2005 dz.com eloy boogie..........Burke'd or Betsy'd

[greybeard 0]

Getting Burke'd is one thing..... you got caught doing something unsafe.

Getting 'Betsy'd' or 'BB'd', you are just caught being stupid.

Ask Betsy a really dumb question, like "will you pack for me", or, "can you delay the next plane while I pack", or, "I had a bad spot, can I get my jump ticket refunded", ..........

She'll just smile that little 'pixxie smile' and show you her dog tag.

You've been "BB'd".


Have fun!

[bbarnhouse 0]

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You've been "BB'd".

Bwahhhhhhhhh!! No you've been "pixied" LMAO
Thanks so much for the gift...it has generated a lot of laughter from folks.
How about ..."Hold my beer and watch this!" Just asking for the tag! The red card has come in handy as well

[rasmack 0]

Hey! No inside jokes

Whaddareyoutalkingabout? Arethereanypictures?

Happy new year!

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Oh I got Betsy'd a couple of years ago. She was right, I was wrong ...

I'm missing the Eloy Holiday Boogie this year.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[greybeard 0]

Damn if I didn't get "pixxied" my own self this afternoon. You might've thought I'd see it coming, but noooooooo.......'stupid is as stupid does'.

The best thing is, I LIKED IT!

(hint), Turn around Bets, I'm puckered up!


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[Frenchy68 0]

Into some, Pixie may instil the fear of God on the ground. But in the air, I instill the fear of God into Pixie!
Bwahahahahaha!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Think highly of yourself do ya? Jeesh, men

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[MikeForsythe 0]

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But in the air, I instill the fear of God into Pixie!

ROTFLMAO.....Not a chance in hell!

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[greybeard 0]

I don't know you, but I'm too scared to ever jump with you.

Where did this fear of god come from? Your little voices may be telling you things that are not apparent to most everyone else. Please relax, try decaf.

I'm not agnostic, I'm antagonistic.

[Frenchy68 0]

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I don't know you, but I'm too scared to ever jump with you.

You're a wise man.

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Where did this fear of god come from? Your little voices may be telling you things that are not apparent to most everyone else. Please relax, try decaf.

Fear of God was due to my skygod given abilities.
As for the decaf suggestion, it may actually be quite a brilliant idea. I'll try it. And chase it with a Prozac and a bottle of vodka.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[azureriders 0]

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Fear of God was due to my skygod given abilities

Hmmm lets read Bryan Burkes deffinition of SkyGod

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Skygod. ---------, in drop zone use skygod is a derogatory term for a skydiver whose ego has grown faster than his skydiving ability.

I think you may have just pixied yourself

[Frenchy68 0]

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Fear of God was due to my skygod given abilities

Hmmm lets read Bryan Burkes deffinition of SkyGod

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Skygod. ---------, in drop zone use skygod is a derogatory term for a skydiver whose ego has grown faster than his skydiving ability.

I think you may have just pixied yourself

Thanks for clarifying the term for me. I must have been in the wrong all this time, thinking people saw me as the next coming of Skylord!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."