hobbes4star 0 #126 December 29, 2005 acutally you could go get some firewood and start a big fire and cook it up. just a ideaif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #127 December 29, 2005 Quotebut seems to be completley dead This is horrible! You should have called animal control. They would have removed him and let him go? If not at least he would have died by lethal injection and not smoke inhalation or being burned to death. Poor little guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #128 December 29, 2005 QuoteQuotebut seems to be completley dead This is horrible! You should have called animal control. They would have removed him and let him go? If not at least he would have died by lethal injection and not smoke inhalation or being burned to death. She did call animal control. They sent her to a pest control company. QuotePoor little guy! Yeah, that too. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #129 December 29, 2005 WHERE IS CLAY????? when you need a killer you never can find one get the neighbor to come over .. you are in the south ya now call a cop and when he arrives look all female sweet ,inocent ..you know how ask him real sweet ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #130 December 30, 2005 QuoteShe did call animal control. They sent her to a pest control company. Oh, I didn't catch that. Hmm...ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoneycase 0 #131 December 30, 2005 QuoteSince I havent got the video uploaded yet, Ill go into the events.... the first three attempts with just wrapping paper ,did not work... did not create enough heat, smoke nor for a decent amount of time, and the animal mocked me after the attempts with some scratching and noise making.... so I grab a vans shoe box and load it with paper, and plastic .... camera in one hand lighter in the other I go into action.... flames are huge and theres the smell of horrific burning plastic.... just as I am thinking I failed again I hear a loud thud, and I scream.... fucker fell from somewhere but not through the flew... then the fires somewhat out of control and I try blowing it out but its just not working....I get some water, it puts half the fire out, I hear another thud, even bigger this time.... yet no evidence of a animal .... fire is really smoking now so I get more water.... but I make sure I set the camera up while im getting the water... got the fire out.... huge mess in the fireplace... animal is now blocking the flew on the cross bar thingy I think because the smoke started to get into the house thats what I get for listening to dz.commers.... HAHA! i've been waiting patiently to see what would happen, LOL, absolutely worth the wait. i don't know about anyone else but this is f***ing hilarious. thanks lisamarie you just brought a little sunshine to my day. i have no idea what you should at this point, but if you've still got that aerosol can you could always put it in another shoebox, fill it full of paper, and light it. the can should blow if(its get hot enough) and add a fun twist to the whole situation.Does whisky count as beer? - Homer There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #132 December 30, 2005 QuoteDon't try to pull him out, though, if you're not absolutely sure he's dead. ... You don't want to fuck with a live raccoon, especially if it's not feeling well. It's always a good story that includes advice like this. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #133 December 30, 2005 this has been the best laugh i have had all week. lisamarie I will be tipping a beer to you tonight thank you for the laughif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #134 December 30, 2005 QuoteYou should have called animal control Did that, since he was in essence in my house it became a pest issue and not their thing... and depending on the type of animal and how hard it was to capture it could cost up to 200 bucks... Quotedied by lethal injection and not smoke inhalation or being burned to death this is middle GA, they would have either smashed his head or break his neck, and whats the difference between lethal injection and the gas chamber, jeesh, if you think the death penalty for the huge thing was okay it should matter in which manner he died as long as it was quick, and I think with the added plastic, that he went quick QuotePoor little guy! I agree, but Id rather have a dead animal STILL stuck in my chimney, then a live animal running around my house .... I would not have smoked him out if I had not been advised to by the pest control, there were two things that could have happened, he could have escaped the way he got in or he would die...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #135 December 30, 2005 QuoteAh... thats where my lack of South Park knowledge shows .... I'm boycotting that show since they paint Canadians in such a negative light. Thanks Remster! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #136 December 30, 2005 holy salmon shit, I jsut realized all these pages and posts and not once did it turn sexual.... Im so proud of you guys...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #137 December 30, 2005 I didn't catch the fact that you had called pest control. Sorry about that. I'm just a big fan of animals, especially racoons. I used to have a whole family come to my glass door and I'd feed them almost every night. They're so cute. I personally would have just left him in there and if he ended up in my house I would have kicked him out using a broom but that's me. Oh well. I think pest control gave you bad advice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #138 December 30, 2005 Quoteholy salmon shit, I jsut realized all these pages and posts and not once did it turn sexual.... Im so proud of you guys... If it was a beaver in there it might have. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #139 December 30, 2005 I love animals as well but I also love my children and choose to not risk them living with a wild animal that could possibly have rabies.... plus I needed to eat tonight and I heard wild animals taste like beaver.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #140 December 30, 2005 Quoteholy salmon shit, I jsut realized all these pages and posts and not once did it turn sexual.... Im so proud of you guys... well, now that the critter is dead... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #141 December 30, 2005 Great job Lisa , You should feel proud you solved this problem. Close the flu and call it a night. Stay tuned tomorrow for another fun thread titled "Racoon removal".It's a happy ending people. Now one last thing, get a screen for the chimney when this is over.Don't let anyone get ya down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #142 December 30, 2005 Cajun, plastic smoked, beaver... good stuff.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #143 December 30, 2005 If you had just left the flew closed no one would be at risk of rabies. You would just have to deal with the noise every so often. We just would have done things differently I guess. So, where's the video? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #144 December 30, 2005 It.s sounding like you might hafta cut him up to get him out !! Got a good filet knife ?? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #145 December 30, 2005 ouch that just reminded me of "my hampster removal" when my kids hampster died... Dead animal in the cage CHECK Walmart bag wrapped aound hand CHECK cardboard wedge tool CHECK turn animal upside down to manuaver out of the cage start to flip him back over eyes open from rotation I scream throw animal into the air hits the ceiling then plops on the floor Please let tomorrow be easier and no I cant get the flew closedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #146 December 30, 2005 hey what about the popsicle sticksif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #147 December 30, 2005 QuoteIt.s sounding like you might hafta cut him up to get him out !! Got a good filet knife ?? uhhhh no, but if you care to stop by before heading to the boogie, I will gladly allow you to dispose of the animal ... I just hope he is dead... dont want to have to find out he is alive and out for vengenceSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #148 December 30, 2005 Quote.... plus I needed to eat tonight and I heard wild animals taste like beaver.... Beaver goes well with champagne. Plus it tickles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #149 December 30, 2005 QuotePlus it tickles. counter-clockwise Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #150 December 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt.s sounding like you might hafta cut him up to get him out !! Got a good filet knife ?? uhhhh no, but if you care to stop by before heading to the boogie, I will gladly allow you to dispose of the animal ... I just hope he is dead... dont want to have to find out he is alive and out for vengence Ok.. But it will cost 200 bucks !!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
