waltappel 1 #26 December 27, 2005 QuoteI was really young at the time and I was experimenting. I thought, the girl in my life, at the time, would like it. I've never heard anyone laugh so hard in my life. Chuck Ouch!!!! Funny now, but ouch!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWalt! I think, you're bein' propositioned! Chuck Proposition?!! No way. More like the ultimate tease! But that's ok. Being teased by dz.com chicks makes me feel quite lucky compared to most guys.Walt ______________________________________ When you got it... flaunt it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI was really young at the time and I was experimenting. I thought, the girl in my life, at the time, would like it. I've never heard anyone laugh so hard in my life. Chuck Ouch!!!! Funny now, but ouch!!! ________________________________________ Ouch, is right! Looked like a grub worm wearin' a turtleneck! The worst part was when I put the after-shave on! I'da won a gold medal for break-dancin'! Chuck Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 December 27, 2005 I've been sitting here at work picturing the whole scenario and trying not to laugh, but I just about choked when I read that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #30 December 27, 2005 QuoteOuch, is right! Looked like a grub worm wearin' a turtleneck! The worst part was when I put the after-shave on! I'da won a gold medal for break-dancin'! Chuck Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteOuch, is right! Looked like a grub worm wearin' a turtleneck! The worst part was when I put the after-shave on! I'da won a gold medal for break-dancin'! Chuck __________________________________________ It's funny now, at the time, I was in agony! The dumb-ass things we do to 'attract' women! I felt much better, after it all grew back. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 December 27, 2005 QuoteI've been sitting here at work picturing the whole scenario and trying not to laugh, but I just about choked when I read that! Walt ____________________________________ I wasn't laughin' at the time! I had to pick her up in about 20-minutes. The damned stingin' wouldn't quit! I think, it was Old Spice. To top it off, it was July and hot out and I started sweatin' 'down there'. I was in misery! Thank God, she had to get-up early the next morning. I got my ass back to the house and soaked in a cold tub of water. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 December 27, 2005 I promise, you'll have a grrrrreat time! Ooooh Rhonda!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #34 December 27, 2005 I don't have access to any moobs myself... but I always like posting pictures of boobies when I get the chance... Here's a nice well composed picture of a pair of boobies... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #35 December 27, 2005 QuoteI don't have access to any moobs myself... but I always like posting pictures of boobies when I get the chance... Here's a nice well composed picture of a pair of boobies... These boobs are bigger than yours.... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjchis 0 #36 December 27, 2005 QuoteHere's a nice well composed picture of a pair of boobies... Blue-footed boobies from the Galapagos islands! (Been there, done that.) You get points for creativity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #37 December 27, 2005 QuoteI wasn't laughin' at the time! I had to pick her up in about 20-minutes. The damned stingin' wouldn't quit! I think, it was Old Spice. To top it off, it was July and hot out and I started sweatin' 'down there'. I was in misery! Thank God, she had to get-up early the next morning. I got my ass back to the house and soaked in a cold tub of water. I'm almost crying here from laughter. Why oh why would you put aftershave down there? I mean....seriously...a woman going to play in that region really doesn't want a mouthful of aftershave. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wasn't laughin' at the time! I had to pick her up in about 20-minutes. The damned stingin' wouldn't quit! I think, it was Old Spice. To top it off, it was July and hot out and I started sweatin' 'down there'. I was in misery! Thank God, she had to get-up early the next morning. I got my ass back to the house and soaked in a cold tub of water. I'm almost crying here from laughter. Why oh why would you put aftershave down there? I mean....seriously...a woman going to play in that region really doesn't want a mouthful of aftershave. ______________________________________ Heck, I was about 18 - 19 yrs. old and wasn't expecting a whole lot of 'action' that evening. I was in a fairly good mood, about the date and all. I figured, the after-shave would be good for the nicks and cuts. I still, get a cold chill, every time I see a bottle of Old Spice! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 December 27, 2005 That is SOOOOOOOOOOO bad! The closest I have come is the time I but Desenex cream down there in an attempt to get rid of jock itch. It was kind of like Napalm--burns like you wouldn't believe and sticks like glue. Bad move. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #40 December 27, 2005 When I was a teenager and experimenting with new things to jerk off with I learned the hard way not to use my sisters shave gel in the shower. Possibly one of the most scarring "sexual" experiences of my young life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #41 December 27, 2005 QuoteThat is SOOOOOOOOOOO bad! The closest I have come is the time I but Desenex cream down there in an attempt to get rid of jock itch. It was kind of like Napalm--burns like you wouldn't believe and sticks like glue. Bad move. Walt __________________________________________ Oh, good lord! I learned my lesson, with the Old Spice. Desenex?! Dayum! Getcha some Gold Bond powder for that. Or, Baby powder. Ya' know, Walt, I'd laugh my ass off over that but I'm pretty guilty, myself. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #42 December 27, 2005 QuoteWhen I was a teenager and experimenting with new things to jerk off with I learned the hard way not to use my sisters shave gel in the shower. Possibly one of the most scarring "sexual" experiences of my young life. _______________________________________ After you 'squirt', there's a slight bit of suction and some of that stuff goes right-up your weiner! Just taking a shower and latheri'-up real good in that area you still get a bit of stinging in there. I know what you're saying, though! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #43 December 27, 2005 I never even got to the point of 'squirting'! I lathered up and started at it and just a few seconds in it starting stinging like hell! It stung so bad i couldn't even think about continuing. I tried to wash it off, but it was too late, it had gotten in. And it continued to sting for an hour or so after that. It's what i would assume an unlubed catheter might feel like. Not to mention the embarassment of a young teenager. Did I cause damage? Should I tell my dad? Am I ever going to be normal again?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #44 December 27, 2005 QuoteOh, good lord! I learned my lesson, with the Old Spice. Desenex?! Dayum! Getcha some Gold Bond powder for that. Or, Baby powder. Ya' know, Walt, I'd laugh my ass off over that but I'm pretty guilty, myself. Just so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Just so you know. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #45 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, good lord! I learned my lesson, with the Old Spice. Desenex?! Dayum! Getcha some Gold Bond powder for that. Or, Baby powder. Ya' know, Walt, I'd laugh my ass off over that but I'm pretty guilty, myself. Just so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Just so you know. rl I don't powder my privates. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #46 December 27, 2005 QuoteI never even got to the point of 'squirting'! I lathered up and started at it and just a few seconds in it starting stinging like hell! It stung so bad i couldn't even think about continuing. I tried to wash it off, but it was too late, it had gotten in. And it continued to sting for an hour or so after that. It's what i would assume an unlubed catheter might feel like. Not to mention the embarassment of a young teenager. Did I cause damage? Should I tell my dad? Am I ever going to be normal again?? ____________________________________ Well, you see, the end result... posting on dz.com! I was a kid, the first time I got soap in my weiner. I was scared to death. I didn't know, like you if, the sumbitch was gonna fall-off or what. I decided, to keep my mouth shut and tough it out for a couple days. If, it still stung and burned, I was telling my dad. 'Bout that time, I had to pee! I started sweatin' like a whore in church. I settled down and decided to go ahead and try. After just a little bit, the sting was gone and things were workin' fairly good. As the day progressed and I had to go again, I realized that everything was gonna be o.k. Saved me from an embarrassing talk with my dad. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, good lord! I learned my lesson, with the Old Spice. Desenex?! Dayum! Getcha some Gold Bond powder for that. Or, Baby powder. Ya' know, Walt, I'd laugh my ass off over that but I'm pretty guilty, myself. Just so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Just so you know. rl _____________________________________ I can understand that! If, you did, somebody'd think, you'd been eatin' sugar donuts or worse! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #48 December 27, 2005 QuoteJust so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Funny, my ex-wife said the opposite.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #49 December 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteJust so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Funny, my ex-wife said the opposite.... I can understand why you didn't stay married to a woman with a taste for talc. And, btw, how did this boobie thread turn into a weiner thread? Just wondering. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #50 December 27, 2005 QuoteAnd, btw, how did this boobie thread turn into a weiner thread? Just wondering. Because we were tricked! It never really was about boobies! When a man thinks about boobies, inevitably his next thought in some way involves his 'weiner.' Take away the boobies, and what's left to talk about?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
