waltappel 1 #1 January 1, 2006 ...and I had to piss really bad. Not being one of the more profound thinkers of the world, I thought, "Shit, I've gotta piss!!!" Then it occurred to me that if I said, "Piss, I've gotta shit!!!", it wouldn't sound right. I'm not sure whether that is an example of the yin and yang that holds the universe in a state of equillibrium or whether it is a case of life being truly unfair, but this is probably the most profound thought I've ever had in my life. Do I get a PhD for that? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 January 1, 2006 You are a strange little man Walt.... correction, you are a strange little OLD man Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 1, 2006 QuoteYou are a strange little man Walt.... correction, you are a strange little OLD man Time to change your sig line, young lady! lisamariewillbe, "master of the obvious" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #4 January 1, 2006 QuoteDo I get a PhD for that? The PhD comes when you simply look for a quick spot to pull over and take a piss near, like a broken down car or group of trees. Otherwise, you're some sort of undergraduate. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 January 1, 2006 I wanted to remind you.... I hear the memory is the first to go... Billy hasnt heard that but well you know ... hes deaf P.S. Love you BillySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo I get a PhD for that? The PhD comes when you simply look for a quick spot to pull over and take a piss near, like a broken down car or group of trees. Otherwise, you're some sort of undergraduate. I pulled into a store and used the restroom. That places me squarely in the amateur division. Damn!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 January 1, 2006 QuoteI wanted to remind you.... I hear the memory is the first to go... Billy hasnt heard that but well you know ... hes deaf Har har dee har har... Happy new year my fellow miscreants! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 January 1, 2006 Quote I pulled into a store and used the restroom. That places me squarely in the amateur division. Damn!!! Walt What would you do if you were stuck in your car in a blizzard with white-out conditions and you had to pee soo bad? That happened to me once. I was driving home from Rochester, NY to Alabama for Christmas in the late 1980's, and ran smack dab into a blizzard between Cleveland and Columbus, Ohio. Traffic eventually slowed to a stop and didn't move for 3 hours. About half way through that wait I had to go real bad, but wasn't going to get out in 20 degree cold with 30 mph winds and snow blowing horizontally! I waited about as long as I could, then scrambled for a solution... Found an empty 20 oz coke bottle, took little Billy out and started filling the bottle up. Hmm... Coke comes out looking like Mountain Dew. Anyway the bottle was getting full and I felt no signs of tapering off, so with some great effort I managed to halt the stream, zip my jeans back up, open the door, pour piss out, shut the door, unzip pants again, and restart pissing. I'd just about filled the bottle again when I was through. Phew... Thank God I didn't have to shit instead! Edited to add: Hey! This was my 800th post of December 2005! How's that for post-whoring? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #9 January 1, 2006 QuoteI pulled into a store and used the restroom. That places me squarely in the amateur division. I agree. In that restroom, you risked the possibility of picking up a disease or being solicited by hookers. Stopping off at a random spot on the road would've been much safer. Happy Bday, btw. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 1, 2006 As the song goes, Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 1, 2006 QuoteI wanted to remind you.... I hear the memory is the first to go... Billy hasnt heard that but well you know ... hes deaf P.S. Love you Billy Actually, the piss was the first thing to go.... ...at least I think it was. Now I'm not sure. What were we talking about? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #12 January 1, 2006 QuoteThank God I didn't have to shit instead! Man, that is hilarious. This is why you should always carry an empty KFC bucket in the back of your car. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 January 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank God I didn't have to shit instead! Man, that is hilarious. This is why you should always carry an empty KFC bucket in the back of your car. Spoken like a true professional (or PhD)!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #14 January 1, 2006 I have gone out in it... with my profession, I have seen all types of weather conditions, and facilities are either none-existent, or something you dont want to untilize. Just face away from the wind, and pray you finish quick... the warmth of your pants never felt so good! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 January 1, 2006 Even more profound :( i think like you )Two brothers were walking through the 'hood:Bro 1: Shit Dog !Bro 2: What ? What's wrong ?Bro 1: Dog Shit ! (he stepped in dog shit)Shit dogDog shitvery profound Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #16 January 1, 2006 you've just got to love the educational side of the site Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 January 1, 2006 Quote Even more profound :( i think like you ) Two brothers were walking through the 'hood: Bro 1: Shit Dog ! Bro 2: What ? What's wrong ? Bro 1: Dog Shit ! (he stepped in dog shit) Shit dog Dog shit very profound I bow to you. That is far more profound than any though I have ever had or ever will have. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
