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Very cool. A lifetime high point. I love Mary SantAngelo.



Humph! okay Mar it's clear that I have to stand behind you.
Good thing you smell purdy:P



What a blessing that I have to make these kinds of excuses.

Bets? Remember when on Holiday Boogie number one you got hosed by a local? You turned to me, a total newbie and gave me a chance. And you have rewarded that effort on my part with trust from year to year. Trust that landed me a gig at the Herc Boogie.

While I buy the chocolate, and share the coffee, I owe you. And I'm always there.

For you lurkers, this is what friendship is about.

:)

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Bets, our warrior will be there and I'll be feeding him the same stuff I sent him in Afghanistan.



Sorry babes but he isn't coming. Uncle Sam needed him. Just remember...freedom isn't free and its not just those in the service that sacrifice.:)
So...that leaves you and me kiddo to raise the bar on nig noggery!!:)








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Bets, our warrior will be there and I'll be feeding him the same stuff I sent him in Afghanistan.



Sorry babes but he isn't coming. Uncle Sam needed him. Just remember...freedom isn't free and its not just those in the service that sacrifice.:)
So...that leaves you and me kiddo to raise the bar on nig noggery!!:)



Oh, no. (Serious note)

No Scott?

I need a PM with an address. I have already bought the hot party mix, and I need to send antifreeze as well" (Bets, send me a PM)

Bah. I love the whoopass, but hate the inconvenience of it.

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Ok, since we're being serious now. Deucey you are truly a special and amazing person. I'm honored to have met you and become your friend. Seeing you grow from the crazy band crasher to the awesome guy you are now, well i'm proud. :)

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Oh, man, I'm having huge computer trouble.

Picture me kissing your butt (it's out there)

Well, I guess we will have to lean on the F111. Iwan actually flies my suit better than me. I'll fly it if necessary, but I plan on doing lots of RW and FF jumps witht the folks.

The DVD will rock.

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OK, so let me see if I understand this whole thing.

I have pictures of The FAMOUS DEuce (so that I will know who to meet at Eloy) .. and now I hear such stories of said man. of lines forming to get close and all.... so in order to move up the line.. of women waiting for HUGS .. I need to be more resourceful and completely gifted with my homage to said Deuce.............. have I got it??:)
IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!


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Nah, he's pretty easy. You just have to hump his leg. Preferably with a large crowd.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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It's a wierd combo.

I was a Marine once. And then a cop for over a decade. I abhor violence but relish being an expert at it when it is made inexplicably necessary.

I think it's why the few folks who know me well find me so funny and are such good friends to me.

I'm a really nice guy who knows how to kill your enemies a whole lot of different ways.

Sometimes that makes things hard on my liberal loved ones.

Doesn't make me love them any less.

:)

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I'm a really nice guy who knows how to kill your enemies a whole lot of different ways.



So Deuce honey...are you saying that you can kill someone 35 different ways in 8 seconds?
I got me one of those too!!;) Bwahhhhhhhh



Well, well..........there you go, you just admitted it, you have one already.

Now back up behind the line girly:ph34r:
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Deuce is such a gaylord. :ph34r:



SM1 is so jealous. don't owrry Chuckie, I'll give you hugs over Christmas too.



You know, that SkyMonkey is just asking for me to post that picture that he hates having posted here:ph34r:
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I think it's why the few folks who know me well find me so funny and are such good friends to me.



Close JP.... Its more a case of pity... :o


See you next week Deucypoo! :)



To hear at least one story from Duece makes the $ boogie fee $, well worth it.

Be warned,...... all laugh muscles in the face and stomach will be sore for several days. Do not attempt to hang with Duece on consecutive days.

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I think it's why the few folks who know me well find me so funny and are such good friends to me.



Close JP.... Its more a case of pity... :o


See you next week Deucypoo! :)



To hear at least one story from Duece makes the $ boogie fee $, well worth it.

Be warned,...... all laugh muscles in the face and stomach will be sore for several days. Do not attempt to hang with Duece on consecutive days.



From THE MAN who invented RW.

I am vindicated!

Even if I am now GaylordMonkey.

I got more, you just gotta get me around folks who have heard more of my stories.

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The story with the Cajun Drill Sargent is my personal favorite.

I cannot remember one bit of the story.....only that my gut was so sore the next day, I could not arch or track for shite. I could barely eat, felt like my jaw was wired shut.

The stories are painful, I tell you!

Tequila should be administered beforehand.







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