Ok, I'm going to make a confession here.
One time I had a non-jumping girlfriend who asked if I wanted to have sex while wearing my rig.
Maybe to some people it sounds good in theory, but I thought of how incredibly dumb it would look and decided not to.
Was that a freak-flag test that I failed?
Walt
One time I had a non-jumping girlfriend who asked if I wanted to have sex while wearing my rig.
Maybe to some people it sounds good in theory, but I thought of how incredibly dumb it would look and decided not to.
Was that a freak-flag test that I failed?
Walt
QuoteOk, I'm going to make a confession here.
One time I had a non-jumping girlfriend who asked if I wanted to have sex while wearing my rig.
Maybe to some people it sounds good in theory, but I thought of how incredibly dumb it would look and decided not to.
Was that a freak-flag test that I failed?
Walt
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That woulda' been hell if, you had a pre-mature opening!
Chuck
QuoteQuoteOk, I'm going to make a confession here.
One time I had a non-jumping girlfriend who asked if I wanted to have sex while wearing my rig.
Maybe to some people it sounds good in theory, but I thought of how incredibly dumb it would look and decided not to.
Was that a freak-flag test that I failed?
Walt
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That woulda' been hell if, you had a pre-mature opening!
Chuck
Yep, it would have indeed.
Walt
QuoteQuoteQuoteOk, I'm going to make a confession here.
One time I had a non-jumping girlfriend who asked if I wanted to have sex while wearing my rig.
Maybe to some people it sounds good in theory, but I thought of how incredibly dumb it would look and decided not to.
Was that a freak-flag test that I failed?
Walt
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That woulda' been hell if, you had a pre-mature opening!
Chuck
Yep, it would have indeed.
Walt
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Do ya' think, the way this thread's goin'... Santy Claus is gonn visit any of us?
Chuck
No you didn't fail the test...bodily fluids on your rig is diffiantly not cool. Those chunks can be a bit pesky to get out, they tend to smear.
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
QuoteNo you didn't fail the test...bodily fluids on your rig is diffiantly not cool. Those chunks can be a bit pesky to get out, they tend to smear.
Bobbi
Whew!! I was sweatin' it!
Walt
You passed the test a few posts back, Walt. Once you pass, that's it, theres no looking back or questioning your freakiness. Now if you do something stupid well....thats just Walt being Walt.
Bobbi
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
QuoteNow if you do something stupid well....thats just Walt being Walt.
Bobbi
Ain't that the truth!!!
Walt
I traded mine in for a big banner, towed by an airplane.
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
I just got back from the grocery store.
I was walking through the deli, when I heard a voice call: "Rhonda Lea."
I turned, and there was a guy I've known since I started jumping. He asked me how I was, and he proceeded to tell me about reading my posts here.
I think I'm flying my freak flag a little high these days.
We had a good laugh, but now I'm afraid to go out in public anymore.
rl
I was walking through the deli, when I heard a voice call: "Rhonda Lea."
I turned, and there was a guy I've known since I started jumping. He asked me how I was, and he proceeded to tell me about reading my posts here.
I think I'm flying my freak flag a little high these days.
We had a good laugh, but now I'm afraid to go out in public anymore.
rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
NWFlyer 2
QuoteWe had a good laugh, but now I'm afraid to go out in public anymore.
It's one thing when I meet a fellow postwhore or even a regular poster who hasn't quite achieved postwhore status. I feel like we're in this online thing together.
But it still wigs me out a little to have people introduce themselves to me at a dropzone then say "I read your stuff on dropzone.com all the time." I'll say, "Oh yeah, what's your screen name on there?" and they'll say "Oh, I don't post, I just lurk." Makes me wonder what the heck their preconceived notion is about me.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
Fly THAT flag proudly, girl!!!!!!
Or you could do what the song says...
The freaks come out at night (clap clap)
the freaks come out aaaaat night.
Bobbi
Or you could do what the song says...
The freaks come out at night (clap clap)
the freaks come out aaaaat night.
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
QuoteBut it still wigs me out a little to have people introduce themselves to me at a dropzone then say "I read your stuff on dropzone.com all the time."
Wow, nobody ever comes up to me at the DZ and mentions my posts. In fact nobody ever comes anywhere near me at the DZ.
Uhhh. I think I get it now.
Never mind.
Walt
There *is* a story behind that but I'm not going to post it 'cuz I'm really not a "kiss and tell" kind of guy and besides, it would make me look as slimy and perverted as I really am and, geez, most women already find me kind of sick and twisted. I don't want to alienate the ladies even further (if that's possible!).
Walt
you might just up the % of chance of getting that date youve been trying for..........
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HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
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There *is* a story behind that but I'm not going to post it 'cuz I'm really not a "kiss and tell" kind of guy and besides, it would make me look as slimy and perverted as I really am and, geez, most women already find me kind of sick and twisted. I don't want to alienate the ladies even further (if that's possible!).
Walt
you might just up the % of chance of getting that date youve been trying for..........
Well, just about anything would up my chances from where they are now!!!!
I'm still not tellin', though.
(BTW, *excellet* sig!!!)
Walt
Walt
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Reminded me a lot of Prince Harry! That little swastika weilding scamp!
I think, artistcalledian kinda likes to 'stir the pot' a little bit too, if the truth be known. Some of what he says could be construed as 'inciteful' but, I look at it this way... it's the BF.
Chuck