waltappel 1 #51 December 27, 2005 Quote Am I ever going to be normal again?? Well, I guess we know how that question eventually got answered. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #52 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, good lord! I learned my lesson, with the Old Spice. Desenex?! Dayum! Getcha some Gold Bond powder for that. Or, Baby powder. Ya' know, Walt, I'd laugh my ass off over that but I'm pretty guilty, myself. Just so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Just so you know. rl powder = really, really BAD!!! got it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #53 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteJust so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Funny, my ex-wife said the opposite.... I can understand why you didn't stay married to a woman with a taste for talc. And, btw, how did this boobie thread turn into a weiner thread? Just wondering. rl _________________________________________ It's just the normal 'chain of events'. Like was said, we get talking about boobies and inevitibly, the topic will turn to weiners. Perdonally, I'd rather the topic turned to vaginas. (I wasn't sure if I could say pussy in regard to females). It's just the way guys think. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #54 December 27, 2005 QuoteIt's just the normal 'chain of events'. Like was said, we get talking about boobies and inevitibly, the topic will turn to weiners. Perdonally, I'd rather the topic turned to vaginas. (I wasn't sure if I could say pussy in regard to females). It's just the way guys think. I used the words "pussy" and "cock" in a post in SC, and I freaked someone out enough that he actually commented on how graphic a remark I had made. So here I used "weiner," and I got back "vagina." I think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." Just for the record, I prefer "tits" (which is actually correctly spelled "teats" but pronounced "tits") to "boobies." rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #55 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteJust so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. I don't powder my privates. Yeah, well, what you're getting is a spanking. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #56 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's just the normal 'chain of events'. Like was said, we get talking about boobies and inevitibly, the topic will turn to weiners. Perdonally, I'd rather the topic turned to vaginas. (I wasn't sure if I could say pussy in regard to females). It's just the way guys think. I used the words "pussy" and "cock" in a post in SC, and I freaked someone out enough that he actually commented on how graphic a remark I had made. So here I used "weiner," and I got back "vagina." I think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." Just for the record, I prefer "tits" (which is actually correctly spelled "teats" but pronounced "tits") to "boobies." rl ________________________________________ I like your thinking! Cock, pussy, tits... it works for me! I just got through making a rant on the PC bunch 'cause, I'm tired of PC!!! You liberated me! Bless you! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #57 December 27, 2005 QuoteNiiiiiice sweater!! Christmas present? I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a moaner or a screamer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #58 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteNiiiiiice sweater!! Christmas present? I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a moaner or a screamer. Groan...................................... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #59 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNiiiiiice sweater!! Christmas present? I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a moaner or a screamer. Groan...................................... Walt You don't understand, Walt. It's really not a joke. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #60 December 28, 2005 QuoteI think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." I think you should go with "wee-wee" and "hoo-hoo." It's really great when you're trying to talk dirty to your partner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #61 December 28, 2005 Quote I used the words "pussy" and "cock" in a post in SC, and I freaked someone out enough that he actually commented on how graphic a remark I had made. So here I used "weiner," and I got back "vagina." I think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." Just for the record, I prefer "tits" (which is actually correctly spelled "teats" but pronounced "tits") to "boobies." rl I prefer tits to.. considering the alternative is moobies.. LOLThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #62 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." Just for the record, I prefer "tits" (which is actually correctly spelled "teats" but pronounced "tits") to "boobies." rl I think you should go with "wee-wee" and "hoo-hoo." It's really great when you're trying to talk dirty to your partner. I think I'm going to save that for phone sex. At least then I'll be able to escape. Oh God! If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #63 December 28, 2005 Quote I think I'm going to save that for phone sex. At least then I'll be able to escape. Oh God! Now I'm thinking we need to start a new DZ.com porn story, but using the most amusing euphemisms for genitalia that we can come up with. It was a cold night in December. Waltappel could feel the throbbing in his wee-wee. He missed sweet RhondaLea and her heaving sweater puppies and her wet, hot, hoo-hoo.... How's that for a start? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #64 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuote I think I'm going to save that for phone sex. At least then I'll be able to escape. Oh God! Now I'm thinking we need to start a new DZ.com porn story, but using the most amusing euphemisms for genitalia that we can come up with. It was a cold night in December. Waltappel could feel the throbbing in his wee-wee. He missed sweet RhondaLea and her heaving sweater puppies and her wet, hot, hoo-hoo.... How's that for a start? (I'm totally *not* into porn, but the ladies of dz.com inspire my hopeless romantic side. Here's how I would start it off) "Put the whips and chains away, Babe", said Walt. "It's not going to be like that this time. We're going to do it softly." She starts to undress, but Walt, gazing into her eyes, looking into her soul, gently grabs her hands and stops her. "I want to do that, and I'm not going to do it like it means nothing, because right now, you are everything to me. You are my world." Walt pulls her body against his, softly but firmly--like the beautiful soul that she is. She is starting to feel it now; starting to feel the little shivers that she knows will soon turn into the rippling waves of ecstacy that she so longs for. "I want you to kiss me softly," says Walt. She slowly brings her lips toward his. For the briefest moment they feel the heat of each others breath on their lips. For the tinest of moments, she gently presses her lips against his, then pulls back--just enough so they can see the "I want you" look in each others eyes. "Oooooooooooooooooh", she purrs, as Walt's hands glide down her back to caress her beautiful..............................." (Now THAT is how ya' start some porn!!!) And yes, in case your wondering, I really DO think like that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #65 December 28, 2005 Okay, now that I'm done puking, I can admit that's rather sweet. It probably helps build RhondaLea's case for that restraining order, but it's sweet nonetheless. However, you missed the point totally! We're writing a porn story with liberal use of the words "wee-wee," "hoo-hoo," "sweater puppies," and any other silly euphemisms you can come up with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #66 December 28, 2005 QuoteOkay, now that I'm done puking, I can admit that's rather sweet. It probably helps build RhondaLea's case for that restraining order, but it's sweet nonetheless. However, you missed the point totally! We're writing a porn story with liberal use of the words "wee-wee," "hoo-hoo," "sweater puppies," and any other silly euphemisms you can come up with. Look at how it ends. What I wrote was simply an introduction. Wipe the puke out of your eyes and start filling in the blanks!!!! And who says I was referring to rl? I might have been thinking about you. heh heh heh Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #67 December 28, 2005 QuoteAnd who says I was referring to rl? Well, the story *was* about you and RL... you continued it, so, naturally, it is about the two of you. Quote I might have been thinking about you. heh heh heh You might have been thinking about me, but you were certainly writing about RhondaLea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #68 December 28, 2005 Quote...but you were certainly writing about RhondaLea. Gee, just because I put the "whips and chains" thing in there... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #69 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote I think I'm going to save that for phone sex. At least then I'll be able to escape. Oh God! Now I'm thinking we need to start a new DZ.com porn story, but using the most amusing euphemisms for genitalia that we can come up with. It was a cold night in December. Waltappel could feel the throbbing in his wee-wee. He missed sweet RhondaLea and her heaving sweater puppies and her wet, hot, hoo-hoo.... How's that for a start? (I'm totally *not* into porn, but the ladies of dz.com inspire my hopeless romantic side. Here's how I would start it off) "Put the whips and chains away, Babe", said Walt. "It's not going to be like that this time. We're going to do it softly." She starts to undress, but Walt, gazing into her eyes, looking into her soul, gently grabs her hands and stops her. "I want to do that, and I'm not going to do it like it means nothing, because right now, you are everything to me. You are my world." Walt pulls her body against his, softly but firmly--like the beautiful soul that she is. She is starting to feel it now; starting to feel the little shivers that she knows will soon turn into the rippling waves of ecstacy that she so longs for. "I want you to kiss me softly," says Walt. She slowly brings her lips toward his. For the briefest moment they feel the heat of each others breath on their lips. For the tinest of moments, she gently presses her lips against his, then pulls back--just enough so they can see the "I want you" look in each others eyes. "Oooooooooooooooooh", she purrs, as Walt's hands glide down her back to caress her beautiful..............................." (Now THAT is how ya' start some porn!!!) And yes, in case your wondering, I really DO think like that. Walt _____________________________ Damned skippy, dood! I 'bout popped a chubby, readin' that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #70 December 28, 2005 No one can break the ice quite like you!! That's great.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #71 December 28, 2005 QuoteOkay, now that I'm done puking, I can admit that's rather sweet. It probably helps build RhondaLea's case for that restraining order, but it's sweet nonetheless. He was driven to it. I was supposed to call him last night, but I was too busy applying for the restraining order. rl P.S. Sorry Walt, I fell asleep...dreaming of guys in furry sweaters, of course. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #72 December 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteJust so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. I don't powder my privates. Yeah, well, what you're getting is a spanking. rl That is good enough for me! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #73 December 28, 2005 Holy shit Walt, do you really read those smut books that chicks buy?? Did you copy that? If not, nice descriptive writing although a tad bit on the femmi side. You are still a Pagon God in my book. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
