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LMAO, damn.

Well you have to consider that I'm a cocky 1 bake wonder who disregards "suggestions". Unless my instructor says its required I don't have to follow it. Its not cool looking to have extra ingredients in the fridge. How can I look like a badass if the girls look in my fridge and think I'm new at this?


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You do have and ABD(Automatic Baking Device).

They are required in most kitchens if you have less that 1000 cookies under your belt:(

In time you too will know the absolute freedom that comes with "Baking with Confidence";)

Wait till ya try "Free-Baking", it's the latest thing and everyone is doing it in kitchens all over the world. I'll post a vid when when my baking club gets together again.
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Its not cool looking to have extra ingredients in the fridge. How can I look like a badass if the girls look in my fridge and think I'm new at this?



So you're saying this is where I've gone wrong... [:/]:D
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Having a $300 mixer will get you all the chicks. Not knowing how to operate is illrelevent, just make sure you're careful and you'll get lucky a couple of times. Besides, if you had a simple handheld mixer you'll probably get bored with it after a couple times.


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Having a $300 mixer will get you all the chicks. Not knowing how to operate is illrelevent, just make sure you're careful and you'll get lucky a couple of times. Besides, if you had a simple handheld mixer you'll probably get bored with it after a couple times.



Thank's for the tip... unfortunately [:/] I do all my mixing by hand... I've been too cheap to spring for a mixer... and doing it by hand has always seemed to work. :P
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and doing it by hand has always seemed to work. :P



We are talking about baking here man, not what you do with your hand. Actually I'm glad you don't use mixers and other kitchen gadgets because that would be seriously disturbing. One could injure oneself for life that way.
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and doing it by hand has always seemed to work. :P



We are talking about baking here man, not what you do with your hand. Actually I'm glad you don't use mixers and other kitchen gadgets because that would be seriously disturbing. One could injure oneself for life that way.



I knew someone would go there... LOL
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Well, I do not cook, at all. Not even boiled water. The last cookies I baked, my kids threw away.
But I will tell you one hard and fast rule at this house, if it comes out of the oven warm, but messed up, eat it immediately.
Sounds like you should bake them at my house..
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We are talking about baking here man, not what you do with your hand. Actually I'm glad you don't use mixers and other kitchen gadgets because that would be seriously disturbing. One could injure oneself for life that way.



I practice a lot too and thus I'm very skilled... :o:ph34r::D
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I just did 3 batches of cookies tonight, and I promptly fucked up the mixing of the first batch! I was supposed to mix the dry ingredients (flour, baking soda, etc), then sugar, butter, etc in a separate bowl... well I poured sugar in the first bowl without checking the directions to be sure... fuck... oh fuck it... it'll all mix in together somehow! :S Well sure enough, the cookies came out a bit different than last time, but at least they're edible! :P Those were eggnog cookies. Yummy! Also baked were a batch of ginger snaps (double yummy!) and a batch of chocolate chip/pecan cookies (for the wife's sweet tooth).

A plate of all three batches are going across the street to our neighbors, and the rest will be consumed over the next few days by family and friends alike....

Merry Christmas to all of you! :)
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Butterfingers are coverd in chocolate!

Plus the cookies my Fiancé(geez its awesome saying that) is making are going to include a hershey kiss in the center.



Spelling geek moment (same pronunciation, different word).

She is your fiancée.

You are her fiancé.

Either way, hope the cookies turned out yummy. :)
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