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Men, here are your five secrets to a perfect relationship.

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1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.

2. Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and never lies to you.

4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. Its very, very important that these four bitches* don't know each other.


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* I only used this word because it was in the original joke. Please don't de-ball me.
cavete terrae.

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I've got all this in one guy. What does that say about the basic assumptions of society? :ph34r:



That you're gay?



ROFLMAO.....:D:D I have nothing to contribute to this conversation.

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I've got all this in one guy. What does that say about the basic assumptions of society? :ph34r:



That you're promoting the militant homosexual agenda again? :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I've got all this in one guy. What does that say about the basic assumptions of society? :ph34r:



That you're promoting the militant homosexual agenda again? :D



Seriously. I feel like I HAVE to be gay now. :ph34r:
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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