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So, as the date approaches when my new rig should arrive, I'm starting to dream these wicked dreams...

the other night, I dreamt the rig arrived, but instead of looking all nice and blue, the way it should, it was this soft, pillowy corduroy nastiness, an ugly tan camouflage faded color. Just hideous.

not only that, the main wasn't a pretty blue and white fusion 210, but this nasty motley collection of mismatched cells, about 400 square feet in size. just awful.

i awoke in a fright, sweating, and in need of a :D.

alas, I had to settle for some grape kool aid.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Relax, your rig will be just the way you ordered it. I'm sure you will enjoy it..... that is if it doesn't get lost in the mail! :D






Sorry, just trying to give you some inspiration for a new nightmare tonight. :ph34r:


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well, not to confirm your fears or anything....buuuuut, my wife had to send her rig back twice to be refitted. but, she is very very small, so it was very very custom rig. hell, even the cut-a-way handels are a custom size. :)


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the other night, I dreamt the rig arrived, but instead of looking all nice and blue, the way it should, it was this soft, pillowy corduroy nastiness, an ugly tan camouflage faded color. Just hideous.

not only that, the main wasn't a pretty blue and white fusion 210, but this nasty motley collection of mismatched cells, about 400 square feet in size. just awful.



If the corduroy tan rig with the 400 sqft main you described DOES arrive, send it to me, it sounds pretty schweet!

:P

Elvisio "I've seen worse on the plane" Rodriguez

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uhhhh how am I supposed to respond to that... jeesh I was trying to be sneaky.... you ALMOST foiled my plan



almost nothin, I foiled your plan before you even hatched it in your feeble little head, my pretty.

you just be careful or i'll come steal your power tools.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Okay Ill trade all my power tools for your rig lmao, only thing is , Id get to jump the rig, but your wife wouldnt let you use the power tools MUAHHHAhahahaa

love you sinker...



who says the power tools are for her and not for my tryst w/ suds? >:(

I miss Lee.
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And Chris. And...

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Your gona get a old Canadian student rig with a 288 Manta.....:|

hope you like belly band P/C ;)



actually, that's exactly what I ordered! How'd you know? That's some bitchin kit, n'est-ce pas?

I miss Lee.
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And Chris. And...

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I can fully relate to your fears.

A little while ago I ordered a brand new top of the range latest model rig .
This rig was gonna be the newest hottest thing I'd ever owned.

When it was due the dealer started making the weakest excuses why it hadn't turned up yet. After several more weeks of 'it's in the mail' Ii started thinking about taking a little flight to face the guy. My fear was that he and his mates were happily jumping my brand new rig and that they were having too much fun to let me have it yet.

The canopy was the first of it's type in the country and I was gonna be majorly pissed if it had the slightest sign of wear when it finally arrived.

It did arrive 2months late after being told it'd only take 2 weeks cause of ordering stock items.

I checked every stitch and decided that i was just lied to not openly decieved as such.
They still lied about the delivery date though so no go thru him againo.


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So, as the date approaches when my new rig should arrive, I'm starting to dream these wicked dreams...

the other night, I dreamt the rig arrived, but instead of looking all nice and blue, the way it should, it was this soft, pillowy corduroy nastiness, an ugly tan camouflage faded color. Just hideous.




Sounds like some of the tandem rigs at Sebastian! :P LOL!


-Jeffrey
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here let me fix this for you

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... there are "other" stipulations in this bargain... PM SENT




lmao


btw your to fat for suds, hell everyone is... when we went to breakfest he only let me have half a cup of water and a packet of sweet and low
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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here let me fix this for you

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... there are "other" stipulations in this bargain... PM SENT




lmao


btw your to fat for suds, hell everyone is... when we went to breakfest he only let me have half a cup of water and a packet of sweet and low



first... you think I'm going to PM you and tell you the stipulations? I don't think so...

second, suds is only picky about any fat on chicks... he likes his men a little plump. makes him feel better about himself.

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And Chris. And...

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cant pop the stipulations on me last minute my friend

lmao

did he tell you about the bookstore?



one of the stipulations does not involve the color green. or yellow.

he did not tell me about the bookstore. do tell.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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