Five secrets of a perfect relationship.

[davidlayne 5]

1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie.

4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5) It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

I don't care how many skydives you've got,
until you stepped into complete darkness at
800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs
of parachute, son you are still a leg!

[RhondaLea 4]

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1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.

2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie.

4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5) It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

Change "woman" to "man" and "bitches" to "sons-of-bitches" and it gets my vote.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[noblesmelissa 0]

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house AND has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



There, I fixed it for ya....

[NlghtJumper 0]

Nooo, I think they got it right the first time! No alterations needed...

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[masterrig 1]

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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house AND has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



There, I fixed it for ya....

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That's funny!

Chuck