that the small town I lived in was so very inbred, but once I got out into the big wide world I realized that wasn't true. They're all stupid sheep, every last one of them, no matter where they live. It's much easier to deal with being this fucking good now because I've convinced the sheep that I'm a shepherd when really I'm an evil genius bent on taking over the world and they are my minions but don't realize it because they're all just sofa king we todd id. Oh shit. That was my outside voice again, wasn't it? I really need to work on controlling that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #7 December 21, 2005 QuoteIt's much easier to deal with being this fucking good now because I've convinced the sheep that I'm a shepherd when really I'm an evil genius bent on taking over the world I agree with your approach. Pretending that I enjoy being around these indigenous earth scum would be the first step. I can earn their trust and manipulate them at will. Besides, genocide is a bit outdated. Hitler tried it, but found that killing every human is like trying to kill every cockroach on the planet. There are just too many of them. Even super viruses like Ebola aren’t enough to keep this insipid population under control. Being nice? This sounds like a difficult task due to my utter hatred of the human race. I however have always enjoyed a brave challenge. Perhaps selling out my morals and ethics will be the next great challenge. UntamedDOG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #8 December 21, 2005 QuoteThere are just to many of them. Hey genius.. it's TOO!!!! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 December 21, 2005 I love you, Lisa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #10 December 21, 2005 QuoteHey genius.. it's TOO!!!! *swoon* Karen, have I told you, lately, that I love you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #11 December 21, 2005 Oh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. But surely you will not have to hang around these stupid people for long, there are lots of places you can go hibernate so that you don't have to be subjected to all the planets stupidity. I know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. You may find some of your kin there. Highly intelligent men that cannot really relate to the real world. I will send you directions. Take a pitchfork. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites UntamedDOG 0 #12 December 23, 2005 QuoteOh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. A few millennia, if they're lucky. QuoteI know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. Ohh, is it Costa Rica? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SudsyFist 0 #10 December 21, 2005 QuoteHey genius.. it's TOO!!!! *swoon* Karen, have I told you, lately, that I love you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #11 December 21, 2005 Oh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. But surely you will not have to hang around these stupid people for long, there are lots of places you can go hibernate so that you don't have to be subjected to all the planets stupidity. I know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. You may find some of your kin there. Highly intelligent men that cannot really relate to the real world. I will send you directions. Take a pitchfork. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites UntamedDOG 0 #12 December 23, 2005 QuoteOh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. A few millennia, if they're lucky. QuoteI know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. Ohh, is it Costa Rica? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Beverly 1 #11 December 21, 2005 Oh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. But surely you will not have to hang around these stupid people for long, there are lots of places you can go hibernate so that you don't have to be subjected to all the planets stupidity. I know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. You may find some of your kin there. Highly intelligent men that cannot really relate to the real world. I will send you directions. Take a pitchfork. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #12 December 23, 2005 QuoteOh, but surely these stupid earthlings have just not discovered your absolute genius and they will come around in, oh, maybe a few hundred years. A few millennia, if they're lucky. QuoteI know a place. It is quite hot though, you may need to take some sunblock. Ohh, is it Costa Rica? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
