Who would win in a bareknuckle fight, no weapons allowed?

[unformed 0]

Discuss.







My opinion:
The pirate, 'cuz ninjas follow rules. The pirate will just use his gun.

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[McDuck 0]

Ninjas ARE weapons.

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[AlexCrowley 0]

ninjas do not follow rules. Bad ninjas follow rules.

Pirates get drunk.

Ninjas sneak in and kill drunk pirates silently.

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[McDuck 0]

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ninjas do not follow rules. Bad ninjas follow rules.

Pirates get drunk.

Ninjas sneak in and kill drunk pirates silently.

Precisely. Plus, ninjas use cool smoke bombs and can almost fly. It's genetics.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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[AlexCrowley 0]

I'm going to devote my life to being a ninja.

Starting now.


[sneaks out of office and tries to kill sr developer.]

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[cocheese 0]

Girlfalldown would kick both of their asses.

[DoTheDrew 0]

Ok... ninjas are okay dudes and all... But some one needs to stick up for the pirate here. I'd like to see a drunk ninja almost fly. Its a proven fact that pirates do everything better drunk. Its in the genes. Could you imagine a ninja trying to do one of those fancy spin kicks after a fifth of rum? No way he'd end up on the ground with a bumped head in a pool of vomit....

[AlexCrowley 0]

I'm sorry, the japanese contingent have voted for ninja, boosting the numbers up by 8.

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[Rebecca 0]

... but give a drunk pirate a sword, some booty & wenches to go after, and nothing stops him - not pain, nor loss of limb or eye, nor reason. The ninja would just get tired after a while...


(I know, I know, it said no weapons, but what's a pirate without his sword? A drunk with a peg leg and an annoying parrot)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[NlghtJumper 0]

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Could you imagine a ninja trying to do one of those fancy spin kicks after a fifth of rum?

Thou true, this is why Ninjas dont drink. They are constantly on alert, and dont do anything to chance their mental state and effect their alert level. Instead of going out and drinking with buddies, they go out back with other Ninjas and sparr to improve their skills...
The pirate on the other hand, thou is effective while drunk, will never be fast enought to defend against a ninja. They are like F**kning Chuck Norris. If they do the slow-mo spin kick, that pirate is going down for the count!

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[Rebecca 0]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.


Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.




Just a reminder.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[AlexCrowley 0]

F the spin kick.

The vibrating palm technique will kill them all.

Konichiwa pirate bitches. Today you die!

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[unformed 0]

na.. ... you see, a pirate's state is his way of life ... he doesn't need to improve cuz he is already bad ass ...

he only drinks to entertain himself since all the looting and asskicking just get boring cuz he's so badass


he needs to make himself slower just so others stand a chance. ..

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[AlexCrowley 0]

But a ninja IS.

You dont be a ninja. You are a badass motherfucking ninja at all times. Plus you're too cool to drink because you have lots of opium and hallucinogens to play with and drink will kill their high.

And lots of shiny blades.

shiny shiny shiny.

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[hobbes4star 0]

does the pirate have a hook for a hand??

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[McDuck 0]

In the words of my favorite ninja, "Pirates are ghey."

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[Slappie 9]

I thought no weapons? Ninja are weapons! Jeez what a lopsided poll this is.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[AlexCrowley 0]

they're not going to use them. They're just going to glint menacingly in slow motion as they fight.

And then, being ninja, they'll cheat and use them.

shiny shiny shiny shiny.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[hobbes4star 0]

true but if the pirate has a hook for a hand than he could inflict some serious damge to said ninja.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[AlexCrowley 0]

there is NO way that a pirate could ever lay hands on the ninja. unless the ninja was caught up in a friendly fire ninja fatality and was laying there dead.

Then MAYBE the pirate could kill him. but be too late.

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[Darius11 12]

I wish I were high right now.

This is a very entertaining thread.

Thanks Alex.


Oh yea thread hijack here.
Any one seen the Budweiser commercial where the guy pours a perfect beer and his friends are like wow how did you learn that. He says no big deal but then it shows him training like the martial arts movies.


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Chuck!

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[namgrunt 0]

my vote goes toooo
any PINK MAFIA SISTER

now they are tuff

step in front of a PMS chick while she is waiting in the manifest line and see how long you stand let alone some drunk pirate or nasty ninja

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[NlghtJumper 0]

But Ninjas dont step... they fly! And like spiderman, they can crawl walls and shit! They would never be in such close proximity of the Pink Mafia for them to react... Manifest would never know what hit them!

Ninjas are the shit! I say give the pirate his sword, and whatever else he wants to have. He would still be defensless against any Ninja! They are better than Jackie Chan at using weapons against their users!

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and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Girlfalldown would kick both of their asses.

You got that right. Then I'd use the pirates wooden leg to ass fuck the ninja til he cried.

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