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ccowden

Left Laners and L.L.S.

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wahh, deal with it

try driving in Thailand - we have it easy in North America

What's worse is carpool lanes - since most people in carpool lanes are solo drivers violating, these ultimate wastelands of usable roadspace are a direct encouragement for lawbreakers. Get rid of all of them and let us drive on all the lanes we paid for.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I hate those fuckers... they usually end up sitting in the left lane going the same speed as the car next to them in the right lane and pretending they don't see you flashing your brights, giving them the finger, and laying on your horn behind them.

If it was legal to shoot them, I would :)

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Hi, my name is Michael.....and I have LLS.

But please understand that I'm not an asshat. I have a disease.

My mother had LLS, as did my grandfather.

Living with LLS is hellish. I have little or no control over my left hand while driving, and suffer constant persecution from others, not to mention having to go to meetings three times a week.

But we as a society can beat this! I've started a foundation called Beating the Affliction of LLS, or BALLS for short.

Donations appreciated, PM me for details.

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Pass in the Emergency Lane!


I DO! :S:D



I have done that too, a bunch of times... left side or right side, it doesn't matter. Some people just wont get the fuck out of the way... :S It's usually because 18 wheelers are running side-by-side for too damn long.

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I almost gave one of those LLS fuckers a love tap on my way up 95N last night. However, being the utter cockmunch that this little twat was, I figured she would most likely lose control and fuck the rest of my night up. Therefore, I had to wait until the van and 18-wheeler passed me on the right, drop in the middle lane, get beside her, honk my horn again to get her attention, and drop a fat middle finger out the car window.

If I am coming up on you real fast and you are in the left, I will blink my lights as I approach. Move the fuck over. If you still sit there and clog up the lane after a flash and have made me progress to my horn, do not be surprised if I move on to special driver's ed training, Section 6.9 : Using Handguns While Driving.



I hate these fucking people.

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As much as I would like to use a handgun, that would be taking it too far... :S But that's not to say I haven't taken it too far in other ways, like messing with the wrong LLS driver a few times, and getting chased 20 miles for my trouble at breakneck speeds and not always on the highway, before I could shake them off. :S

Shit happens when two people who won't take any shit from others, meet each other on the road. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I have a confession. I drive in the left-hand lane ALL the time, BUT I never have traffic behind me. I can't stand the right lane, I can't stand weaving in and out of traffic in the right lane and eventually I'm gonna pass ya, so I just stay in the left.:)



That's pretty much me too... The only time I have somebody behind me in the left lane is because I'm stuck behind a doofus who won't move over. The only other time I've had someone behind me in the left lane is when that someone is a state trooper... ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Ok, first, let me freely admit I have LLS. Although most of the time I stay in the 2nd left-hand lane (usually out of 6 or 7 here in Atlanta) so the REAL speed demons can zoom by me.

But now I have a question - does the "left lane: fast" and "right lane: slow" rule apply to surface streets as well? I always thought it did, but I've just been informed otherwise.

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Some people are amazing. Even with flashing blue lights and sirens they are still totally oblivious and wont get out the way [:/]

Worrying... very very worrying



Yeah, that's the stuff you always see on the Cops shows on TV... :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I followed a woman for over 3 miles once trying to get her to pull over. She didnt look in her mirrors once (they were still folded in from when she parked up) and apparantly couldnt hear the siren either.
She only stopped when she got to her destination and this was after travelling through a town down the motorway and off at the next junction. All with no mirrors or looking over shoulder or indicating or anything. Should have given her a ticket but she was ancient and I scared her half to death when I ripped open her door! :D

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Yup, no doubt, that's L.L.S.

Doesn't matter what you believe, whether it's that there is no traffic behind you or that you are eventually going to pass someone, the fact that you believe your staying in the left lane makes sense, means you have L.L.S.

But congrats to you on taking the first step.;)


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I have a confession. I drive in the left-hand lane ALL the time, BUT I never have traffic behind me. I can't stand the right lane, I can't stand weaving in and out of traffic in the right lane and eventually I'm gonna pass ya, so I just stay in the left.:)



That's pretty much me too... The only time I have somebody behind me in the left lane is because I'm stuck behind a doofus who won't move over. The only other time I've had someone behind me in the left lane is when that someone is a state trooper... ;)



Me 3 or 4 or whatever. I use cruise control in the left lane, but of course move over once I've passed someone on the right if someone is behind me. The person behind me can wait at least a few more seconds, but I shouldn't test their patience. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who are either oblivious or just inconsiderate to other drivers and don't/won't get out of their way. People do this on escalators too and this bugs me. When I was in Germany, people would stay on the right if they were standing or on the left if they were walking - very efficient and worked well.

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Don't worry, it's the same thing if you're running red and white lights too.

It's funny because it's such a regional thing. Where I grew up, people were pretty good about getting out of the way of Fire/EMS/Police.

I haven't run any in nearby Charlottesville VA, but I hear that the drivers there are awesome: just touch the lights and sirens and it's like the parting of the Red Sea they're moving out of your way so fast.

But here, roll up on somebody with your lights and sirens running, and more often than not they MIGHT get out of the way EVENTUALLY, but you'll be sure to get a dirty look for makin' them do it.

Elvisio "screw due regard" Rodriguez

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But now I have a question - does the "left lane: fast" and "right lane: slow" rule apply to surface streets as well? I always thought it did, but I've just been informed otherwise.



dunno about there, but here i don't think it applies, since people may want to make a left turn and doing it from the right lane pisses people off. not that that keeps them from doing it of course.
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