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Girlfalldown

Electronic malfunctioning gene?

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I swear one of my bosses is a fucking walking electronics disaster. Every fucking piece of equipment he owns he somehow fucks up immediately. I'm talking cell phones, computers, Palms, printers, fax machines, anything that plugs in or has a fucking battery. He tried to upgrade his Norton Antivirus and I don't know how the hell he did it but he managed to fuck his computer up like no bodies business and of course he comes to me to fix it. I want to strangle him now because I spent the last fucking 3 hours uninstalling shit, reinstalling, restarting, banging my head up against the door and talking to customer fucking service that just so happens to be in fucking India! What the fuck? I am not fucking tech support! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK!

Fucking bite me.

Sorry. I just needed to vent.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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After more than 15 years in the industry I can assure you that some people just have 'the gift'.



The PEBKAC people? :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Let me plug it in first.



OMG it's so big i don't think it will fit!!



Just relax. With a little lube and relaxation. We can get it to fit!:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I swear one of my bosses is a fucking walking electronics disaster. Every fucking piece of equipment he owns he somehow fucks up immediately. I'm talking cell phones, computers, Palms, printers, fax machines, anything that plugs in or has a fucking battery. He tried to upgrade his Norton Antivirus and I don't know how the hell he did it but he managed to fuck his computer up like no bodies business and of course he comes to me to fix it. I want to strangle him now because I spent the last fucking 3 hours uninstalling shit, reinstalling, restarting, banging my head up against the door and talking to customer fucking service that just so happens to be in fucking India! What the fuck? I am not fucking tech support! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK!

Fucking bite me.

Sorry. I just needed to vent.

Charge at least $75.00 per hour? ;)

Even if it's just waiting on the phone line for customer service.

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Your central processing units or mother boards?:ph34r:;)



Let me plug it in first.



I would just take a sledge hammer to the fucked up cpu and tell him "I quit" :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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