boinky 0 #1 January 4, 2006 I'm now an official resident of Texas! I signed a lease on my first REAL residence in Texas yesterday evening!!! YAY!!! Now I can't get frustrated and head back to Georgia for a whole year! My landlord assures me that I will not be having any scorpion visitors! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 4, 2006 Welcome! But be forewarned, you're not a full fledged Texan yet. One of these days a group of furtive, shadowy men will infiltrate your house. Don't fight them, it only hurts for a little bit. But perhaps I've said too much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #3 January 4, 2006 QuoteWelcome! But be forewarned, you're not a full fledged Texan yet. One of these days a group of furtive, shadowy men will infiltrate your house. Don't fight them, it only hurts for a little bit. But perhaps I've said too much... I thought it would be the "Texan Way" for her to pick up her shotgun and blow the f*ck out of y'all -I mean- those shadowy men. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 January 4, 2006 QuoteWelcome! [BLUE]THANK YOU! QuoteBut be forewarned, you're not a full fledged Texan yet. One of these days a group of furtive, shadowy men will infiltrate your house. Don't fight them, it only hurts for a little bit. What? Are they gonna' come in and brand me...and THEN I'm a full fledged Texan? QuoteBut perhaps I've said too much... Perhaps you haven't said enough....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 January 4, 2006 QuoteI thought it would be the "Texan Way" for her to pick up her shotgun But I'se not got a shotgun. Hey...that would be a GREAT house warming gift!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #6 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI thought it would be the "Texan Way" for her to pick up her shotgun But I'se not got a shotgun. Hey...that would be a GREAT house warming gift!!!! and they're great for blastin scorpions, but since you won't have anymore of those, well... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 January 4, 2006 QuoteBut I'se not got a shotgun. Oy, this process may take a bit longer than normal. You do own a cowboy hat and a pair of snakeskin boots, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut I'se not got a shotgun. Oy, this process may take a bit longer than normal. You do own a cowboy hat and a pair of snakeskin boots, right? when said tradition goes down, remember two words... get. video. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #9 January 4, 2006 QuoteYou do own a cowboy hat and a pair of snakeskin boots, right? Uuuummmmmm......no. Why? Me no likey snakes. They are one of the "Three S's" that are no-no's for me. 1. Scorpions 2. Snakes 3. Spiders I've got a sign on my front door that says, "Welcome Ya'll!" Does that help? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #10 January 4, 2006 Quotewhen said tradition goes down, remember two words... get. video. LOL! I'm the intended victim? But yeah, I know...'"If it's not on video..it didn't happen." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuotewhen said tradition goes down, remember two words... get. video. LOL! I'm the intended victim? But yeah, I know...'"If it's not on video..it didn't happen." just one more word, my dear... tripod. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 January 4, 2006 Quote when said tradition goes down, remember two words... get. video. As we all know, if it's not on video it didn't happen. And whatever it is you guys are talking about won't be on video, because it didn't happen. [/menacing glare] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 January 4, 2006 QuoteAnd whatever it is you guys are talking about won't be on video, because it didn't happen. [/menacing glare] I think I'm scared now. Micro...about that shotgun....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 January 4, 2006 QuoteI'm now an official resident of Texas! I signed a lease on my first REAL residence in Texas yesterday evening!!! YAY!!! Now I can't get frustrated and head back to Georgia for a whole year! My landlord assures me that I will not be having any scorpion visitors! Oh please. There is no waiting period in Texas for anyone who even thinks about doing Christmas in a Texas way like you did. You were a naturalized Texas as soon as you crossed the border. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 January 4, 2006 All my exes live in Texas...you're welcomed to it. Only Skyfest could get me there. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #16 January 4, 2006 QuoteOh please. There is no waiting period in Texas for anyone who even thinks about doing Christmas in a Texas way like you did. You were a naturalized Texas as soon as you crossed the border. Boinky: memorize the following saying; "I wasn't born a Texan, but I got here as soon as I could!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh please. There is no waiting period in Texas for anyone who even thinks about doing Christmas in a Texas way like you did. You were a naturalized Texas as soon as you crossed the border. Boinky: memorize the following saying; "I wasn't born a Texan, but I got here as soon as I could!" Damn straight!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #18 January 4, 2006 QuoteI'm now an official resident of Texas! Losing bets sucks ass.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd whatever it is you guys are talking about won't be on video, because it didn't happen. [/menacing glare] I think I'm scared now. Micro...about that shotgun.... Be watching for a FedEx driver w/ a glorious tan, large calf muscles, and a 5-o'clock shadow. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 January 4, 2006 Texas Rocks... GO AGGIES!!!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #21 January 5, 2006 QuoteOh please. There is no waiting period in Texas for anyone who even thinks about doing Christmas in a Texas way like you did. You were a naturalized Texas as soon as you crossed the border. So you're going to save me from that "visit" that has been hinted at, right? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #22 January 5, 2006 LMAO! Picture me like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. I'm tapping my heels together saying, "There's no place like Texas. There's no place like Texas. There's no place like Texas." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 January 5, 2006 QuoteLosing bets sucks ass. What bet? Did I lose a bet?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #24 January 5, 2006 QuoteBe watching for a FedEx driver w/ a glorious tan, large calf muscles, and a 5-o'clock shadow. Would this be YOU? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh please. There is no waiting period in Texas for anyone who even thinks about doing Christmas in a Texas way like you did. You were a naturalized Texas as soon as you crossed the border. So you're going to save me from that "visit" that has been hinted at, right? Well, I wouldn't say that, but I promise I won't be one them... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
