SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 January 5, 2006 OK, Walt, cough up another story. I need a laugh and so does everyone else here. Wheres a good Thread when you need one??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #2 January 5, 2006 QuoteWalt, cough up another story. Careful how you phrase your request. Now Walt is likely to post a story about what he's coughed up lately. Not that it won't be an interesting read. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 January 5, 2006 Anything at this point would be better then what has been going on here lately! I love ya all, but I need something I can wrap my brain around!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 January 5, 2006 Oh no, is this going to be one of those threads where you and Rl ,Walt, Lisamarie and I bore everyone to death with our sex talk ? We're probably the least laid people here right now. Let's here a story from someone who had sex this week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 January 5, 2006 At least it will give me something to do. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 January 5, 2006 were skydivers , no one gets laid... they just pretend they doSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 January 5, 2006 The thread is barely 5 mins old and look at how many people have jumped on it!! (pardon the pun). We all are chomping at the bit for something! Aaaanything!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 January 5, 2006 Hang on sweetie i think Walt is typing as fast as he can . Be patient. I'm not sure we are going to want to read this one. He's diggin deep into his Walt Vault to really freak us out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 January 5, 2006 At this point, I dont think much can freak out us...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 January 5, 2006 I love to freak out, its what i do best!!! I was certified at it, at one point! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #11 January 5, 2006 QuoteAt this point, I dont think much can freak out us... You sure about that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 January 5, 2006 Awwwwwwweeeee FREAK OUT de de dillity deet . Great , now that tune is fried into my head like a neon sign saying "be careful with Bobbi... Wear a helmet in the bedroom if you ever go there with her." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 January 5, 2006 ummmm I meant from Walk, Funks dear, you often times freak me out Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 January 5, 2006 Walt's sittin' back waiting for a few more pleads for another of his spell-binding yet, most often hilarious stories. C'mon Walt! Puleeeeeeeeeze! We need something new and fresh! Throw us a bone here! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 January 5, 2006 I have to go , but if he fails to comply with our foolish request, i'll come up with a true story stranger than fiction. Hmmmm which one ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 January 5, 2006 QuoteI have to go , but if he fails to comply with our foolish request, i'll come up with a true story stranger than fiction. Hmmmm which one ? ___________________________________________ I know, that's right! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #17 January 5, 2006 Dude, Walt's stories is what got me first attached to the Bonfire! Luckily, I came in late so I had a lot of back reading I could do... but now I am feeling deprived! Come On Walt!!! ***btw, I probably have most of you guys beat on the last time I got laid... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 January 5, 2006 Walt has run out of material, I'm afraid. While he claims to be old, and it seems from his persona he's done a lot of stuff, he's actually tapped out of tales. He's currently in negotiations with J. Peterman to buy his life stories. Then he can tell some real doozies! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #19 January 5, 2006 I refuse to believe it! Walt will NEVER run out of tales! No seriously, I hope he does post something new soon. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #20 January 5, 2006 14 votes... all saying Yes Could this be any more of motiviation? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #21 January 5, 2006 Walt's pretty good at that stuff. I read his stories, and think about stuff that's happened around me, and generally can recount it in 20-30 words. Which can get the facts across, but makes for a really boring story. Walt, what you need to do is to poll people for interesting events, and then make stories up around them. I'm sure you could make my stupidest student much funnier than I ever could Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #22 January 5, 2006 Least laid! ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 January 5, 2006 QuoteDude, Walt's stories is what got me first attached to the Bonfire! Luckily, I came in late so I had a lot of back reading I could do... but now I am feeling deprived! Come On Walt!!! ***btw, I probably have most of you guys beat on the last time I got laid... _____________________________________ Walt's teasin' us! That rascal! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #24 January 5, 2006 QuoteWalt's pretty good at that stuff. I read his stories, and think about stuff that's happened around me, and generally can recount it in 20-30 words. Which can get the facts across, but makes for a really boring story. Wendy W. Ah, but a little embellishment here, some humorous verbosity there and you've got the makings of a highly entertaining story. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #25 January 5, 2006 Either that, or typing up something really good! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
