artistcalledian 0 #51 December 23, 2005 QuoteQuoterhonda how does it feel to know that at any moment, i could be jacking off to your avatar? I'm guessin' that you're more likely to be jacking off to your own avatar. rl true, they both induce similar feelings in me________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #52 December 23, 2005 My housekeeper and servant just looked over my shoulder and noticed your sig line. They took great offense to it. Can you please change it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #53 December 23, 2005 QuoteMy housekeeper and servant just looked over my shoulder and noticed your sig line. They took great offense to it. Can you please change it? ROFFLES the funny thing is this... my mum emigrated to the Bahamas in the mid fifties with her then husband, they were very wealthy and had servants. These were black servants and she treated them very well indeed. She used to race old Porches all over America, and always took her black housemaid with her, just so she could treat her well and let her experience things she wouldn't normally experience. My mum often used to go and visit her black servants families in the deep south, she was always pissing off white people on buses by refusing to sit at the front, or by insisting her black friends sat with her so the idea of me actually being a racist, is something that to me is just so funny simply because of the way i've been brought up. It's like a black person being able to call another black person "nigger" they know they don't mean what some people mean by saying that word, and i don't mean racist stuff because i'm totally ok with it, i know i can joke about it as i know i don't mean it________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #54 December 23, 2005 QuoteShe used to race old Porches all over America The porches I've tried to race don't move very fast, what with being attached to the house and stuff."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #55 December 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteShe used to race old Porches all over America The porches I've tried to race don't move very fast, what with being attached to the house and stuff. yes, very good ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tomvailco 0 #56 December 23, 2005 "you need to find yourself a girl mate" -Jack Sparrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #57 December 23, 2005 Quote"you need to find yourself a girl mate" -Jack Sparrow ok________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 December 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteShe used to race old Porches all over America The porches I've tried to race don't move very fast, what with being attached to the house and stuff.You knew it was attached to the house and STILL you tried to race it, hmmmYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #59 December 23, 2005 It's safer, it's cleaner, and you deal with a much better class of person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #60 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteIt's so cute how you 2 flirt. He's such an easy target, I can't help myself. And you told me only intellectual alpha males make you hot. I meant, "he's such an easy target, I can't help taking shots at him." When I'm horny at an inappropriate time, one of Ian's posts is my substitute for a cold shower. Lasts quite a long while, actually. thank god for that, i hate to arouse a fridgid spinster like you For your purposes, Ian, that's exactly what I am. Exactly. rl rhonda rhonda rhonda, stop with the foreplay _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #61 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteare you her lap dog? stop yapping at my ankles in her defence You really need to have that ankle looked at, Ian. Seriously. It might become permanent injury. rl uhhhhh, this changes things, maybe i should have said fourplay......... ugh......now itll turn into a beastiality thread _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #62 December 27, 2005 here's the spankin material http://uplink.space.com/attachments/228011-david_hasselhoff_RED.jpgDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #63 December 27, 2005 Trying blowing yourself. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #64 December 27, 2005 QuoteTrying blowing yourself. You really have a way of getting right to the point, don't you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #65 December 28, 2005 Quoterhonda rhonda rhonda, stop with the foreplay I'm savin' it all for you, baby. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
