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KaylaPaige

DZ Kids Gone Wild, A Tale of a DZ Kid turned Porn Star

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LoL....This is Kayla Paige....Porn Star!!! But, what's funny is that I'm A DZ kid born and raised!!! My mom is a national judge and my dad was an instructor for about 15 years. I probably would be doing things differently with my own life but, growing up watching wet T-shirt contests, looking at the Golden Knights as my big brothers and partying with everyone at The Herd Boogie and Perris had a major part in in the sexual freedom i have. Welcome to the family Nicole!! Theres no better place for a porn star playground (besides AVN) than a drop zone!! You met my mom at the windtunnel in Perris and she told me about all this mess. Just for the record.....Nicole is a total fucking sweetheart!! And shes a frickin hot piece too!! I think we're in a couple of the same movies from Skye Blue also. Hope all is well with you hon! Blue Skys!!
Kayla Paige
P.S. Check out the attached pics, i guess i'll always go back to my roots!! hehe...

dont forget sneakin peeks under the shower doors at the ranch when you were 11 or 12 years old girlie girl.................

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Less dorky-ness and more abuse. Duh!




Ahhhh..............sorry. I mostly get the abuse out while I am at work. However, it was recently brought to my attention that my client (2 vehicles and probably 60 or more feet away) can hear rear gunners yelling "Stop MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!" at the Iraqis. Therefor, we have to clean up our language because shooting Iraqis is fine. It's cursing loudly that is really offensive. :S

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>welcome back

--dittos--

dude, I thought you were gone for 6 months or something, but here you are ... on the porn star page (duh)! B|

You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two.

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Shooting porn or shooting people...hmmm....




I tried to get a job in the porn industry but there just isn't much work for chubby guys with average size penises.:D




You must not be getting the same spam as me. There's all sorts of stuff to fix that now. Just send me three payments of $99.95 and I'll get em for ya.

Ron Jeremy is an ugly, fat and hairy slob and he did pretty well.

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Ron Jeremy is an ugly, fat and hairy slob and he did pretty well.





Yeah but he has a large penis and was a stud in the 70's. :D Hmmmmm...............penis pills huh? :D


You don't need penis pills Clay, you're a big enough dick already;)

Welcome back dude, did ya do anything exciting in your absence:)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Welcome back dude, did ya do anything exciting in your absence





Just travelled from Iraq to LA and back again. With stops in Georgia, Florida, Montana, Amsterdam, and Amman along the way. :S A bit of partying and jumping thrown in for good measure. B| I now am in love with Amsterdam. That has to be the coolest city on the planet. One of these days I'm going to go check out the skydiving there as well! B|

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why is it that none of these porn stars are in kansas?





Uhhhh...........because it's Kansas. I mean.......who would want to be in Kansas? :D



Yeah, duh... nothing there but boring ol' Dorothy and Toto... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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