bbarnhouse 0 #1 December 20, 2005 King of hearts...I'm still standing in line... big hugs (((Duece))) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 December 20, 2005 QuoteKing of hearts...I'm still standing in line... big hugs (((Duece))) well you better get behind me then Duece is a...wait What are we talking about??My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 December 20, 2005 QuoteKing of hearts...I'm still standing in line... big hugs (((Duece))) What she said {{{{{JP}}}}} -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 December 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteKing of hearts...I'm still standing in line... big hugs (((Duece))) What she said {{{{{JP}}}}} I don't know how many times I have to tell you girls. I have called dibs on first place in line when it comes to Deuce! NOW BACK OFF AND GET BEHIND THE LINE! Love ya girlsMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 December 20, 2005 I'm with JT on this one...confused as hell. But I think it's a chicks thing. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 December 20, 2005 QuoteI don't know how many times I have to tell you girls. I have called dibs on first place in line when it comes to Deuce! NOW BACK OFF AND GET BEHIND THE LINE! Geez Mar! How about we all play nice and just...share?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 December 20, 2005 I don't know what this is about, but I'm all for hugging Deuce whenever I get a chance. Hugs from me too, JP! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #8 December 20, 2005 It's about the fact that for the first time in 4 yeares I'm not going to be in Eloy to hug my sweet Deuce. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #9 December 20, 2005 QuoteIt's about the fact that for the first time in 4 yeares I'm not going to be in Eloy to hug my sweet Deuce. Well Lisa...this xmas is sucking. Someone had better bring me chocolate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #10 December 20, 2005 Share you say!? Well okay, just cause it's you, Andrea, and Lisa askingMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #11 December 20, 2005 QuoteShare you say!? Well okay, just cause it's you, Andrea, and Lisa asking[small voice]Ahem -- I'd like to share too please[/small voice] So lemme at him!!! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #12 December 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteShare you say!? Well okay, just cause it's you, Andrea, and Lisa asking[small voice]Ahem -- I'd like to share too please[/small voice] So lemme at him!!! Wendy W. Okay, fine! But you have to understand, that the line forms behind me!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #13 December 20, 2005 QuoteOkay, fine! But you have to understand, that the line forms behind me Well why can't we just draw straws? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 December 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteOkay, fine! But you have to understand, that the line forms behind me Well why can't we just draw straws? You women need a freaking cold shower... Scott, JP... who the hell knows who the next poor vistim will be....[Remster run away and hides behind Karen]Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 December 20, 2005 I got no hugs for JP. He prefers leg humps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 December 20, 2005 Uh, thanks. It'll be funny as hell if I ever become single. In the mean time, it gets cold as hell in the morning and evening in AZ and I'm all about the hug. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #17 December 20, 2005 Well since Betsy will be the only one there to pass on our hugs and leg humps, I got a feeling you're going to stay warm. Don't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. I'll never forget meeting JP for the first time. I walked up to him while he stood in the middle of a 120 plus way dirt dive, and asked him if he was Deuce. I'm sure he wishes now that he had said "no." Because right in front of all those people, I humped his leg and then walked offMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #18 December 20, 2005 QuoteDon't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. So you're saying that you want a phone call like this?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #19 December 20, 2005 May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #20 December 20, 2005 Can someone help me here? Who is deuce? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 December 20, 2005 Quote No problem. I'll make sure to touch base with Betsy and she if she needs some help with the leg humps. I was very subdued when I met Deuce. That needs to change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #22 December 21, 2005 QuoteCan someone help me here? Who is deuce? Oh, please. The guy at Eloy year before last who you insisted see the picture of your boobs while doing a back bend. Ring a bell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #23 December 21, 2005 Well.... since Mar, Mouth and Wendy won't be here...guess that makes me first in line! Wahooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #24 December 21, 2005 QuoteOh, please. The guy at Eloy year before last who you insisted see the picture of your boobs while doing a back bend. Ring a bell? Bell...bell....all i can think of is Katiebear's jingle bell thong.... Luv you deucey poo. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #25 December 21, 2005 QuoteWell since Betsy will be the only one there to pass on our hugs and leg humps, I got a feeling you're going to stay warm. Don't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. I'll never forget meeting JP for the first time. I walked up to him while he stood in the middle of a 120 plus way dirt dive, and asked him if he was Deuce. I'm sure he wishes now that he had said "no." Because right in front of all those people, I humped his leg and then walked off Ha! Hardly. That was probably the highpoint of my skydiving career. First off, I'm on the 120-something sequential record attempt (still unbeaten), all the organizers are off planning this thing like it's taking the beach at Normandy and THE MARY SANTANGELO waltzes from the outside of the formation (which we were in the middle of dirtdiving, she being more gifted was farther from the base, whilst I was nearer) Very sexy in her tight RW suit sashay's her little heart-shaped ass over to me and asks if I'm Deuce. Everybody is watching. She could pull out a gun and shoot me, serve me a subpoena, anything. I say, "Uh, Yeah" and she leaps onto my leg and scissor locks it like a rattlesnake on a mouse (If a rattlesnacke could scissor lock it's legs, if it had them) and begins a very enthusiastic humpage making sounds worthy of Meg Ryan. (Look it up on this page if you haven't ever heard it. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=meg+ryan+fake+orgasm+sound+file&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Df22a2fff5cf2dc20%26clickedItemRank%3D4%26userQuery%3Dmeg%2Bryan%2Bfake%2Borgasm%2Bsound%2Bfile%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fastro.uchicago.edu%252Fhome%252Fweb%252Fjeffb%252Fsounds.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fastro.uchicago.edu%2Fhome%2Fweb%2Fjeffb%2Fsounds.html)it's at the bottom At any rate when she dismounts and walks way back out to the outside where the skygodesses live, one of my Byron homies, in complete awe, asks "Dude, how does a fat ugly fuck like you get chicks to do shit like that? Very cool. A lifetime high point. I love Mary SantAngelo. Kisses. I'm blessed. And the folks who are blessings to me know who they are. Know something? I'm on the cover of Parachutist this month (I'm really grateful!) 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flyangel2 2 #17 December 20, 2005 Well since Betsy will be the only one there to pass on our hugs and leg humps, I got a feeling you're going to stay warm. Don't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. I'll never forget meeting JP for the first time. I walked up to him while he stood in the middle of a 120 plus way dirt dive, and asked him if he was Deuce. I'm sure he wishes now that he had said "no." Because right in front of all those people, I humped his leg and then walked offMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 December 20, 2005 QuoteDon't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. So you're saying that you want a phone call like this?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 December 20, 2005 May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 December 20, 2005 Can someone help me here? Who is deuce? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 December 20, 2005 Quote No problem. I'll make sure to touch base with Betsy and she if she needs some help with the leg humps. I was very subdued when I met Deuce. That needs to change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 December 21, 2005 QuoteCan someone help me here? Who is deuce? Oh, please. The guy at Eloy year before last who you insisted see the picture of your boobs while doing a back bend. Ring a bell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 December 21, 2005 Well.... since Mar, Mouth and Wendy won't be here...guess that makes me first in line! Wahooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 December 21, 2005 QuoteOh, please. The guy at Eloy year before last who you insisted see the picture of your boobs while doing a back bend. Ring a bell? Bell...bell....all i can think of is Katiebear's jingle bell thong.... Luv you deucey poo. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 December 21, 2005 QuoteWell since Betsy will be the only one there to pass on our hugs and leg humps, I got a feeling you're going to stay warm. Don't forget my phone call at midnight BTW, that SkyBytch is nothing but trouble. I'll never forget meeting JP for the first time. I walked up to him while he stood in the middle of a 120 plus way dirt dive, and asked him if he was Deuce. I'm sure he wishes now that he had said "no." Because right in front of all those people, I humped his leg and then walked off Ha! Hardly. That was probably the highpoint of my skydiving career. First off, I'm on the 120-something sequential record attempt (still unbeaten), all the organizers are off planning this thing like it's taking the beach at Normandy and THE MARY SANTANGELO waltzes from the outside of the formation (which we were in the middle of dirtdiving, she being more gifted was farther from the base, whilst I was nearer) Very sexy in her tight RW suit sashay's her little heart-shaped ass over to me and asks if I'm Deuce. Everybody is watching. She could pull out a gun and shoot me, serve me a subpoena, anything. I say, "Uh, Yeah" and she leaps onto my leg and scissor locks it like a rattlesnake on a mouse (If a rattlesnacke could scissor lock it's legs, if it had them) and begins a very enthusiastic humpage making sounds worthy of Meg Ryan. (Look it up on this page if you haven't ever heard it. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=meg+ryan+fake+orgasm+sound+file&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Df22a2fff5cf2dc20%26clickedItemRank%3D4%26userQuery%3Dmeg%2Bryan%2Bfake%2Borgasm%2Bsound%2Bfile%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fastro.uchicago.edu%252Fhome%252Fweb%252Fjeffb%252Fsounds.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fastro.uchicago.edu%2Fhome%2Fweb%2Fjeffb%2Fsounds.html)it's at the bottom At any rate when she dismounts and walks way back out to the outside where the skygodesses live, one of my Byron homies, in complete awe, asks "Dude, how does a fat ugly fuck like you get chicks to do shit like that? Very cool. A lifetime high point. I love Mary SantAngelo. Kisses. I'm blessed. And the folks who are blessings to me know who they are. Know something? I'm on the cover of Parachutist this month (I'm really grateful!) The genuine love of friends is so much more priceless. (I still look pretty cool, for an old guy ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
