josheezammit 0 #1 January 6, 2006 Top stories this week: "Hey Nicole, Hey Kayla.....XOXOXOXOX" This week the bonfire is in a fuss over the two well known adult entertainment stars that post on our beloved website. A sudden increase in the interest in porn (like skydivers needed one) brought many to give their ideas of how to write their own porn script. Hell, I lurked like I have never lurked before, from this corner of Texas we bid you welcome, and sight that your work is appreciated by all, and thanks for......everything This just in....... frenchy will date a seven year old. When explaining his reasons for such a wide age range, he stated that 'carpet bombing' provides the best results. Look out 2nd graders everywhere.... Murder he wrote Like Angela Lansberry and shit, Benji solves the mystery of who the skydiving movie murderer is/was/so on and so forth. F-in bandwith..... Congrats on your 1000th jump too! May you have many more! "Oh Eloy eloy, why have you forsaken me!?!??!?" People Discuss their AWESOME adventure to the desert, talking about all their fun jumps, and awesome beer truck adventures, and how awesome it was to be there. As jealousy consumes me, I plot my evil revenge for next year. I think to times when I will drink the mighty lake of oil out from the dark spout of the Dc-3 and its Radial engines of the god's, somehow i will be sooooooo drunk that i will get away with bathing in the swoop ponds, and Betsy will let me off with a friendly warning and a counseling session. I will arrive in the heat of the night and low, I will return to my computer after and speak of my AWESOME time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! editors' note: I will pack nice, nice this month so i will not have a cut-away since y'all had fifty-eleven of them. UT wins! Ipods Suck, and I am done typing......Let's go jump! Its friday people, stop reading my post and get to the sky......See you next week. Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #2 January 6, 2006 QuoteIts friday people, stop reading my post and get to the sky I haven't seen the sun on a weekend (or during the week for that matter) since Christmas time. It's wearing on all of us up here...It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #3 January 6, 2006 Then Rev its about time you came to Texas Our weather this weekend Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 January 6, 2006 If you promise to do this on weekly basis.. The GNP of the US and UK may actualy increase signifigantly as Dz.commers everywhere may actually spend time working instead of reading every single post here. Good Job!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 January 6, 2006 QuoteThen Rev its about time you came to Texas Our weather this weekend I wish. Texas is a big reason I miss being over the road. I recently dropped my night driving job for days (same company) in a regional OTR position, just so I can see some daylight. Now, if those clouds would just go AWAY!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 January 6, 2006 Good call J! I was thinking a weekly wrap-up would be a nice touch. I second your nomination!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 January 6, 2006 Quote"Oh Eloy eloy, why have you forsaken me!?!??!?" That is some seriously funny shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #8 January 6, 2006 HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!? Grue starts a retro trend with his new helmet descision http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=57920; Man that would scare some children on landing at the DZ. "Mommy the evil robots are landing!!!!!" Ok at least i would pee myself....... Making the ghost of Howard Hughes proud, ghost Howie comes out of his room with one handful of a jar of urine, and the other with a proud thumbs up, simply stating, "It will fly!" Damn Grue, if you ever see me on a load with you and that helmet, I will be frantically crawling to the door Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #9 January 6, 2006 my not so silent plee to be a staff commentary writer for dz.com continues with my poem; to the great Angie Everhart An ode to red Oh Angie where are you? In another 9 ½ weeks I was gonna come to Perris to meet you! I hear Sly still wets the bed when thinks of what he once had. You left him, good for you, now get over here and meet your next baby’s Dad. Oh bare witness, wicked minds, and last cry’s I hear that you were sponsored by Da kine Where have you gone, are you still current? I loved you when you played, Lillith in bordello, opposite that Corey Feldman degenerate! Come back to us we need you soon, for you, my stalker poem swoons……. Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #10 January 6, 2006 Step away from the keyboard Joshua.. Relax...breath deep....we're gonna get you some help.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 January 6, 2006 It may be time for an intervention... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #12 January 6, 2006 QuoteIt may be time for an intervention... Yeah, you pack his bags, I'll go and get 15 or 20 guys to help us get him in the van.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 January 6, 2006 QuoteIt may be time for an intervention... I think he may be past that point. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #14 January 6, 2006 awww guy......you are all so sweet to me.....I'll be over in the corner crying my fucking eyes out. Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 January 6, 2006 It's ok Josh, we still love you. Besides, us trying to give you an intervention would be something akin to a group of monkeys attempting to cure ebola. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #16 January 7, 2006 haha... if I can find one for a decent price, I'll actually get it just for a few joke jumps. They seem to be spendy, though cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
