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Who should Rl's next date be ?

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Who is RI ??



You gotta wonder.

:D

rl

Sorry, mistook the l for an i...L/I:|:$

By the way who do you want me to vote for ?? Don't forget the result of this poll is the truth. It's on the internet.
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Who is RI ??



You gotta wonder.

:D

rl

Sorry, mistook the l for an i...L/I:|:$

By the way who do you want me to vote for ?? Don't forget the result of this poll is the truth. It's on the internet.



Well, considering the capitalization, I think this is really Ray's thread. :D

If you vote for Bobbi, it will work out fine either way.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Good Morning Sunshine,



I voted for you, Bobbi. I figure we can sit around and talk about how silly they are and plan how next to scare them both to death.



Scaring me is really easy.

"Hey Walt, I ran into one of your old girlfriends--she was asking about you!"

Not that I've been really mean to any of my ex-girlfriends, but for a long time I had a habit of dating women who could be quite scary at times.

Hmmmm. I kind of feel a story comin' on....

Nah!!!

Walt

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I'm sure they have a story or two that they could pen.;)



Lies dammit!!! Anything my ex-girlfriends (with the exception of two of them) say about me are all lies!

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Well since I found out that you were into yeast and other kinds of live cultures, I'm scared too.:D

Bobbi



Yeah, yeah, yeah...I can just see you shaking in your boots.

Walt

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You know, Walt....you have to ask these girls if it comes back every 4 to 6 weeks....it could mean something a little bit more then just making a loaf of bread.

I will never look at a Yeast Roll the same again.

Bobbi



It was just once. She got it checked out and, as I recall, was only a yeast infection.

She never really got over the fact that I told her about it, though. I was very gentle about it and told her only out of genuine love and concern for her well being.

She dumped me a while after that and I've never really understood why. Maybe she got paranoid thinking that I preferred creamy instead of chunky.:S

Walt

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"I was very gentle about it and told her only out of genuine love and concern for her well being."

Is this before or after you pulled the pineapple chucks out of the frig?


Bobbi




:D:D:D:D:D

Looks like you are going to be on quite a roll for the second day in a row!!!

Walt

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As long as we're not talking about a YEAST roll!


Bobbi



Ever since I started posting those stories a while back I have been quite confident that I would never ever get a date with one of the dz.com ladies. Looks like I have truly sealed my fate at this point.

[That's ok--it frees me up to be my true freaky self!]

Walt

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I'm not so sure about that.....I think theres quite a few here that are just plain curious......


But then again you know what happened to that cat....;)


Bobbi



No need for the curiosity. I've been quite open about the fact that I am really, really boring in person. I prefer to get the people I am around to do all the talking because even though I can do a pretty decent job of entertaining myself, listening to what other people have to say entertains me a lot more.

Walt

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Not gonna say who I voted for, but it wasn't me... LOL



:(:(



ok.. ok.. now I feel guilty... I'll be your next date.. happy now?




And you told Scoop he's so easily manipulated...


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If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Not gonna say who I voted for, but it wasn't me... LOL



:(:(



ok.. ok.. now I feel guilty... I'll be your next date.. happy now?




And you told Scoop he's so easily manipulated...


:D:D



:$ yeah I did... but I didn't get my date yet so..... LOL
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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"even though I can do a pretty decent job of entertaining myself, listening to what other people have to say entertains me a lot more. "


You sad, sad, freaky lil man.;)


Bobbi



Yes, I am truly bizarre. As most women are well aware, any man who listens to what others (especially women) have to say is just not normal.

"Walt, are you feeling ok? You're not saying much."

"Why yes, your lovliness, I am just so fascinated with everything you say, that I just don't want you to stop talking."

"Screw you!!! I don't need your sarcastic BS, you pathetic creep!!!" [she goes stomping off really mad]


Oh well, at least it makes for some funny stories!:)
Walt

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"Your loviness"?? You actually use this line??


OMG, I'm gonna pee myself...stoooooooop already!!


Bobbi



I have a real love of womankind. Not in the "man, I'd like to do her right here, right now!!" sense, although that is sometimes part of it, but in the sense that I really, really like the whole package. Women rock. I am a fan for life.

That being said, I am such a total suckup to women that yes, I can use that line and actually mean it, but I actually pronounce it like I know how to spell it right when I say it, your lovliness.:)
Walt

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