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ccowden 0
QuoteOhhooooohhhh burn!
I second that burrrrrrnnnnn!!!
Oh come now, ladies. I am sure, way back in the side streets, there are fat man/woman hookers who gladly let him slip it in their ass for a minute or two for a few bucks. Even he can get laid.
QuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
you remind me of a Winston Churchill put down to lady Astor.....
she accosted him after an after dinner speach he gave.. she said "sir, you're virging on the offensive" he replied.. "madam, there is only one virgin on the offensive in this room"
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
kelel01 1
I'll just take you right over to Donna. She's the BEST.
QuoteEven he can get laid.
I sincerely doubt it.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
QuoteQuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
Damn straight.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
It is always the ones who play hardest to get...QuoteQuoteEven he can get laid.
I sincerely doubt it.
"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
ccowden 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
Damn straight.
I guess you should thank him for making your point again.
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Are you clean yet?
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
Damn straight.
can you take your avatar down, my cat refuses to come in the room and eat his tea
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
QuoteAre you clean yet?
yeah, you ready to go again so soon?
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
Damn straight.
can you take your avatar down, my cat refuses to come in the room and eat his tea
Ankle hurt?
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
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I havent been... yet 
Im too lazy to clean up. But then, you got a cat, so your lucky
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuotewhy is wanking so much fun?
Probably because it's the only sex you ever have.
rl
if you where the only girl in the world, and i was the only boy.... it'd still be the only sex i'd ever have
Damn straight.
can you take your avatar down, my cat refuses to come in the room and eat his tea
Ankle hurt?
stop it, you're driving me craaaaaazzzzyyyyyyyyy
i'm a sociopath and i've got murder on my mind
grrrrr yip yip. yablubbbbbbbbbbb stop the flashing lights..... my tree sings on wednesdays and walks up hills by the cow
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
It's so cute how you 2 flirt.![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
QuoteIt's so cute how you 2 flirt.
He's such an easy target, I can't help myself.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
micro 0
QuoteQuoteIt's so cute how you 2 flirt.
He's such an easy target, I can't help myself.
And you told me only intellectual alpha males make you hot.
I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...
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And you told me only intellectual alpha males make you hot.
Like this?
Make that a table for 2 thanks. Can you have Kelel01 seat us?
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