pincheck 0 #26 December 30, 2005 why do Uk house builders build garages that are to small to open the bloody doors on eitherside meaning you either park close to one wall or you climb out the window thats why Uk garages are full of junk Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #27 December 30, 2005 How do they rate bulletproof vests when the only way to test them is to get shot?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #28 December 30, 2005 How do they individually test rectal thermometers?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #29 December 30, 2005 QuoteAnd the referee steps in to take a point off for a low blow. Hey...if the sheepskin shoe fits! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #30 December 30, 2005 Quotewhy do Uk house builders build garages that are to small to open the bloody doors on eitherside I'm sorry to tell you that the UK house builders don't have the market on this issue. I used to live in a $100,000 house with a "2 car garage." There was a huge pole right in the middle of the garage. To avoid beating the hell out of your car door, you tried to park further away from it, but ended up hitting a wall instead. And I owned a tiny Mustang convertible at the time. When we bought a truck, we just gave up. The doorway wasn't high enough because of the angle of the driveway, to not possibly hit the top of your truck as you went over the edging of the doorway...and then it was a 4-door truck, so you had MORE doors to beat the hell out of. Needless to say, the garage is now a storage place and all the vehicles are out in the weather. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #31 December 30, 2005 QuoteWe all know wool itches...why don't sheep scratch? & why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If you put a sheep in a dryer will it come out with a fro? Now where is Clay the sheepboy when you need good sheep answers? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #32 December 30, 2005 I dont think you guys are the only ones who use your garage for storage... As put by yet another great "Why?" Why do we put worthless junk in the safety of the garage, and leave expensive vehicles outside? of course... you hit the main answer to that one already thou... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #33 December 30, 2005 "Why can't a large group of skydivers bring LM to better solution to removing a raccoon from a chimney other than to smoke him out?" One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 December 30, 2005 Quote"One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come...." I'm sure that the owner of said chimney hopes it does [B]NOT remain unanswered for years to come! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #35 December 30, 2005 true, but I bet some will think twice if they ever find themselves in a similar situation... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #36 December 30, 2005 What do French people call french toast, french fries, french kisses...toast, fries, kisses...?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #37 December 30, 2005 QuoteI'm sorry to tell you that the UK house builders don't have the market on this issue. I used to live in a $100,000 house with a "2 car garage." There was a huge pole right in the middle of the garage. To avoid beating the hell out of your car door, you tried to park further away from it, but ended up hitting a wall instead. And I owned a tiny Mustang convertible at the time. When we bought a truck, we just gave up. The doorway wasn't high enough because of the angle of the driveway, to not possibly hit the top of your truck as you went over the edging of the doorway...and then it was a 4-door truck, so you had MORE doors to beat the hell out of. Needless to say, the garage is now a storage place and all the vehicles are out in the weather. My Honda car & motorcycle both fit on my side of the garage.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #38 December 30, 2005 Quotetrue, but I bet some will think twice if they ever find themselves in a similar situation... Sad but undoubtedly true.....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #39 December 30, 2005 Did we not JUST have a conversation about your needing to get a life? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #40 December 30, 2005 jeesh I asked them, but I listened to the pest people....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #41 December 30, 2005 QuoteMy Honda car & motorcycle both fit on my side of the garage. Shall we see where ELSE they might fit? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #42 December 30, 2005 I could be wrong, but aren't pest people trained to know how to do that sort of stuff? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #43 December 30, 2005 yea but I didnt exactly have up to 200 bucks growing on the tree in the back yard...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #44 December 30, 2005 QuoteShall we see where ELSE they might fit? It's more fun to try & see what will fit IN the car. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #45 December 30, 2005 Quoteyea but I didnt exactly have up to 200 bucks growing on the tree in the back yard... True...true...if you did, you'd be jumping out of perfectly good airplanes, right? I need to go back and read the rest of that thread. I think I must've missed something.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #46 December 30, 2005 Nah...I like my idea MUCH better. "Shove them where the sun don't shine..."Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #47 December 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Needless to say, the garage is now a storage place and all the vehicles are out in the weather. Pretty much what we do here too. When my wife and I bought this house, it had a nice two car garage that we could park both our Tundra truck and Mazda car in reasonably comfortably, even with the pole in the middle. I wrapped the pole with a sheet of rubber foam so I didn't have to worry about dinging the door on the pole. However, one of our cats shredded the foam with his claws. The garage ended up filling up with junk and we didn't have any room at all for a while, until I did a major spring cleaning in there and finally had room to put our MR2 Spyder in there, then we traded that in for a Pontiac Vibe and it's been sitting in the driveway most of the time. I can get any of our cars into that one available space in the garage, but it's just easier to park on the driveway. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #48 December 30, 2005 Quote"Why can't a large group of skydivers bring LM to better solution to removing a raccoon from a chimney other than to smoke him out?" One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come... Google, "potato gun/cannon". Replace the words pvc pipe with chimney.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #49 December 30, 2005 QuoteQuote"Why can't a large group of skydivers bring LM to better solution to removing a raccoon from a chimney other than to smoke him out?" One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come... Google, "potato gun/cannon". Replace the words pvc pipe with chimney. Ain't that what I suggested in that thread?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #50 December 30, 2005 QuoteAin't that what I suggested in that thread?? Oh...sorry I didn't see the original thread. But great minds think alike!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sickandtwisted 0 #48 December 30, 2005 Quote"Why can't a large group of skydivers bring LM to better solution to removing a raccoon from a chimney other than to smoke him out?" One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come... Google, "potato gun/cannon". Replace the words pvc pipe with chimney.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #49 December 30, 2005 QuoteQuote"Why can't a large group of skydivers bring LM to better solution to removing a raccoon from a chimney other than to smoke him out?" One that will probably remain unanswered for years to come... Google, "potato gun/cannon". Replace the words pvc pipe with chimney. Ain't that what I suggested in that thread?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #50 December 30, 2005 QuoteAin't that what I suggested in that thread?? Oh...sorry I didn't see the original thread. But great minds think alike!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
