boinky 0 #1 January 5, 2006 *Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. *Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" *Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. *Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. *When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. *When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops." *Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" *After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. *Fill your car with beer bottles. *The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. *Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test. *In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. *Swear at everybody on the road. *When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light. *Beep your horn at everything. *Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 5, 2006 Up really late tonight aren't ya? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 January 5, 2006 No...this is early for me still....and YOU would be up at this time of the morning, why? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 January 5, 2006 Ok, you're a Texas citizen now, which means you're in the central time zone, and it's 2:30 AM here. And it's your morning, NOT you're late night??? What the heck do you do for a living? And how are we supposed to initiate you if you don't sleep at night?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 5, 2006 QuoteNo...this is early for me still....and YOU would be up at this time of the morning, why? I've become a night owl lately... Also been playing Texas Hold 'Em on Poker Stars some too. Ever play on there?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 January 5, 2006 QuoteOk, you're a Texas citizen now, which means you're in the central time zone, and it's 2:30 AM here. Why yes...yes it is! QuoteAnd it's your morning, NOT you're late night??? Ummm...if it's after midnight, isn't it considered morning? QuoteWhat the heck do you do for a living? Wait on line to stalk my boyfriend! QuoteAnd how are we supposed to initiate you if you don't sleep at night?? If you ask Mike..I NEVER sleep! You're gonna' have to be MIGHTY sneaky to get ME!!!! Sleep is HIGHLY overrated!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 January 5, 2006 Ah hah, I see. It's not your morning, you're still up. I misinterpreted. My apologies, as I'm fueled by adrenaline, whiskey, and a vicarious sense of accomplishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 January 5, 2006 QuoteAlso been playing Texas Hold 'Em on Poker Stars some too Yuppers. The skydivers play on Thursday nights on a Skydive Radio tourney there. I usually play, but haven't had the chance since I left for Georgia...and came back. But I also play the .01/.02 tables to break the monotony here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #9 January 5, 2006 So what did you accomplish? You haven't snuck up on me yet! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 January 5, 2006 No, No, I didn't accomplish anything. My accomplishment came vicariously through the Longhorn's win in the Rose Bowl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 January 5, 2006 QuoteSo what did you accomplish? You haven't snuck up on me yet! Maybe I will and maybe I won't. Hell, I don't even know where you live. But some one will. Sooner or later. And when it's all over, you'll thank them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #12 January 5, 2006 QuoteMaybe I will and maybe I won't. Hell, I don't even know where you live. Bryan, TX (Proudly) QuoteBut some one will. Sooner or later. And when it's all over, you'll thank them. Shouldn't you say, "Be scared....be very, very scared."? I can very easily see being scared...but thanking them, somehow, I think not! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
