AlexCrowley 0 #1 January 8, 2006 I get interviewed by websites other than the ones run by my friends. The site that wont render in firefox, yet features ME. Who's with me? [insert mass cheering] Who's against me? [lone, quickly cut short 'boo' and sounds of limbs tearing]. That's not a troll, thats the truth. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 January 8, 2006 I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 January 8, 2006 So it was a friend of a friend, then? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #4 January 8, 2006 I already did crickets chirping and about two people were smart enough to notice. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #5 January 8, 2006 actually no. Some sick bastard must have heard about me from somewhere because I have no connection to the interviewer or the site this was posted on. I already insulted the interviewer on my myspace annoying thingy. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 January 8, 2006 Well golly maybe next time I'm in Boston I can get your autograph, then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 January 8, 2006 i like your pic on there (it's from your website, right?) better than your avatar. but are you wearing green contacts? you're such a girl. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #8 January 8, 2006 What do you mean 'girly'? And thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #9 January 8, 2006 Im sorry, I dont do autographs, would ruin the bad guy thing. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 January 8, 2006 Right, what about the part about respecting your fans? (See, and here you thought I didn't actually read it ... though I did almost go blind what the fuckin' white text on black screen bullshit... that I had to open up IE to read). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #11 January 8, 2006 that was my 'advice to people breaking in'. I dont care about fans - as long as they're paying my HUGE appearance fees. edited to add: or crying and generally being miserable. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 January 8, 2006 QuoteAnd thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. *swooon* Alex, I luuuuuuvvv you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ln311 0 #13 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. *swooon* Alex, I luuuuuuvvv you. aye aye aye...soon he's going to be impossible to live with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #14 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. *swooon* Alex, I luuuuuuvvv you. aye aye aye...soon he's going to be impossible to live with but it's you, my dear, who have that ignoble task, not the rest of us... we can always turn off the computer. btw, you're quite lovely to behold, if I do say so. and good luck in Eloy. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #15 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd thats my natural eye color, bitch! I had another reason for being awesome, but I just forgot what it was. Damn it. *swooon* Alex, I luuuuuuvvv you. aye aye aye...soon he's going to be impossible to live with You do own a frying pan, don't you? It's the time-honored solution. Or you can just put Nair in his hair gel. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 January 9, 2006 QuoteIt's the time-honored solution. Or you can just put Nair in his hair gel. then he'd look like me. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #17 January 9, 2006 Pro wrestling is so much like a soap opera, and soap operas suck. I'm not deying the athleticism or the fact that you can get hurt. Is it standard in such interviews to pretend it is real? I ask because you mentioned that one person misunderstood your intentions when you offered to pick him up. This seems like admitting that the action is planned in advance.People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #18 January 9, 2006 Wrestling on TV fits your description, on the local level you dont have the luxury of boring the shit out of your audience for 2 hours. Our shows are based on the matches, with no filler, no lengthy interviews (in fact, we dont generally have any on our shows). As for pretending its real: maybe I'm just old school. I tend to talk more about wrestling here than I do anywhere else - I never want to hear about what a great character I play from a wrestling fan. How did an accident (my getting my head smashed open) sound fake? If I'm getting near the good guy during a match there's a really good chance that he understands my intenions pretty clearly - but I'm not going to accept that, so perhaps I was just trying to help him up and he got the wrong idea? The wrestling real/fake concept is one that is complex between wrestler/spectator. With one or two rare (and mentally impaired, or very young) exceptions, no one believes its "real". But then again, how many people at home think that CSI is real? Are the murders real? Was the movie Seven "real"? If one of the characters in CSI pulled out a lightsaber and started to act like a Jedi it would be pretty jarring I'd imagine. We run by the same rules, except in one take and no rehearsals with no stuntmen. And saying it's real in interviews really pisses internet fans off. They think they understand just how fake wrestling is, nothing upsets them more than being treated "like babies". TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #19 January 9, 2006 Sorry, if it won't render in Firefox, I will not check it out. Too much effort to open IE. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #20 January 9, 2006 Wow, are your eyes really that green? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
