Red Wings

[funks 1]

So which one will actually earn the honor? My vote is you gotta go downtown in order to wear the wings proudly. Otherwise you're a fraud just claiming you have actually performed the necessary duty and are very underserving of the honor.

[Girlfalldown 0]

Does it count if she has a tampon in?

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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So which one will actually earn the honor? My vote is you gotta go downtown in order to wear the wings proudly. Otherwise you're a fraud just claiming you have actually performed the necessary duty and are very underserving of the honor.

my understanding of earning your red wings is mentrual cunnalingis (sp?) and not just menstrual intercourse.

while i'll (somewhat reluctantly) engage in the later, ain't no fuckin way I'm engaging in the former.

no way, no how. it's smelly, it probably tastes nasty, and it's dead endometrial tissue! Who wants to put that shit in their mouth???

nasty.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[kelel01 1]

Red wings = intercourse

Clown smile = going down

That's just what I've heard.

[AlexCrowley 0]

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[yardhippie 0]

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Red wings = intercourse

Clown smile = going down

That's just what I've heard.

I knew I didnt like clowns for a reason.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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[meloo09 0]

Gonna have to agree with you on that one. I wouldn't feel comfortable even allowing a guy to do that. Intercourse on my period doesn't bother me a bit I'm not one to had out wings.

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[waltappel 1]

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Red wings = intercourse

Clown smile = going down

That's just what I've heard.

red wings = oral.

Got mine years ago!

Walt

[funks 1]

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Red wings = intercourse

Clown smile = going down

That's just what I've heard.

red wings = oral.

Got mine years ago!

Walt

Fuck yeah. Stand proud my brotha

[weegegirl 2]

Jesus Christ, JW!!! Where the hell is the puking icon?? I thought this was going to be about hockey!

[kelel01 1]

Ok, by my definitions, red wings are ok . . . clown smiles are NOT.

So I agree with Mel . . .

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

here I thought this was about Hockey...hehehehe..


Bobbi

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[waltappel 1]

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Does it count if she has a tampon in?

I'd say yes.

Walt

[AlexCrowley 0]

oh well in that case.................

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[funks 1]

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I thought this was going to be about hockey!

Silly girl. You should have known better than that

[piisfish 140]

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red wings = oral.

Got mine years ago!

now we need a new Waltappel story

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[waltappel 1]

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red wings = oral.

Got mine years ago!

now we need a new Waltappel story

I don't really have a good one about red wings, but I'll come up with something.

Walt

[catfishhunter 2]

I have mine. First time wasn't on purpose. It was dark and 3 days afer the flow and suppossedly stopped. Never heard of Clown Smile tell Kele just said it but that actaully fits what I looked like when the we turned the lights on

I have since been a proud Member fo the Elite Class of Red wing wearers. I used to have a set of "Red Wings" an HA (Hells Angel) Gave me when we we talking about earnign the wings. Seems they have them made so if you ever meet an HA ask them if they can get you a pair but be sure your story better be good and TRUE

It really isn't that bad if you KNOW and keep things to the important parts

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[waltappel 1]

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Ok, by my definitions, red wings are ok . . . clown smiles are NOT.

So I agree with Mel . . .

I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. Red Wings

When you eat a girl out when she is having her period.

It's official.

Walt

[Lindercles 0]

But,

6. Red Wings

blood smears on your legs after having sex with a menstruating woman, most people think it is when you eat her out but it is not.

[Flygurl 0]

I'm confused.

You won't go in the back door, but lipstick is all good?????????

I should have known this thread wasn't about hockey!

Well, since I'm here... add me to the freaky list.

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[waltappel 1]

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I'm confused.

You won't go in the back door, but lipstick is all good?????????

I should have known this thread wasn't about hockey!

Well, since I'm here... add me to the freaky list.

Well, what can I say? I'm a complicated guy!

Walt

[Broke 0]

Damn good boots Redwings are!

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[Deuce 1]

Black wings or nothing. Wussies.