mnealtx 0 #26 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuote Girlfalldown would kick both of their asses. You got that right. Then I'd use the pirates wooden leg to ass fuck the ninja til he cried. Still no new porn, hmm?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #27 January 4, 2006 Red Bull is Chuck Norris's Pee.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #28 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Girlfalldown would kick both of their asses. You got that right. Then I'd use the pirates wooden leg to ass fuck the ninja til he cried. Still no new porn, hmm?? Not yet but now you know what I like! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #29 January 4, 2006 You should have a quiet chat with JohnRich. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #30 January 4, 2006 Ok well lets take real (movie) pirates and ninjas. so Jackie Chan or Jet li versus say Johnny Depp in Pirates. My money is on Jet and Jackie. But Chuck Norris will kick all their asses. Its true.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamUK 3 #31 January 4, 2006 Chris the Ninja Pirate would win: see http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/quest.htm Okay.. weebl & bob is just too surreal for some, I know.... Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #32 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuote Girlfalldown would kick both of their asses. Now this is one thing I wouldn't doubt... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #33 January 4, 2006 LOL - I'll check if they have any "Anally Ravished Ninja" movies at the local CD shop before I come back...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #34 January 4, 2006 That was awesomely scientific. I think the evidence is indisputable. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #35 January 4, 2006 QuoteLOL - I'll check if they have any "Anally Ravished Ninja" movies at the local CD shop before I come back... Oh god no. I was kidding, seriously! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #36 January 4, 2006 So was I.... it's usually copies of a couple years-old US/Europorn...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hambone 0 #37 January 4, 2006 I would have to agree. though the addition of a pirate into the ninja would make for much better ass kicking lines, as ninjas don't generally jaw. at all...Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #38 January 4, 2006 Ninja turtle assfuck w/nunchucks ? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #39 January 4, 2006 The Ninjas wouldnt stand a chance. The Pirates are an extension of His Noodley Appendages.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #40 January 4, 2006 QuoteNinja turtle assfuck w/nunchucks ? Whoa! Where the hell did you find that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #41 January 4, 2006 If it exists....... no. If someone had a thought about it I can usually find it. If I want to. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #42 January 4, 2006 pssh... pirates have no style... a properly trained ninja would put one down in 5 seconds. They know where the pressure points are, specifically speaking - "death touches", which don't even need to be a hard hit..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #43 January 4, 2006 QuoteOk well lets take real (movie) pirates and ninjas. so Jackie Chan or Jet li versus say Johnny Depp in Pirates. My money is on Jet and Jackie. But Chuck Norris will kick all their asses. Its true. If Bruce Lee were still alive, he'd kick all their asses. Oh it's true... it's damn true!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #44 January 4, 2006 I just thought that I would point out that Pirates are ruthless bastards, and they rape pilage and murder for the most part. Ninjas on the other hand are precision, finely tuned, and skilled operators, with their hands, as well as weapons. So I say that if it were some big crowd of both that the pirates would get some kills but in the end there would be more ninjas standing. And yes Bruce would kill them all Mr. Vance either that or he and Chuck would definetly be the last 2 standing and probly not kill one another out of respect.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #45 January 5, 2006 QuoteOk... ninjas are okay dudes and all... But some one needs to stick up for the pirate here. You just stick up for pirates beecause you want an excuse to wear a dress in public. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #46 January 5, 2006 Hey pirates make pretty good dodge ball playersDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #47 January 5, 2006 QuoteHey pirates make pretty good dodge ball players I think it's because all that eye makeup is rather intimidating. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #48 January 5, 2006 QuoteI just thought that I would point out that Pirates are ruthless bastards, and they rape pilage and murder for the most part. Ninjas on the other hand are precision, finely tuned, and skilled operators, with their hands, as well as weapons. So I say that if it were some big crowd of both that the pirates would get some kills but in the end there would be more ninjas standing. And yes Bruce would kill them all Mr. Vance either that or he and Chuck would definetly be the last 2 standing and probly not kill one another out of respect.-Caress That was a long time ago. Now days pirates are a lot different. They work at Starbucks, park cars, sell computer software and even cut hair! Don't punish modern day pirates for what their evil ancestors did! Poor pirates. Most of them got laser eye surgery too so they don't have to wear eye patches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mjosparky 4 #49 January 5, 2006 As in any fight, the winner is usually the one that is "willing." SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,114 #50 January 5, 2006 >Don't punish modern day pirates for what their evil ancestors did! Poor pirates. Indeed. The sad lack of pirates is one of the leading causes of global warming. See attached. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
mnealtx 0 #33 January 4, 2006 LOL - I'll check if they have any "Anally Ravished Ninja" movies at the local CD shop before I come back...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #34 January 4, 2006 That was awesomely scientific. I think the evidence is indisputable. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #35 January 4, 2006 QuoteLOL - I'll check if they have any "Anally Ravished Ninja" movies at the local CD shop before I come back... Oh god no. I was kidding, seriously! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #36 January 4, 2006 So was I.... it's usually copies of a couple years-old US/Europorn...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #37 January 4, 2006 I would have to agree. though the addition of a pirate into the ninja would make for much better ass kicking lines, as ninjas don't generally jaw. at all...Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #38 January 4, 2006 Ninja turtle assfuck w/nunchucks ? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #39 January 4, 2006 The Ninjas wouldnt stand a chance. The Pirates are an extension of His Noodley Appendages.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #40 January 4, 2006 QuoteNinja turtle assfuck w/nunchucks ? Whoa! Where the hell did you find that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #41 January 4, 2006 If it exists....... no. If someone had a thought about it I can usually find it. If I want to. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #42 January 4, 2006 pssh... pirates have no style... a properly trained ninja would put one down in 5 seconds. They know where the pressure points are, specifically speaking - "death touches", which don't even need to be a hard hit..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #43 January 4, 2006 QuoteOk well lets take real (movie) pirates and ninjas. so Jackie Chan or Jet li versus say Johnny Depp in Pirates. My money is on Jet and Jackie. But Chuck Norris will kick all their asses. Its true. If Bruce Lee were still alive, he'd kick all their asses. Oh it's true... it's damn true!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #44 January 4, 2006 I just thought that I would point out that Pirates are ruthless bastards, and they rape pilage and murder for the most part. Ninjas on the other hand are precision, finely tuned, and skilled operators, with their hands, as well as weapons. So I say that if it were some big crowd of both that the pirates would get some kills but in the end there would be more ninjas standing. And yes Bruce would kill them all Mr. Vance either that or he and Chuck would definetly be the last 2 standing and probly not kill one another out of respect.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #45 January 5, 2006 QuoteOk... ninjas are okay dudes and all... But some one needs to stick up for the pirate here. You just stick up for pirates beecause you want an excuse to wear a dress in public. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 January 5, 2006 Hey pirates make pretty good dodge ball playersDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #47 January 5, 2006 QuoteHey pirates make pretty good dodge ball players I think it's because all that eye makeup is rather intimidating. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #48 January 5, 2006 QuoteI just thought that I would point out that Pirates are ruthless bastards, and they rape pilage and murder for the most part. Ninjas on the other hand are precision, finely tuned, and skilled operators, with their hands, as well as weapons. So I say that if it were some big crowd of both that the pirates would get some kills but in the end there would be more ninjas standing. And yes Bruce would kill them all Mr. Vance either that or he and Chuck would definetly be the last 2 standing and probly not kill one another out of respect.-Caress That was a long time ago. Now days pirates are a lot different. They work at Starbucks, park cars, sell computer software and even cut hair! Don't punish modern day pirates for what their evil ancestors did! Poor pirates. Most of them got laser eye surgery too so they don't have to wear eye patches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #49 January 5, 2006 As in any fight, the winner is usually the one that is "willing." SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,114 #50 January 5, 2006 >Don't punish modern day pirates for what their evil ancestors did! Poor pirates. Indeed. The sad lack of pirates is one of the leading causes of global warming. See attached. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
